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4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Embedded? Like the sword in the stone?

Also bad form to tell people where you have your defensive tool.

What a buffoon.

Yeah, he's King Arthur in his own,  bizarre, Cos Play mind. 

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I'll go out on a limb and guess this numb nut has no clue how to run a knife. Wanna know how I know, no one with a clue uses a fucking WWI trench knife but a karambit and they don't dull the blade and make it difficult to use by sticking it in a wall. Even better, blunt weapons are better for self defense unless you're a bladed weapons expert.

This guy posts shit that I would have laughed at when I was a teenager.

This one gang keeps asking Elon to join because he’s good with a bo staff. 

Imagine being the richest man alive, simultaneously being the most pathetic, and having paid $44 billion for the ability to amplify to latter to the world. 

The dude is posting mall ninja shit.  It’s actually really sad, and his entire public persona is evidence of being an awkward kid with a distant father. 

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37 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Watch out fellas, we got a real badass here.

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I'll go out on a limb and guess this numb nut has no clue how to run a knife. Wanna know how I know, no one with a clue uses a fucking WWI trench knife but a karambit and they don't dull the blade and make it difficult to use by sticking it in a wall. Even better, blunt weapons are better for self defense unless you're a bladed weapons expert.
This guy posts shit that I would have laughed at when I was a teenager.

The dude is posting mall ninja shit.  It’s actually really sad, and his entire public persona is evidence of being an awkward kid with a distant father. 

Fucking 100%. He sounds exactly - not a little bit, EXACTLY - like some fucking incel pimple-faced 13 yr old spouting off about how he has 4 different ninja throwing stars he got at Oriental Arts in Sharpstown Mall, and he’s even sharpened them so they’ll really fuck you up!
And he’s actually the richest man in the world. Beyond pathetic.
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Fucking 100%. He sounds exactly - not a little bit, EXACTLY - like some fucking incel pimple-faced 13 yr old spouting off about how he has 4 different ninja throwing stars he got at Oriental Arts in Sharpstown Mall, and he’s even sharpened them so they’ll really fuck you up!
And he’s actually the richest man in the world. Beyond pathetic.

 

Gotta be real chief, I was very much involuntarily celibate at 13, even all the way to 17.  

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Gotta be real chief, I was very much involuntarily celibate at 13, even all the way to 17.  

Some of us played sports and had cars in high school. 

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Some of us played sports and had cars in high school. 

That’s kind of the joke, not many of us were getting laid in the 8th grade although for sure all of us were when we asked about it.  I met her at camp, you wouldn’t know her. 

I've watched way too many clips from the Dittman Fortnight stream with Connor Eats Pants and it's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. This specifically is the single worst joke I may have ever heard

Poorly answers what were you doing on 9/11

 

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Why do you think Elon tweets so much during the day? Autism

 

Name 3 women..any three women 

 

At a certain point Connor just DGAF and roasts him non stop but he won't leave and sticks around

 

You psyop women to get them to kiss you 

Grimes 

 

Grok might be worse than the woke mind virus

 

 

When I was smaller I'd make accounts to prop myself up....you ever do that?

 

 

 

This sums it all up:

 

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Seems like Leon would fit in well here.

13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, he's King Arthur in his own,  bizarre, Cos Play mind. 

 

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

pimple-faced 13 yr old spouting off about how he has 4 different ninja throwing stars he got at Oriental Arts in Sharpstown Mall,

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19 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Meanwhile:

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That’s a shitload if hGH and test

 

bezos too, probably 

15 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I'll go out on a limb and guess this numb nut has no clue how to run a knife. Wanna know how I know, no one with a clue uses a fucking WWI trench knife but a karambit and they don't dull the blade and make it difficult to use by sticking it in a wall. Even better, blunt weapons are better for self defense unless you're a bladed weapons expert.

This guy posts shit that I would have laughed at when I was a teenager.

He has a 24/7 security detail, and any places he stays are secure. No man or woman is getting near his bedroom.

Bezos should have tweeted the pic of him on his yacht with his fiancée at Leon.

15 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Well his crazy British rants make more sense now. 
 

 

Obviously smarter than a lot of Americans

44 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

That’s a shitload if hGH and test

 

bezos too, probably 

And so what.

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

And so what.

Personally not attracted to frontal bossing and prognathism but hey to each their own 

4 hours ago, NoName said:

I've watched way too many clips from the Dittman Fortnight stream with Connor Eats Pants and it's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. This specifically is the single worst joke I may have ever heard

Poorly answers what were you doing on 9/11

 

Way more below the fold 
 

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Why do you think Elon tweets so much during the day? Autism

 

Name 3 women..any three women 

 

At a certain point Connor just DGAF and roasts him non stop but he won't leave and sticks around

 

You psyop women to get them to kiss you 

Grimes 

 

Grok might be worse than the woke mind virus

 

 

When I was smaller I'd make accounts to prop myself up....you ever do that?

 

 

 

This sums it all up:

 

I watched the whole thing. Connor cooked him the entire time, it's so hilarious.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He has a 24/7 security detail, and any places he stays are secure. No man or woman is getting near his bedroom.

Bezos should have tweeted the pic of him on his yacht with his fiancée at Leon.

Bro, Bezos is too busy getting his freak to have time or desire to troll Leon. 

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I watched the whole thing. Connor cooked him the entire time, it's so hilarious.

Trolled his ass like a fucking virgin noob. Which based on Leon's play and his smooth talking female approach... I'm rather surprised he actually has children.

8 hours ago, NoName said:

I've watched way too many clips from the Dittman Fortnight stream with Connor Eats Pants and it's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. This specifically is the single worst joke I may have ever heard

Poorly answers what were you doing on 9/11

 

Way more below the fold 
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Why do you think Elon tweets so much during the day? Autism

 

Name 3 women..any three women 

 

At a certain point Connor just DGAF and roasts him non stop but he won't leave and sticks around

 

You psyop women to get them to kiss you 

Grimes 

 

Grok might be worse than the woke mind virus

 

 

When I was smaller I'd make accounts to prop myself up....you ever do that?

 

 

 

This sums it all up:

 

Wow, that made me feel some serious second hand embarrassment.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That's so sad.

Yeah. In my defense, I was doing some work at the time and it was a way to pass the time.

that vehicle is legitimately and objectively hideous. 

25 minutes ago, mchookem said:

that vehicle is legitimately and objectively hideous. 

I saw one in Austin that had some kind of gold or bronze sheen to it.  Looked tacky as hell.  I don't know if it was some kind of cover they stuck on or they had some place paint it.

'Self-driving' Tesla terrifies Calif. tech founder with 'crazy' turn

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Lyu, the founder and CEO of artificial intelligence gadget startup Rabbit, was on the 15-minute drive from his apartment to his office in downtown Santa Monica. He’d turned on his car’s self-driving features, called Autopilot and Full Self-Driving (Supervised), after pulling out of his parking garage. The pay-to-add features are meant to drive the Tesla with “minimal driver intervention,” steering, stopping and accelerating on highways and even in city traffic, according to Tesla’s website. Lyu was cruising along, resting his arms on the steering wheel but letting the car direct itself, he said in a video interview Friday.

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Then, Lyu’s day took a turn for the worse. At a stoplight, his Tesla turned left onto Colorado Avenue, but it missed the lane for cars. Instead, it plunged onto a street-grade light rail track between the road’s vehicle traffic lanes, paved but meant solely for trains on LA’s Metro E Line. He couldn’t just move over — a low concrete barrier separates the lanes, and a fence stands on the other side.

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“It’s just f—king crazy,” he said, narrating a video he posted to X of the incident. “I’ve got nowhere to go. And, you can tell from behind … the train’s right here.” (He pointed to the oncoming train, stopped about a block behind his car.)

Lyu said he was “literally shaking.” He disengaged the Autopilot feature and ran the red light in the next intersection to get out of the train’s path as it followed behind him. Safe and sound, but shaken. Once parked at his office, he uploaded a video of his dashcam footage to X; the post has now been viewed more than 690,000 times, per the site.

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A flock of commenters on X said Lyu should have taken back over from the self-driving tech sooner, and then nosed his car into the right lane. But he said that wasn’t really an option — by the time the wheel had turned far enough to miss the right lane, the concrete barrier was in his way. Lyu said he feels it’s “never been a good idea” to hold the Tesla’s wheel as it turns on its own, because it’s hard to perfectly predict the angle the car will take.

The incident points to Tesla’s wobbly approach to self-driving technology. While Waymo’s lidar-based approach has proven successful for its autonomous cars in San Francisco, Tesla is sticking with cameras, and loading what’s essentially an iterative prototype of autonomous tech into thousands of on-the-road vehicles. 

 

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Cuban is such a cuck. Does he really believe there will be be antitrust enforcement in the next four years?

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

By "concrete barrier" do we mean that sloped 4" high looking strip? You put a moving train behind my ass, pretty sure we're getting over that quite quickly.

I am. Car might not, but I am. And if it one of those barriers even more funny the CT could not get over it.

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I am. Car might not, but I am. And if it one of those barriers even more funny the CT could not get over it.

The driver strikes me as panicky, and not quite NCO material.

7 hours ago, royiv said:

Cuban is such a cuck. Does he really believe there will be be antitrust enforcement in the next four years?

Against companies that don’t have the best of relations with Trump?

All of these companies want more visas. All of them want no regulation or to help write the regulations, government contracts, etc

Pichar is an emigrant running a company that some, including Trump, claim stifle their side’s voices, Zuck is accused of his platform favoring one side, Cook is a gay man running a massive company, Musk’s empire would collapse without government contracts, and Tesla needs the tax breaks and carbon credits. Bezos can’t have tariffs all over the place   

All of them have their hands in the AI pie, and AI regulation in the next four years will drastically affect all of them. 

Musk hates these people and they hate him but he got himself into position to try and protect his wealth and companies. 

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7 hours ago, royiv said:

Cuban is such a cuck. Does he really believe there will be be antitrust enforcement in the next four years?

I’m not trying to get CR here but I don’t understand all the bitching Mark Cuban does about Trump when he is business partners with the Adelsons who are one of Trump’s biggest donors. 

12 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I’m not trying to get CR here but I don’t understand all the bitching Mark Cuban does about Trump when he is business partners with the Adelsons who are one of Trump’s biggest donors. 

Yep. He’s a massive hypocrite.

Birds of a feather or some other meaningless saying I once heard...

26 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I’m not trying to get CR here but I don’t understand all the bitching Mark Cuban does about Trump when he is business partners with the Adelsons who are one of Trump’s biggest donors. 

 

13 minutes ago, royiv said:

Yep. He’s a massive hypocrite.

It's tough to have ethics when you're a billionaire. They're pretty diametrically opposed

On 1/3/2025 at 8:09 PM, Parliament said:

Modern day phrenology.

What about the size of Walt's asshole?

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

The driver strikes me as panicky, and not quite NCO material.

Butter bar hopeful.

21 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He has a 24/7 security detail, and any places he stays are secure. No man or woman is getting near his bedroom.

Bezos should have tweeted the pic of him on his yacht with his fiancée at Leon.

Any security detail is vulnerable. And we know no woman is going near that bed room.

23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Any security detail is vulnerable. And we know no woman is going near that bed room.

He’s far more paranoid than most, hence him bragging about a shitty knife stuck in his bedroom wall.  People who are secure in themselves and their situation in life don’t need to brag about having weapons at hand and being able to use them.  

It’s the adult version of when we were kids and you would tell somebody “my dad can make your mom or dad disappear and get their body across state lines in the trunk of a 79 Ford Ltd, and sunk to the bottom of a 100 foot deep water-filled coal pit in Oklahoma or Arkansas.”  Okay, that’s a bad example, because you would never provide that many details that could lead police to your dad, and would instead let them spend the rest of their lives wondering what happened to one or both of their parents, and if it was their fault and what they could have done different and maybe they should have treated that scrawny kid a little better, but I digress.  You would just say “my dad can whip your dad’s ass” and hope that was enough to get people to leave you alone.

Except Leon can’t bring his dad into the conversation, so he has to pick what he thinks is a great tool for knife-fighting based on a meme he saw online about bayonets, and act like he’s ready at a moment’s notice. He doesn’t sleep much based on his tweeting habits, so I’m going to guess that when he does sleep, he sleeps hard and it’s hard to wake him up, so he probably had a security detail outside and inside his house.

It’s kind of telling that he thinks he’ll end up in a knife fight in his bedroom though, instead of somebody robbing the place while he’s in D.C. or Florida.  There’s got to be some projection there - why think somebody will try and kill him in his bedroom and that he wants people to think he has a fucking hundred year old knife next to his bed?  That’s some projection.

 

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Who is this "we?"

You know, those who oppose “they.”

Elon is going all in backing the far-right (and Kremlin tied) Alternative for Germany (AfD).  He’ll also be hosting a space with their party leader.

 

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