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6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Hey look, Musk saying more shit he clearly is clueless about 

 

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19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

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Oh, I think it's based alright.  Especially CEOs of certain companies.

 
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Huh. Who’d have thought that whipping up the masses into a populist frenzy…and then realizing that the monster you so enthusiastically created and fed ends up behind your control…could actually happen?

Gosh. Shocker.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Huh. Who’d have thought that whipping up the masses into a populist frenzy…and then realizing that the monster you so enthusiastically created and fed ends up behind your control…could actually happen?

Gosh. Shocker.

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9 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

I also love that he's clearly styled the kid to be a pre-douche.  Might as well give him a kid's size Patagonia fleece vest and start teaching him how to sexually assault his preschool classmates when he's had one too many juice boxes.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I also love that he's clearly styled the kid to be a pre-douche.  Might as well give him a kid's size Patagonia fleece vest and start teaching him how to sexually assault his preschool classmates when he's had one too many juice boxes.

Is that the same kid that was going for horsey rides on Dad’s shoulders for the holocaust tour?

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

 

 

 

10 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

That kid is definitely a piece of shit. 

Damn?  Maybe give him a chance to grow up and be a complete turd first?

14 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Damn?  Maybe give him a chance to grow up and be a complete turd first?

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Born on home plate and spent the first few months of his life sucking on Grimes' tittays.  What's he frowning about?

1 hour ago, Disco Strangler said:

Born on home plate and spent the first few months of his life sucking on Grimes' tittays.  What's he frowning about?

Leon’s his dad. 

On 12/5/2024 at 4:33 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Imagine being so filled with so much irrational hatred of a group of people that you risk your high-paying job at JP Morgan for it.  Not only that, but what's his resume going to look like now?  How does he tell prospective future employers that he was fired because he's a neo-Nazi? 

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As we also stated on the record, we do not tolerate hate in any form. We take incidences such as this very seriously.

Thanks again for reaching out,”

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“Thanks for your note and concern. This person is no longer an employee of the firm.

As we also stated on the record, we do not tolerate hate in any form. We take incidences such as this very seriously.

Thanks again for reaching out,”

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Y'all probably need to be nicer to our next Senior Deputy of the Department of Homeland Security or whatnot.  Guy has "incoming administration official" written all over him.

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Leon’s his dad. 

I’d be pissed off, too, if my parents named me whatever that gibberish is that they named him.

4 hours ago, royiv said:

I’d be pissed off, too, if my parents named me whatever that gibberish is that they named him.

Should have just named him "Sue".

1 hour ago, NoName said:

What does this even mean?

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it means he thinks James Bond is a real person or position.

Probably something to do with not having 100% of action heroes being white males.   Nothing breaks people brains more than a non white dude hero.  It’s hysterical 

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What does this even mean?

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Did SNL steal his skit?

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What does this even mean?

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Oh here it is 

 

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Gee. “We need intelligence operatives who can operate in, be trusted by, and blend in with certain communities, especially south Asian Muslims, disaffected black communities domestically, and the like. So clearly, what we need to do that is more upper crust pasty white dudes who went to Oxford. They’ll blend right in!”

FFS, the US military and intelligence communities have actively recruited and paid bonuses to people who speak Arabic, Dari, Farsi, etc. for decades, who are almost always going to be people who grew up in such communities.

Elon is so fucking focused on everything being lily-white. As an apartheid-era South African would of course be.

I can't imagine being an actual funny person having listen to Elmo try to pitch skits and not blowing your brains out.

On 12/6/2024 at 11:54 AM, NoName said:

 

 

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Tesla sued by deceased driver’s family over ‘fraudulent misrepresentation’ of Autopilot safety

(CNBC reporting) Tesla is being sued by the family of a driver who died in a 2023 collision, claiming that the company’s “fraudulent misrepresentation” of its Autopilot technology was to blame.

The Tesla driver, Genesis Giovanni Mendoza-Martinez, died in the crash involving a Model S sedan in Walnut Creek, California. His brother, Caleb, who had been a passenger at the time, was seriously injured.

The Mendoza family sued Tesla in October in Contra Costa County, but in recent days Tesla had the case moved from state court to federal court in California’s Northern District. The Independent first reported on the venue change. Plaintiffs generally face a higher burden of proof in federal court for fraud claims.

The incident involved a 2021 Model S, which smashed into a parked fire truck while the driver was using Tesla’s Autopilot, a partially automated driving system.

Mendoza’s attorneys alleged that Tesla and Musk have exaggerated or made false claims about the Autopilot system for years in order to, “generate excitement about the company’s vehicles and thereby improve its financial condition.” They pointed to tweets, company blog posts, and remarks on earnings calls and in press interviews.

On 12/8/2024 at 8:55 AM, Ted Lange said:

Probably something to do with not having 100% of action heroes being white males.   Nothing breaks people brains more than a non white dude hero.  It’s hysterical 

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 just a reminder

 

So dumb 

Is this bad guys?

 

 

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16 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

 

 

Lol. Look at this theater. Elon Musk can go fuck himself, but I'm going to laugh when he tells the DOJ to go fuck itself. What stupid performative theater before the inaugeration. 

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