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1 hour ago, NoName said:

this wouldn't be allowed anywhere else.

i'm sure it will be fine, it isn't like the computer vision for FSD is super important - it's only one of the many different sensors out there to help a Tesla actually drive itself.

wait, what's that? they only use cameras?

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how can a guy with a fiduciary responsibility to TSLA, as their CEO, hire extremely important talent from the public company he owns to the private startup he also owns and is the CEO of?

 

 

This came after he already demanded a controlling control of Tesla (1/4 of the company) or said he would take the AI components out of Tesla.

I mean the dude literally said he would do this.

Any sane board would have removed him from control of Tesla the moment he said these words. Now he's actually doing what he threatened.

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there may be a better place to post it, but what a fucking moron

then he doubles and triples and quadruples down in the comments on it lol

While we're on that subject, I haven't figured out why PEMDAS is the latest engagement bait strategy. What is their true goal?

1 minute ago, NoName said:

there may be a better place to post it, but what a fucking moron

then he doubles and triples and quadruples down in the comments on it lol

All of these people are actual, bonafide, fucking morons.  In a functioning society, they'd be exiled to remote farms where they shovel shit, gather eggs, and mumble their idiocy to the pigs as they toss slop, causing no harm.

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

While we're on that subject, I haven't figured out why PEMDAS is the latest engagement bait strategy. What is their true goal?

Have you seen the flame wars "engagement" on facebook over that?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

All of these people are actual, bonafide, fucking morons.  In a functioning society, they'd be exiled to remote farms where they shovel shit, gather eggs, and mumble their idiocy to the pigs as they toss slop, causing no harm.

Guess Malaysia is not a functioning society. I'm sure he thinks Apple DEI is causing the calculator to be wrong

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Have you seen the flame wars "engagement" on facebook over that?

Mainly there, yes. And sure enough all your favorite people from local news article comment sections flock to these threads.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

All of these people are actual, bonafide, fucking morons.  In a functioning society, they'd be exiled to remote farms where they shovel shit, gather eggs, and mumble their idiocy to the pigs as they toss slop, causing no harm.

We call it Malaysia.

 

But because of Twitter, dude's words can be sent anywhere.

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9 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

While we're on that subject, I haven't figured out why PEMDAS is the latest engagement bait strategy. What is their true goal?

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

We call it Malaysia.

 

But because of Twitter, dude's words can be sent anywhere.

Correct.  A functioning fucking mentally deficient slug of a human can disseminate and amplify stupidity that should be confined to his drool-flecked musings in a remote village or farm.....to the whole fucking world.....and have a literal billionaire amplify that idiocy.  The planet is fucking broken.  And Elon is among the biggest sources of that brokenness.  The world will be vastly better when he ODs on ketamine.

12 minutes ago, NoName said:

there may be a better place to post it, but what a fucking moron

then he doubles and triples and quadruples down in the comments on it lol

"This calculator is woke"

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

"This calculator is woke"

No, the problem was that Cheong was ASLEEP in algebra.

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

No, the problem was that Cheong was ASLEEP in algebra.

Well it's tough to stay awake in class on a Malaysian schedule when you are needed to tell a third of the people halfway across the globe what to believe every second during their waking hours.

3 minutes ago, blacklab said:

windows calculator will give you 200 if you do 50+50*2

I must still have the non woke version

 

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Look at what woke academics have done to scientific calculators 

31 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

While we're on that subject, I haven't figured out why PEMDAS is the latest engagement bait strategy. What is their true goal?

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“You know what I just found out from my father-in-law? That math was created by Muslims. And we teach this Islamic math to children. Math teachers are terrorist! Algebra? More like Al Jazeera. Under a Ryan presidency, I will ban this Sharia math from being taught to American children. There will be no more math (starts “No more math!” chant).”

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1 hour ago, blacklab said:

change to standard and you'll see it 

Most basic calculators aren’t meant for equations so they aren’t programmed for order of operations. 

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Just now, Gene Parmesan said:

Most basic calculators aren’t meant for equations so they aren’t programmed for order of operations. 

I dunno....this bad boy has served me well...

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Literally just sent this to my wife and said I can’t move from my chair the rest of the day.

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This is what happens when the calculator factory institutes a DEI program!

-Elon Musk*

 

*Probably 

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Concerning. 

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What is the Venn overlap between these find-out phase Cybertruck owners and dudes who spent $80k on monkey jpegs last year?

4 hours ago, NoName said:

there may be a better place to post it, but what a fucking moron

then he doubles and triples and quadruples down in the comments on it lol

 

concerning

 

8 hours ago, NoName said:

there may be a better place to post it, but what a fucking moron

then he doubles and triples and quadruples down in the comments on it lol

This makes me angrier than anything that's ever been posted on this website. Order of operations is fucking woke now?? I may or may not be an engineer.

47 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This makes me angrier than anything that's ever been posted on this website. Order of operations is fucking woke now?? I may or may not be an engineer.

The number of people who have degrees from a certain school (in your user name) who quote that guy as a legitimate source of "information" never ceases to astound me. I read his tweets and my first reaction is  ALWAYS:

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I may or may not be an engineer.

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11 hours ago, NoName said:

there may be a better place to post it, but what a fucking moron

then he doubles and triples and quadruples down in the comments on it lol

Isn’t he supposed to be some kind of Asian?

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno....this bad boy has served me well...

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I got busted using that bad boy on multiplication tables in 3rd grade lol. I thought I was a spy with it. Haha

CyberTruck in a car driving simulator on the automotive equivalent of a ski jump is…lacking in battery fires at the end.

 

Dipshit is spreading more disinformation and not letting Community Notes correct him...

 

15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Isn’t he supposed to be some kind of Asian?

There's a conversion therapist in the deep south who can cure him of that.

59 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Dipshit is spreading more disinformation and not letting Community Notes correct him...

 

Rob Graham was the dude that attended Mike Lindell's Cyber Symposium to review the evidence of voter fraud.

He was supposed to sit on the stage to review the data and discuss it with Lindell. However, he was never given any data to review nor invited on the stage.

Instead, Lindell called him a coward and said he ran off. Lindell was saying this as Graham sat in the front waiting to be invited on stage.

 

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

CyberTruck in a car driving simulator on the automotive equivalent of a ski jump is…lacking in battery fires at the end.

 

 

1. I watched 3 full minutes and plan to watch more later. Fun stuff.

2. Favorite comment (who was this): "that cybertruck looked better in a mangled wreck, that thing is hideous as hell"

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Tesla has canceled the long-promised inexpensive car that investors have been counting on to drive its growth into a mass-market automaker, according to three sources familiar with the matter and company messages seen by Reuters. The automaker will continue developing self-driving robotaxis on the same small-vehicle platform, the sources said.

The decision represents an abandonment of a longstanding goal that Tesla(TSLA.O), opens new tab chief Elon Musk has often characterized as its primary mission: affordable electric cars for the masses. His first “master plan”, opens new tab for the company in 2006 called for manufacturing luxury models first, then using the profits to finance a “low cost family car.”

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Tesla did not respond to requests for comment. After the story was published, Musk posted on his social media site X that "Reuters is lying (again)." He did not identify any specific inaccuracies.

Tesla shares tumbled more than 6% following the Reuters' report but recovered some of the loss after Musk's post. The stock was down 3.6% at Friday's market close.

 

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

8/8? Geez Elon, that won't get the aryan nation fans excited now will it?

Tesla underperforms 

Musk announces fake bullshit to pump stock back up 

Like Clockwork 

Flying cars in 2 years!!

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