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That guacamole guy in this thread will probably pay to beta test his “flying” car.

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Are we sure he didn't knock up some other weirdo, and they decided to name their kid Robotaxi?

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Think I found one to top Billionaire Defended 

 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-05/tesla-aims-discounts-at-unprecedented-number-of-evs-in-inventory?sref=P6Q0mxvj

Mentioned already, but they produced 46,500+ more Tesla’s than they could sell.  Model Y rear-wheel drive price being dropped by $4,600.  Other Model Y’s have their prices being dropped by $5,000.  I don’t think that will clear out 46,000 Teslas, but whatever.

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-05/tesla-aims-discounts-at-unprecedented-number-of-evs-in-inventory?sref=P6Q0mxvj

Mentioned already, but they produced 46,500+ more Tesla’s than they could sell.  Model Y rear-wheel drive price being dropped by $4,600.  Other Model Y’s have their prices being dropped by $5,000.  I don’t think that will clear out 46,000 Teslas, but whatever.

 

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11 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

8/8? Geez Elon, that won't get the aryan nation fans excited now will it?

I was thinking for 8/8 is double happiness in Chinese..  A much larger market than the trailer parks of America.

 

The real play is to go after both!

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We need a good Wow photo for him since that's his stock answer to red pill red meat. 

On 4/3/2024 at 7:11 PM, Neonmoon said:

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from Facebook cofounder 

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Not saying it's true because I have no idea who this is, but it's believable

And the fact that it's believable?

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On 4/4/2024 at 2:50 PM, BrickHorn said:

What is the Venn overlap between these find-out phase Cybertruck owners and dudes who spent $80k on monkey jpegs last year?

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Not saying it's true because I have no idea who this is, but it's believable

And the fact that it's believable?

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I know some states have 24 hour cool down periods, but I know vehicle "refunds" aren't a thing.

I know some states have 24 hour cool down periods, but I know vehicle "refunds" aren't a thing.

Seems weird. Maybe they’re talking about refunding of the deposits to get a Cybertruck?
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Dipshit liking and boosting all the racist accounts on Twitter 

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3 hours ago, Stringer said:


Seems weird. Maybe they’re talking about refunding of the deposits to get a Cybertruck?

I'm pretty sure this is about the pre-order deposits.

Just now, immamac said:

I’m tempted to make this a reaction haha

It will get used any time we haven't jumped out to a 10+ point lead midway through the 1st quarter

5 hours ago, royiv said:

I’ve been banging this on this thread for a while now. They spent way too much time on the Cybertruck and its awful and tough manufacturing process. They didn’t even do a refresh on the rest of the lineup, and now all are due for one at once. If not a completely new model. 

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39 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ve been banging this on this thread for a while now. They spent way too much time on the Cybertruck and its awful and tough manufacturing process. They didn’t even do a refresh on the rest of the lineup, and now all are due for one at once. If not a completely new model. 

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All this MFer had to do was not be a dick and keep his racist and sexist views and insecure and pathetic personality out of the public and he could have gone down in history. Instead he couldn’t resist the need to show his ass and troll.

13 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

All this MFer had to do was not be a dick and keep his racist and sexist views and insecure and pathetic personality out of the public and he could have gone down in history. Instead he couldn’t resist the need to show his ass and troll.

He could have kept this stuff confined to an anonymous Twitter account, but he wouldn’t have the reach and the adoration he desperately needs.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ve been banging this on this thread for a while now. They spent way too much time on the Cybertruck and its awful and tough manufacturing process. They didn’t even do a refresh on the rest of the lineup, and now all are due for one at once. If not a completely new model. 

Musk is the type of person, that when people tell him Tesla needs to refresh the rest of the lineup, he will resist because he doesn’t like being told what to do or how to do it.  As much as he wishes people thought of him like Steve Jobs, if Jobs were running Tesla, the Cybertruck would never have happened, and there would have been multiple refreshes to the lineup.  Jobs was pretty ruthless about making new products and changing designs over time to keep things fresh.

Teslas are aging Mazdas with shaved door handles and sans radiator. Except that one that looks like Jeremy Clarkson and crew welded together in a few hours whilst pretending to be on an Ayahuasca trip with the ghost of John Delorean.

3 hours ago, BearMace said:

Teslas are aging Mazdas with shaved door handles and sans radiator. Except that one that looks like Jeremy Clarkson and crew welded together in a few hours whilst pretending to be on an Ayahuasca trip with the ghost of John Delorean.

 

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Not maybe vehicles you can easily fit eight whole bags of Home Depot-sized topsoil in. I can just barely squeeze that much in my Mazda Miata's trunk.

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On 4/4/2024 at 5:02 PM, aggie08 said:

This makes me angrier than anything that's ever been posted on this website. Order of operations is fucking woke now?? I may or may not be an engineer.

Please Excuse Musk, Dumb Apartheid Supporter

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Shit like this is… it’s so hard in the post reality world to even know that is earnest and what is jokes 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Eight bags of soil?? I'm pretty sure a Kia Rio can do that.

11 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Shit like this is… it’s so hard in the post reality world to even know that is earnest and what is jokes 

Best I can tell this account is like the "self-aware" aggy. Knows he has a joke of a vehicle so he also makes fun of it, but yet isn't embarrassed.

 

16 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Best I can tell this account is like the "self-aware" aggy. Knows he has a joke of a vehicle so he also makes fun of it, but yet isn't embarrassed.

 

Not fair to us, sheep don’t cut our fingers off when they accidentally get stuck inside them.

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It's not a maiming frunk, it's a part of Elmo's sales funnel.

You won't even need fingers with the Cybertruck "Look Ma, No Hands" Neuralink® option installed.

(Please ignore the Neuralink video game/mortality risk.)

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Best I can tell this account is like the "self-aware" aggy. Knows he has a joke of a vehicle so he also makes fun of it, but yet isn't embarrassed.

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Eight bags of soil?? I'm pretty sure a Kia Rio can do that.

I know our Honda can (CRV). We still put our holiday tree inside every year but to be fair, that used to fit in the Civic as well. I always carry a tarp in the back because you never know when you'll have to help Nicole dispose of a bo----you might need to haul something.

On 4/6/2024 at 5:03 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ve been banging this on this thread for a while now. They spent way too much time on the Cybertruck and its awful and tough manufacturing process. They didn’t even do a refresh on the rest of the lineup, and now all are due for one at once. If not a completely new model. 

 

On 4/6/2024 at 6:04 PM, Fastbreak said:

All this MFer had to do was not be a dick and keep his racist and sexist views and insecure and pathetic personality out of the public and he could have gone down in history. Instead he couldn’t resist the need to show his ass and troll.

What’s the point of having fuck you money if you can’t collectively make the decent people in the world say, “FUCK YOU!”

46 minutes ago, Goredho said:

 

What’s the point of having fuck you money if you can’t collectively make the decent people in the world say, “FUCK YOU!”

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I think I like this judge

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The order also barred the social network from publishing details of which accounts were blocked, and came with fines of about £16,000 a day for failure to comply. Now, Musk says, the company will reverse those blocks. Within a few hours, Musk escalated his dispute with Moraes, promising to publish “everything” demanded of Twitter by the supreme court justice. “This judge has brazenly and repeatedly betrayed the constitution and people of Brazil. He should resign or be impeached,” Musk said.

As a result of refusing to comply, Musk predicted: “We will probably lose all revenue in Brazil and have to shut down our office there. But principles matter more than profit.”

In response, the judge announced late on Sunday that he had opened an inquiry into what he called Musk’s obstruction of justice.

“We cannot live in a society in which billionaires domiciled abroad have control of social networks and put themselves in a position to violate the rule of law, failing to comply with court orders and threatening our authorities,” said the federal solicitor general, Jorge Messias. “Social peace is non-negotiable.”

 

 

Wasn’t Musk the one saying he will bring “free speech” to countries using Twitter - but only if it’s allowed by a country’s law?

That’s why he doesn’t give a shit that countries like Saudi Arabia and Qatar don’t allow free speech. Because it’s not allowed by local law.

But as soon as a country like Brazil wants to crack down on “free speech” on Twitter, suddenly it’s the worst thing in the world.

6 minutes ago, MrBig said:

That’s why he doesn’t give a shit that countries like Saudi Arabia and Qatar don’t allow free speech. Because it’s not allowed by local law.

Well that and the giant bag of cash the Saudis gave him to buy Twitter lol, and the Saudis arent exactly renowned for their posture towards free speech. 

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