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14 hours ago, Chopper said:

Here we go. Brazilian court orders suspension of Xitter. Social media platform to be blocked by ISPs because it did not appoint legal representative in allotted time

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/aug/30/elon-musk-x-could-face-ban-in-brazil-after-failure-to-appoint-legal-representative

The court records are secret but it's believed this has to do with Musk's disinformation campaign and possibly fomenting revolution on behalf of former President Bolsonaro

Yea, it’s all his own doing and would’ve been easily avoidable, but he’s a fucking idiot. Don’t let neo Nazis and pedos run rampant with disinformation when the government laws tell you not to. Và á merda puta.

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2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, it’s all his own doing and would’ve been easily avoidable, but he’s a fucking idiot. Don’t let neo Nazis and pedos run rampant with disinformation when the government laws tell you not to. Và á merda puta.

Also see: Telegram

25 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

 

You get to look rich and fancy...PROMISE!!!

Depends on who their President is:
Earlier this year in India, X faced similar requests for targeted account/post removal upon penalty of fines and imprisonment. X complied.
India has a right-wing government, while Brazil is cracking down on right-wing insurrectionists, so Musk complies with the former but fights the latter. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/22/x-withholds-some-india-accounts-after-executive-order-from-modi-government-.html  via @maxkennerly.bsky.social

And it’s not any more complicated than that. Repress dissent against right wing authoritarians? Elon is HAPPY to snap-to and make that happen. A request to designate someone to be responsible when Twitter amplifies fake Nazi propaganda? NO WAY!!! MUH FREE SPEECH!

Elon protects fascist lies with 1000x the vigor he protects anyone who dares dissent against fascism. So shut the fuck up about Elon and free speech. Forever. Shut. The fuck. UP.

Golfed at a local muni course yesterday afternoon. Hit the little parking lot afterwards and there’s 3 fucking cyber trucks parked there. 
 

It’s like if dr evil had a following and they all got really pumped to wear his futuristic apparel. 

On 8/26/2024 at 2:52 PM, Brisketexan said:

This.  Let's put it another way.

You own an apartment complex, and you installed super-secure doors with triple locks, which are functionally impossible to break down (nice security feature).  The cops get sufficient evidence that there is a person who has been kidnapped and is being tortured in apartment 25.  They come to you with their warrant which authorizes them to 1) compel you to give them the keys to access apartment 25, and 2) access apartment 25 with those keys to 3) intervene in and stop the ongoing crime.

You look at their warrant, and say "fuck you, I ain't giving you those keys."

You are going to jail.  Immediately.  Data encryption is just an electronic lock.  And the law in most western jurisdictions is crystal clear that with a proper warrant, a property owner can be legally compelled to open a lock.

Imma knows what he is talking about, because he hosts confidential info (e.g., your real name) that, if law enforcement compels its production, he will damned well share it because he's too pretty for jail.  So, if the FBI Dog Protection unit shows up and says @Macanudo put up a post about how he is going to go murder Revielle, and they demand that Imma reveal Mac's name so they can stop him and save the highest ranking member of the aggy corps from a gruesome death, damned right Imma is giving Mac up.

Damn.   I mean, I know you're still sore about that night I spent with your wife and all but just damn.  

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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And you know the motherfucker that made that probably has Irish or Italian ancestors.

I went to that Conscious Philosopher feed and reported a buncha posts as hate speech.  I'm sure the poster will soon be banned.

I went to that Conscious Philosopher feed and reported a buncha posts as hate speech.  I'm sure the poster will soon be boosted by Elon to the top of everyone’s feed.


FIF the openly racist South African who owns the platform.
2 hours ago, Parliament said:

I went to that Conscious Philosopher feed and reported a buncha posts as hate speech.  I'm sure the poster will soon be banned.

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I'm almost positive I've seen that Conscious Philosopher account posted on Surly before, likely by Pronghorn.

Hoooooooooooooly shit. He lost his third largest market world wide over 7 accounts and outed the full legal names of those 7 people?

 

Post analysis of Musk's record-setting ability to vaporize money.

 

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the Saudi prince says he doesn't mind, because he also received a part of xAi.

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full article https://archive.ph/kFsSm

26 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Post analysis of Musk's record-setting ability to vaporize money.

 

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the Saudi prince says he doesn't mind, because he also received a part of xAi.

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full article https://archive.ph/kFsSm

Alwaleed is playing Musk like a fiddle.

14 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Alwaleed is playing Musk like a fiddle.

He's providing Elmo with some motivation.

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He's just the most out of touch human on the planet.

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elon absolutely is out there doing TRT btw.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

He's just the most out of touch human on the planet.

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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This makes them very malleable to brute force manufactured consensus; if every screen they look at says the same thing they will adopt that position because their brain interprets it as everyone in the tribe believing it.

Musk doesn’t even realize that this applies to him.

23 hours ago, NoName said:

Hoooooooooooooly shit. He lost his third largest market world wide over 7 accounts and outed the full legal names of those 7 people?

It wasn’t just their names, and on a side note, he’s order SpaceX/Starlink to keep Twitter going in Brazil.

Anyways, yeah, not just their names

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I am sure he would do that to a lot of Americans he does not agree with.

At what point does he lose his clearance?

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

So he’s looking at this post, and instead of asking “is this true?” He goes with the thought that the tribe believes it and posts 

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Here's hoping his Tesla drives him head-on into a semi.

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

Here's hoping his Tesla drives him head-on into a semi.

Imagine being the richest fucker in the world, but for appearances sake you are forced to toll around in a Cybertruck or one of those Logitech mice on wheels cars.

36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I wonder if he realizes how much of an idiot and loser he looks like when compared to other billionaires. 

I get that he’s trying to sell people on using his AI to generate images, but that’s not very good.

What a stupid image, yet I’m curious why it generated her wearing what looks like chain mail beneath the coat. 

What a stupid image, yet I’m curious why it generated her wearing what looks like chain mail beneath the coat. 

1) It’s chain mail underwear.

2) Don’t judge my fetishes.

Looks a bit like Eva Longoria(non sandwich shop) to me. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Looks a bit like Eva Longoria(non sandwich shop) to me. 

I kinda see that too!

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) It’s chain mail underwear.

2) Don’t judge my fetishes.

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Looks a bit like Eva Longoria(non sandwich shop) to me. 

9 minutes ago, YChang said:

I kinda see that too!

She’s no Kate Winslet playing a dictator banging her bodyguard in the HBO series, but not too bad….and the chainmail is a nice touch.

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18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Musk continues to show his ignorance. Dude needs to buy a yacht and a trophy wife and go touch some grass. Or ass.

And how the fuck did she only get 20 months?

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That AI art he shared should result in his fucking clearances being revoked

9 minutes ago, safe sex said:

That AI art he shared should result in his fucking clearances being revoked

There are so many reasons he should have any and all clearances revoked and SpaceX should lose any top secret contracts.

33 minutes ago, safe sex said:

That AI art he shared should result in his fucking clearances being revoked

This along w/ umpteen other reasons.

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There are so many reasons he should have any and all clearances revoked and SpaceX should lose any top secret contracts.

Yeah, but Boeing.

Oh boy.

https://electrek.co/2024/09/03/tesla-launches-actually-smart-summon-or-ass/

 

Tesla launches ‘actually smart summon’ or ‘ass’

 

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Tesla has finally launched ‘actually smart summon’ or ‘ass’, an automated driver assist feature that was supposed to come two years ago.

When Tesla moved to a vision-only (camera-only) system, several advanced driver assist systems weren’t working anymore.

Tesla gradually brought them back, but one has been missing: smart summon, which is the ability for Tesla vehicles to navigate parking lots autonomously without a driver inside the vehicle.

 

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CEO Elon Musk has promised that it is coming on several occasions, but it has always suffered delays.

Back in 2022, he said that it would come by the end of September and it would be now called “actually smart summon”:


More recently, Musk said that it would come in April instead, but that deadline also came and went.

 

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With the new 2024.27.20 software update being pushed, Tesla has released ‘actually smart summon’ and wrote in the release notes:

 

 

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Buckle up for the ride of your life, except, surprise! You’re not in the car. ASS (Actually Smart Summon) allows your vehicle to come to you, or head to a spot that you choose, all on its own. It’s like magic, but with more tech and less wand-waving.

Additionally, Dumb Summon allows you to move your Tesla forward or back with simple controls directly in your mobile app.

To use, open your Tesla app, hit the Summon tab, and get a live feed from your car’s cameras to guide your supervision.

– COME TO ME: Press and hold to have your Tesla come to you.

– GO TO TARGET: Set where you want your Tesla to go, then press and hold to send it on its merry way.

You can halt your journey anytime by just letting go of the button. See your Owner’s Manual for additional details.

ASS and Dumb Summon should only be used in parking lots or driveways. Keep an eye on your car and its surroundings at all times. Stay vigilant, especially around the fast and the furious (people, bikes, and other cars). You are still responsible for your vehicle, so watch as it drives and stop it if necessary.

 

So, not only does the general public need to worry about FSD, we now need to watch out for driverless Teslas navigating around parking lots.  But never fear, Tesla is letting owners know they are fully responsible, not Tesla.

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