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34 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Should come out with a hawk tuah model. 

But if you spit on that thang, it voids the warranty. 

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36 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

But if you spit on that thang, it voids the warranty. 

It’s like rain on your wedding day, but not a free ride.

My buddy who owns a collision center was walking with me in the parking lot of the Y and saw one and stopped and asked what it was. I told him and he then walks to the back and said where is the bed? I told him and he laughed and said fuck that. This guy is Elon’s wheelhouse normally. 

On 6/19/2024 at 11:25 PM, immamac said:

Or you know...this site? 

Many of the threads are just regurgitated Twitter streams. You could fix that. 

1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

My buddy who owns a collision center was walking with me in the parking lot of the Y and saw one and stopped and asked what it was. I told him and he then walks to the back and said where is the bed? I told him and he laughed and said fuck that. This guy is Elon’s wheelhouse normally. 

Not many Cybertrucks will be hitting the collision centers.  Gotta go through Tesla and pay the big bucks and cross your fingers that your insurance hasn’t banned CTs,

We were all in the car yesterday and my 4 year old said, “Mommy, I just saw one of those ugly cars”. He meant the CyberTruck.

Raising them right in this house.

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lol

 

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54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

lol

 

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On 6/22/2024 at 6:14 PM, Captain Ron said:

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I would not be able to resist the temptation to just order the team to add a “t” to his username

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Maybe he's just purposefully acquiring mass in preparation for his fight with Zuck?

51 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Any hillbilly alive in rural America in the 1790s who had a large family probably has hundreds of thousands of living descendants.  Hell, any Irishman/woman alive in the 1600s who popped out a bunch of kids probably has millions of descendants. That person doesn’t understand how genes are passed down.  Any of the major royal families in Europe living 500 years ago that survived into the 1700s probably have hundreds of millions of dependents if not more.

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On 6/22/2024 at 5:08 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Not many Cybertrucks will be hitting the collision centers.  Gotta go through Tesla and pay the big bucks and cross your fingers that your insurance hasn’t banned CTs,

Found a video of a CT in an accident.   Spoilered for graphic savagery 

 

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15 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Tell me no woman will have sex with you without without telling me ...

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6 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Elon's next project is The Bro-Womb.

If it’s anything like his other medical ventures, it’ll become disconnected and fall out. If it’s like his truck, rain will void the warranty.

For Tesla's futuristic new Cybertruck, a fourth recall | AP News

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The company says in the documents that the front windshield wiper motor controller can stop working because it’s getting too much electrical current. A wiper that fails can cut visibility, increasing the risk of a crash. The Austin, Texas, company says it knows of no crashes or injuries caused by the problem.

Tesla will replace the wiper motor at no cost to owners, who will be notified by letter on Aug. 18.

In the other recall, a trim piece along the truck bed can come loose and fly off, creating a hazard for other motorists.

Tesla says in documents that the trim piece is installed with adhesive, and that may not have been done properly at the factory.

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

those guys putting that last line "may or may not disengage" sure seems like the basis of a lawsuit against someone.

what do you mean the accellerator may or may not disengage when the brake is depressed"?!

when you think "no way Ian Cheong could possibly look worse" you get this

 

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16 minutes ago, NoName said:

when you think "no way Ian Cheong could possibly look worse" you get this

 

1) I wonder what IMC's Surly handle is?  Because the Elon knob-gobblers 'round these parts can't be any different.

2) What a stupid fucking thing to do.  Ever fired one of those?  It's not a "shoot from the hip" weapon.  It's stupid.  It defeats the point.  It's like dragging about taking a Ferrari through an offroad mudding course -- that's not what it's fucking for.  Mudding may be fun and cool, but not with a Ferrari.  Shooting from the hip can be fun and cool, but not with a Barrett.

The performative stupidity of these people, Jesus fucking Christ.

Now I'm starting to wonder if IMC is a real person as opposed to a very (as in witness protection program or CIA asset quality) elaborate Elon sock. Or a paid influencer.

I refuse to believe someone could be that pathetic and sycophantic.

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15 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I refuse to believe someone could be that pathetic and sycophantic.

Then you clearly haven't been paying attention to this timeline.  Particular the Elon simp element of it.

34 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Now I'm starting to wonder if IMC is a real person as opposed to a very (as in witness protection program or CIA asset quality) elaborate Elon sock. Or a paid influencer.

I refuse to believe someone could be that pathetic and sycophantic.

Naw, IMC goes way back. He's been this big a loser since long before he'd ever even heard of Elon.

4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Naw, IMC goes way back. He's been this big a loser since long before he'd ever even heard of Elon.

The perfect cover story.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Now I'm starting to wonder if IMC is a real person as opposed to a very (as in witness protection program or CIA asset quality) elaborate Elon sock. Or a paid influencer.

I refuse to believe someone could be that pathetic and sycophantic.

He goes back to at least gamer gate. He really loves Hitler.

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38 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

He goes back to at least gamer gate. He really loves Hitler.

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None of that disproves that he could be Elon though

16 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

None of that disproves that he could be Elon though

Elon would never pretend to be a person of color, even one that wishes they were white

1 hour ago, ultimaton said:

He goes back to at least gamer gate. He really loves Hitler.

Translation: Some good looking Jewish guy banged my mom or girl I lusted after.

22 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Elon would never pretend to be a person of color, even one that wishes they were white

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32 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Elon would never pretend to be a person of color, even one that wishes they were white

He did pretend to be his own child, sooooo..

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


<narrator's voice>: The T-shirt was the least of his problems

18 hours ago, NoName said:

when you think "no way Ian Cheong could possibly look worse" you get this

 

 

 

How did I miss this yesterday?

So you have pathetic Elon probably not hitting shit with that thing.

And then you have IMC with some serious "Look at me!!!" "Look at me!!!" "Look at me!!!" going on here.

This is all around just sad

20 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

How did I miss this yesterday?

So you have pathetic Elon probably not hitting shit with that thing.

And then you have IMC with some serious "Look at me!!!" "Look at me!!!" "Look at me!!!" going on here.

This is all around just sad

No....what's ultra-sad and pathetic is that as a society, we have elevated practitioners of such pathetic bullshit to GOD-LEVEL.  Elon and IMC are fucking "thought leaders" to tens of millions of people.

Pathetic and sad people have always existed (see, e.g., the existence of this website).  What has changed is that in recent years, we have decided that those sad and pathetic people are the best of humanity.

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didn't see this posted here

Scott Galloway: Elon Musk’s Twitter ‘Literally the Worst Performing Business in History’

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Going to the other end, no company over $1 billion in revenue has ever lost 60% of its revenues in a 12 month period in a non-war period.

I don’ think that’s ever happened. Twitter is literally the worst-performing business in history since a change in ownership.

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Scott Galloway and Kara Swisher discussed the historically bad performance of Elon Musk’s X, formerly Twitter, on a recent episode of their tech and business podcast, Pivot.

Swisher introduced the topic by noting that Musk “no longer wants advertisers to go fuck themselves.”

“We talking about Twitter? I’d love to talk about Twitter,” replied Galloway, a marketing professor and successful entrepreneur.

Swisher explained the Musk news, adding, “He told advertisers to go fuck themselves. And then he told Bob Iger to go fuck himself. But he’s done an about-face. He and CEO Linda Yaccarino are here in Cannes courting advertisers. He’s appearing at a WPP event this week. For those who don’t know. WPP is one of the largest ad agencies. X reportedly lost 52% of its U.S. advertising revenue in 2024.”

“Talk about the strategy because it’s a lot of small and medium businesses. And by that I mean, porn,” Swisher asked Galloway, referring to the companies engaging with X.

“Crypto and AI girlfriend,” joked Galloway, adding:

I don’t think there’s ever been in business. So let’s go to the other side. Nvidia at some point will own this entire city, much less this beach. But Nvidia is the most successful company in history, as registered by an increase in revenues over such a short time. No company has ever accomplished that. Going to the other end, no company over $1 billion in revenue has ever lost 60% of its revenues in a 12 month period in a non-war period.

I don’t think that’s ever happened. Twitter is literally the worst-performing business in history since a change in ownership.

Galloway went on to illustrate just why X is losing so much money in ad revenue, “And as we all sit here today, I’ll just put forward a brief quiz. Which of the following three activities are you most likely to be fired from your job in media? One: you start calling your assistant juggles. Two: you bring your mushroom chocolates to work and put them in the refrigerator with your name on it, saying do not touch property of you. Or three, you advertise on Twitter?”

“What is a bigger risk to your career? I didn’t know what was going to be next to Nazi porn. Right. That’s not going to be a good defense. Literally the fastest way to not get invited back to Cannes, because you get fired by your media company or brand for making what is on a risk-adjusted basis literally the worst decision in branding,” he concluded.

Swisher interjected, “Some people thought it was had a good ROI, some people didn’t, but it was never an effective business in general compared to the Facebooks of the world.”

“But it was a bidding platform. It did have a certain, there were certain types of advertisers that fit really well on Twitter. I like Twitter, I was pulling for Twitter. I thought they did a decent job. I mean, we were sort of all pulling for Twitter in the beginning. It’s an incredible product. And then this thing just went on, they thought, all go to subscription. Everyone loves me. We’re going to change the model. And it’s not. It’s an ad platform. Except now there’s a lot of incredibly toxic content that people don’t want to take the risk of,” Galloway replied.

 

 

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