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15 hours ago, F250 said:

It's November and the Longhorns are #3 in the nation and tied at #1 in the SEC with aggy. We are 8 days away from the first game against aggy since Case derped down the field to setup Tucker for victory over aggy 13 years ago. Renewed rivalry game, SEC championship and playoffs are on the line.

Clearly, this board is for discussing whether Quinn is a pussy or not.

Sir, we also need to debate all aspects of the rankings in as many ways as human possible and debate the success or lack thereof by Deion. Plus there's the god damn tamale talk to deal with just ask @InkaUtexas.

So.. don't diminish the cloak room sports shit to just Ewers love/hate, please.

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29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Sir, we also need to debate all aspects of the rankings in as many ways as human possible and debate the success or lack thereof by Deion. Plus there's the god damn tamale talk to deal with just ask @InkaUtexas.

So.. don't diminish the cloak room sports shit to just Ewers love/hate, please.

Well who do you think would make better tamales? Quinn or Arch?

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well who do you think would make better tamales? Quinn or Arch?

Sam

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Trey. he has time to make the masa.

Fair

17 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not saying what Paxton is doing is anything but performative.  It does have a legal basis though, small as it may be.

No it doesn’t. If it did, then some other non shit heel state AG would be bringing this up.

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What happens when they put up large displays of Nazi and other white supremacist tweets alongside their ads in court? 

Not a lawyer, but fairly certain they were doing screencaps of the Nazi/racist/disinformation stuff being displayed with their ads when it was happening just in case Elmo threatened them/sued them (I believe he was threatening them when it was happening).

Seems like they could make a decent claim that their brands were being damaged by Elmo allowing that shit on there.

They should counter sue his ass for reputation damage. 

50 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They should counter sue his ass for reputation damage. 

I’m sure they didn’t have a clause in their contract that specifically spells out “don’t run our ads next to white supremacist and Nazi shit” but I’d have to think they have something in their contracts about not running their ads next to unsavory content.

Also, Leon is ensuring that these advertisers leave Twitter and don’t come back as long as he owns it. Maybe he wins and they fulfill their current contracts, but they ain’t renewing.

Also could be a sign that Twitter really needs their money. 

Elon may be rich. Elon may have some sort of power. But let's see if he's big enough and rich enough to take on the military-industrial complex.
 

 

 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Look at this absolute dork. 
 

 

Pretty sure suit armor came long after the Roman Empire fell.

I’ll also point out that by the standards of the time, the Roman Empire was a welcoming place for other cultures.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Pretty sure suit armor came long after the Roman Empire fell.

I’ll also point out that by the standards of the time, the Roman Empire was a welcoming place for other cultures.

Just not all those pesky barbarians at the doors.

48 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Just not all those pesky barbarians at the doors.

Holy shit, you are so fucking stupid it's unreal.

 

Elmo have thoughts about cameras and military hardware. Meanwhile I think that sound I hear is a Tesla on FSD running into a train.

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44 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Holy shit, you are so fucking stupid it's unreal.

 

You know that the turks would be considered barbarian, right?

He really is a dumbass.  More like 2,200km but still a decent range. I have my issues with the F-35, but at least I know what it’s supposed to be used for.  Leon doesn’t have any power to actually cut anything, so he’s going to impotently rail about this for the next week.

 

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He really is a dumbass.  More like 2,200km but still a decent range. I have my issues with the F-35, but at least I know what it’s supposed to be used for.  Leon doesn’t have any power to actually cut anything, so he’s going to impotently rail about this for the next week.

 

Lmao. 

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He really is a dumbass.  More like 2,200km but still a decent range. I have my issues with the F-35, but at least I know what it’s supposed to be used for.  Leon doesn’t have any power to actually cut anything, so he’s going to impotently rail about this for the next week.

 

Man, Elmo is gonna get trump to kill the F35 project or something at this rate. Definitely something that he will target with his DOGE club

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lmao. 

11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Man, Elmo is gonna get trump to kill the F35 project or something at this rate. Definitely something that he will target with his DOGE club

I could picture him seeing the B-2 or B-21 and saying “it’s a shit design, there’s no tail on it, don’t these fools know that cameras and AI can detect tail-less aircraft?”

Lol cyber trucks

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/dentist-tesla-cybertruck-owner-says-loneliness-drove-him-buy-truck-turns-heads-they-cant

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"You worked hard, but your kids don’t want to hang out with you, and your friends are too busy to visit. You are getting older every day, and your neck and back are complaining.

You need a man cave, a Batmobile, and a powerhouse, and it would be nice to have something that makes people snap their necks and glare. You want an overpowered, overpriced, over-the-top giant fridge on wheels.

They can’t ignore you anymore.

Maybe the attention isn’t what you want, maybe it’s too radical for your neighbors…… but you don’t care—you are old, tired, and cranky, and you’ve had it up to here with politics and the media.

Sometimes, you just want to exit the parking lot by driving over the parking stops and on the sidewalk. You are over those brushes by the house but don’t want to cut them—drive over them. Do you need 850hp in a 3-ton fridge? Who cares about what we need? We are animals driven by a passion for what we want. 

You deserve it. Life is tough; answer back tougher. The world is full of nonsense, so drive something that makes even less sense. Enough of people giving you headaches – it’s time to give back.

You WANT a Cybertruck because you deserve it.”

 

 

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Just not all those pesky barbarians at the doors.

Rome actually often made deals with barbarians to settle within and defend their borders.

Man, Elmo is gonna get trump to kill the F35 project or something at this rate. Definitely something that he will target with his DOGE club

Irony of ironies…a family member of ours has managed to alienate himself from the larger group with his Trump/Rogan/Elon fanboi-ness.
What is this family member’s very good job?
He works on the F-35.
57 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Elmo have thoughts about cameras and military hardware. Meanwhile I think that sound I hear is a Tesla on FSD running into a train.

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Jesus Christ this man is so fucking dumb it’s almost comical. I bet he really thinks he is smarter than the guys that do nothing but spend every hour of every day thinking of how we can make our tools even more stealthy.

3 hours ago, workswithseed said:

You know that the turks would be considered barbarian, right?

It's on brand that a moron like you is an Elmo stan. Please crawl back under your rock.

5 hours ago, Captainant said:
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"You worked hard, but your kids don’t want to hang out with you, and your friends are too busy to visit. You are getting older every day, and your neck and back are complaining.

You need a man cave, a Batmobile, and a powerhouse, and it would be nice to have something that makes people snap their necks and glare. You want an overpowered, overpriced, over-the-top giant fridge on wheels.

They can’t ignore you anymore.

Maybe the attention isn’t what you want, maybe it’s too radical for your neighbors…… but you don’t care—you are old, tired, and cranky, and you’ve had it up to here with politics and the media.

Sometimes, you just want to exit the parking lot by driving over the parking stops and on the sidewalk. You are over those brushes by the house but don’t want to cut them—drive over them. Do you need 850hp in a 3-ton fridge? Who cares about what we need? We are animals driven by a passion for what we want. 

You deserve it. Life is tough; answer back tougher. The world is full of nonsense, so drive something that makes even less sense. Enough of people giving you headaches – it’s time to give back.

You WANT a Cybertruck because you deserve it.”

 

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6 hours ago, Chopper said:

Elmo have thoughts about cameras and military hardware. Meanwhile I think that sound I hear is a Tesla on FSD running into a train.

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some unknown govt agency needs to send him a sushi tray for new years 

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On 11/11/2024 at 7:34 PM, Brisketexan said:

Let's not disparage others on the spectrum by too much association here.  Sure, he's on the spectrum.  But his problem is that he's a giant fucking narcissist asshole.

I’d greatly appreciate never hearing again about Elon being on the spectrum. He is a complete embarrassment of a human being to the rest of us who are on it as well. This is not directed at you Brisket. We have people posting here about it who think they are experts on the subject that do not know and will never know what this is like because they are not on the autism spectrum. I can tell you that Elon makes a choice to be the narcissistic clown that he is. He is wholly unrelated to those of us just wanting to live a quiet life and do better for those in the world around us. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

some unknown govt agency needs to send him a sushi tray for new years 

Well, Errol seems to be a liar, too.  Yes, her parents, more accurately father, conveniently named Haldeman, were not actual Nazi supporters or Nazis, but complete kooks, anti-semites and racists, and, to top it off a chiropractor.  Probably of the type that believed he could cure disease through manipulation.

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3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, Errol seems to be a liar, too.  Yes, her parents, more accurately father, conveniently named Haldeman, were not actual Nazi supporters or Nazis, but complete kooks, anti-semites and racists, and, to top it off a chiropractor.  Probably of the type that believed he could cure disease through manipulation.

A quacktitioner if you will.

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

As the initiative behind an off-road vehicle that can't at all function off road, maybe Elon should go easy on criticizing other's designs.

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

A quacktitioner if you will.

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3 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

As the initiative behind an off-road vehicle that can't at all function off road, maybe Elon should go easy on criticizing other's designs.

To be fair, some pedestrians have the ability to turn on a kind of stealth mode around Teslas.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

To be fair, some pedestrians have the ability to turn on a kind of stealth mode around Teslas.

Some semi's too (ducks, to avoid decapitation).

Car people/finance people, if this happens (referencing the comments below), if Trump goes through with revoking the $7,500 EV credit, what will it do to Tesla's stock prices?  And if the carbon credits thing is canceled, that just seems like it would put Tesla in the red.

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On 11/25/2024 at 3:44 AM, UpperWestside said:

I can tell you that Elon makes a choice to be the narcissistic clown that he is.

That’s not really how personality disorders work. Might as well tell a schizophrenic that they make the choice to have aliens performing thought insertion. 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

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This is becoming sad.

He's also referencing Andrew fucking Tate the human trafficker and rapist by talking about """living in the matrix""". Absolutely insane how far that ideology has spread now

I personally have enjoyed people who know their stuff about planes, the f35 specifically and and military technology generally all universally dunk on Musk for this all time bad, even for him, take 

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14 minutes ago, NoName said:

I personally have enjoyed people who know their stuff about planes, the f35 specifically and and military technology generally all universally dunk on Musk for this all time bad, even for him, take 

 

 

The F35 is flawed and drones are increasingly important in warfare.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

The F35 is flawed and drones are increasingly important in warfare.

Again. I think I'll listen to the actual experts and not some fucking guy who knows nothing about the program or jets. Be it Elon or Gaetz

Calling it a failed platform is absolutely, completely and spectacularly dumb.

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

The F35 is flawed and drones are increasingly important in warfare.

Many people are saying, yeah?

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

The F35 is flawed and drones are increasingly important in warfare.

Both things are true.  Yet his conclusion is still rubbish, because Elon speaks in absurd absolutes.  There are numerous missions for which a larger, manned platform is the vastly superior approach, and that will remain the case for some time to come.

And if you think that the advanced militaries of the world aren't the bleeding edge of the shift to larger drones performing more complex missions, you are a dipshit who knows only a little bit, but thinks he knows a lot.  So....you're Elon.

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9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Both things are true.  Yet his conclusion is still rubbish, because Elon speaks in absurd absolutes.  There are numerous missions for which a larger, manned platform is the vastly superior approach, and that will remain the case for some time to come.

 

This is all true, except we don't know his conclusions, unless we are basing it on tweets rather than detailed discussions.  And personally, I think tweets suck and the idea behind tweets sucks.

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

This is all true, except we don't know his conclusions, unless we are basing it on tweets rather than detailed discussions.  And personally, I think tweets suck and the idea behind tweets sucks.

He stated his conclusion.  Yes, in a Tweet.  Because he's as simple-minded as Tweet communication.  Here's his conclusion, in his own fucking words, quoted:

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The F-35 design was broken at the requirements level, because it was required to be too many things to too many people.

This made it an expensive & complex jack of all trades, master of none. Success was never in the set of possible outcomes.

And manned fighter jets are obsolete in the age of drones anyway. Will just get pilots killed.

First point: not entirely "broken," although yes, the requirement of multiple roles did indeed make it too jack-of-all-trades.  Most experts agree.

Second point: agree on the jack-of-all-trades point.  Current usage demonstrates that "success was never in the set of possible outcomes" is flat-out false.  It is already being successfully used in battle.

Third point: False.  Someday, they WILL be obsolete.  But as real-time wars being fought this very minute demonstrate, they are NOT obsolete at present.  And they will not be obsolete for many years to come.

 

Elon's military mindset is pretty fucking similar to this dude's:

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He is the textbook Dunning Kruger case of someone who knows a fair bit about subject A, and then extrapolates that to acting as if he's an expert in subjects B-Z.  Elon isn't smart enough to know how dumb he is.

 It's not an either/or proposition. They both serve a purpose. Sometimes you need an F35, sometimes you need drones, sometimes you need something else.

To boil it down to a black and white issue just shows you really don't know what you are talking about.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Elon's military mindset is pretty fucking similar to this dude's:

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How'd it go for that dude?

21 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

How'd it go for that dude?

Somewhat Putin-esque in the outcome.

Elon would benefit from a large glass of "be smart enough to know how dumb you are," but nope.....Elon is the world's leading expert on.....literally everything.  According to Elon, at least.

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