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21 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Put a few signs on them and post it on Twitter/X/etc.

Put bumper stickers in them that say “FUCK ANYBODY DRIVING A GAS GUZZLING PICKUP TRUCK OR SPORTS CAR BECAUSE YOU’RE KILLING OUR ENVIRONMENT AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE”.

The situation will resolve itself soon enough.

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This might be the saddest video of the cyberstuck genre so far.

 

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Versus reality

 

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3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a fucking loser

 

 

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, that the guy is a billionaire and wanted to do a Cowboy photoshoot of himself, or the fact that he fucking just had AI create an image of himself for him.

At least AI got the fucking hat on the right way this time, more than can be said for Space Karen. 

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14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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"When trouble comes in town and men like me come around
Oh, my daddy said shoot"

7 hours ago, Chopper said:

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Justine Musk tried to warn the world

https://archive.is/mn98S

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Meh, she married him. It's not like he suddenly became a weird ass racist prick out of the blue. She knew what she was getting into.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Damn she’s a smoke show. 

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On 7/16/2024 at 12:28 AM, choripan said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/15/elon-musk-plans-to-give-45-million-a-month-to-pro-trump-super-pac-wsj-reports.html

I'm not sure if this is CR so, if so, please delete. Wasn't sure whether to put this here or the "Enshittening" thread (what with the douchebag "libertarian except for when I want help" tech/startup culture) or Cloak Room.

Oh yeah, the elephant in the room with this thing - the Tesla board is giving him $40 or $50 billion, which will hurt Tesla’s financials, and he’s going to pump $200 million into the campaign of a man who wants to get rid of EVs and who loathes battery-powered boats (of which a lot of companies are using Tesla batteries in their boats), and whose running mate pushed legislation last year that would end the $7,500 credit for EVs and instead apply that credit towards gas/diesel vehicles.

So if you hear a relative talking about how smart Musk is, remind them that he’s pumping hundreds of millions of dollars into the campaign of a man and his running mate who would happily end Tesla, his cash cow.

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On 7/17/2024 at 1:43 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

What a fucking loser

 

 

The phrase all hat no cattle was literally made for this photo

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

So epic

Y'all remember when the hard right crowd was screaming till they turned blue about social media companies not being "viewpoint neutral" (in their minds...because having a business policy of "yeah, so saying openly nazi shit is bad for business so don't do it on our site" is AGAINST FREE SPEECH!) so the government needed to go after them and regulate the hell out of them, right up the ass?  

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

22 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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It's even worse than just that

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

It's even worse than just that

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As I’ve said before on this thread, if you drive a Tesla, you’re rolling around in a MAGA hat on wheels. 

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24 minutes ago, royiv said:

As I’ve said before on this thread, if you drive a Tesla, you’re rolling around in a MAGA hat on wheels. 

yep

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On 7/16/2024 at 3:11 PM, Brisketexan said:

I remember when our assholes were cheeky and eccentric, like Leslie, and the dude on campus who preached fire and brimstone.  Now, they're just highly distilled pure assholes, like some vanity brand vodka of assholery.

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5 hours ago, Macklemore said:

 

ZOMG!!! DONALD TRUMP IS AN EMOJI!!!

SO KEWL!!! SO 1337!!!!

 

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9 hours ago, Macklemore said:

 

I checked and this was all I found.

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

Looks like the Surl has been lurking r/CyberStuck

This shit is coming across the Popular feed. No need to go to that sub.

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Looks like the Surl has been lurking r/CyberStuck

To be fair, we thought it was a porn sub-genre where hot stepmoms got stuck in computers or something like that.  Honest mistake, dude.

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, we thought it was a porn sub-genre where hot stepmoms got stuck in computers or something like that.  Honest mistake, dude.

You’re thinking of r/DryerStuck

20 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

You’re thinking of r/DryerStuck

How come hot stepmoms can't get stuck in multiple appliances/electronic devices?  DON'T YOU KINKSHAME ME.

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If you're not racist but still have a Twitter account at this point, I don't know what to tell you.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Yeah, why didn't they cast a green actor to play Miss Martian???

Man, it's really fucking shocking that tons of characters introduced before the Civil Rights movement would be wholly white characters. And secondly, who fucking cares? They are fucking cartoons and comic book characters. Why is this such a point of outrage? His Afrikaner is really showing. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Man, it's really fucking shocking that tons of characters introduced before the Civil Rights movement would be wholly white characters. And secondly, who fucking cares? They are fucking cartoons and comic book characters. Why is this such a point of outrage? His Afrikaner is really showing. 

Kaffirs, bru.  

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Man, it's really fucking shocking that tons of characters introduced before the Civil Rights movement would be wholly white characters. And secondly, who fucking cares? They are fucking cartoons and comic book characters. Why is this such a point of outrage? His Afrikaner is really showing. 

What I love is that every time that trope is the source of outrage, they whistle right past the graveyard of their LITERAL GOD (who was a middle eastern man from 2000 years ago, not a blue-eyed poster-child for the Aryan Nation) being subjected to the same treatment, with their approval:

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Elon and the MAGA movement he has joined are 100% about "make racism great again," they don't even try to hide it.

17 hours ago, royiv said:

As I’ve said before on this thread, if you drive a Tesla, you’re rolling around in a MAGA hat on wheels. 

Say it again, and you'd still be wrong.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Say it again, and you'd still be wrong.

Yeah.....but he's not.  You may have bought it back when the slogan, whether it be a Tesla logo or the statement "make America great again" wasn't attached to a movement.

But now, both are.  Completely and irrevocably.  Sucks for people who bought either a Tesla or a clothing item with that slogan before they became what they are today, but that doesn't change the truth.

I mean, you may have been a great sanskrit enthusiast who had some cool tile work put in before the 1930s, but, ummm, you probably oughta pull that up today.

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17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Man, it's really fucking shocking that tons of characters introduced before the Civil Rights movement would be wholly white characters. And secondly, who fucking cares? They are fucking cartoons and comic book characters. Why is this such a point of outrage? His Afrikaner is really showing. 

 

 

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....but he's not.  You may have bought it back when the slogan, whether it be a Tesla logo or the statement "make America great again" wasn't attached to a movement.

But now, both are.  Completely and irrevocably.  Sucks for people who bought either a Tesla or a clothing item with that slogan before they became what they are today, but that doesn't change the truth.

I mean, you may have been a great sanskrit enthusiast who had some cool tile work put in before the 1930s, but, ummm, you probably oughta pull that up today.

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Yep. Fair or not, I make all kinds of assumptions when I see somebody driving a CyberTruck. Truth be told, starting to feel that way about all Tesla drivers though I do know some who bought theirs before Elon went full-MAGA. My next door neighbors are as hard-core Dems as you can get but they bought a Tesla literally right before he went publicly went over the deep end. I haven't asked if they plan to get rid of it any time soon.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Say it again, and you'd still be wrong.

Please tell me that your MAGA hat on wheels is red.

On 7/17/2024 at 4:58 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Damn she’s a smoke show. 

She’s pretty hot - like lead me around on an invisible leash in public hot.

Could be approaching the hotness of Steve Jobs’ widow or Jeff Bezos’s ex, aka “you can peg me every night and livestream it to the world” hot.

he got his feelings upset that people pointed out that he said he would be neutral and promote all views

He also posted this, I guess it’s organizations he hates.

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2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Say it again, and you'd still be wrong.

You can get defensive of your decisions and try to argue posts and statistics here, but this isn't something that you can argue, because it's perception. There is a certain segment of people that absolutely sees the Cybertruck as a MAGA hat. If you want to simply state, well, I don't believe it's that big of a percentage of people, ok. Some folks here would say "Oh, no, it's a huge percentage of people who see a big red MAGA hat." You can't prove either point, becuase it's one person's perception. 

I definitely see a MAGA hat. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I haven't asked if they plan to get rid of it any time soon.

They won't.  Because it is a great car and has a 0% reflection of their political affiliations. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

His Afrikaner is really showing. 

Definitely showing, digging up two year-old posts and hinting that diversity led to today’s crowdstrike fuckup.

 

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