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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That 70S Show Lol GIF by Peacock
 

Hitler was a communist, we can live on Mars, Immigrants are a problem, alien civilizations are around for millions of years, adored by the Christian’s, but dodges the question on if he believes in God  had an existential crisis when he was 12 and uses Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy as his guide.

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  • 1:09 General presentation of the AfD
    2:14 Germany's destructive energy policy
  • 12:21 Germany's obnoxious bureaucracy
  • 16:24 Germany's failing education
  • 19:51 Germany's unreasonable immigration policy
  • 24:22 Theft crime in California
  • 28:37 Hypocrisy of German politicians towards Elon
  • 31:38 Free speech as a precondition to democracy
  • 34:04 AfD is the opposite of the Nazi party
  • 38:49 Ukrainian war needs to be ended soon
  • 44:53 Protecting Israel and Jews in Germany
  • 49:50 Three steps to solve the Israel-Palestinian conflict
  • 56:23 Mars is needed to extend civilization's lifespan
  • 1:01:38 Timing of the Mars expeditions
  • 1:03:38 Building a self-sustaining city on Mars
  • 1:05:18 Going to other Star Systems
  • 1:08:20 Does God exist?
  • 1:11:03 Elon's philosophy of curiosity

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But yeah, that isn't an interview I am going to waste my time with.

 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:


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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/01/x-ceo-signals-ad-boycott-is-over-external-data-paints-a-different-picture/

When X CEO Linda Yaccarino took the stage as a keynote speaker at CES 2025, she revealed that "90 percent of the advertisers" who boycotted X over brand safety concerns since Elon Musk's 2022 Twitter acquisition "are back on X."

Yaccarino did not go into any further detail to back up the data point, and X did not immediately respond to Ars' request to comment.

According to Sensor Tower, "69 out of the top 100 spending US advertisers" on Twitter/X in October 2022 had "ceased spending on the platform" as of December 2024. This could reflect a modest influx of advertisers who previously stopped spending, as the total is slightly lower than the September 2024 data showing 72 had ceased spending.

But Sensor Tower suggested that its data instead indicates that perhaps rather than wooing back advertisers, X "has cultivated a base of new advertisers." The firm found that "52 of the current top 100 spending US advertisers" on X in December 2024 were not advertising on pre-acquisition Twitter. For example, Temu—which launched just before Musk's acquisition in September 2022—was X's top advertiser in 2024, Sensor Tower found, "accounting for 3 percent of total US ad spend on the network."

Bots buy things?

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Bots buy things?

for $0.38 from Temu!!

Great listen on the Prof G pod about larger geopolitical issues

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/top-geopolitical-risks-of-2025-with-ian-bremmer/id1498802610?i=1000683290841

 

Bremmer had an interesting insight into Musk and others of his ilk. I'm paraphrasing:

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Musk is a winner, not a leader. A leader is someone in an organization that unifies and leads, they bring everyone together. If you're a winner, you divide. In everything there are winners and losers. And the winners get to make the rules and the losers have to suck it up and live with their rules

It really makes you wonder how he runs places and how his organizations function - if they run like this - where orgs have to fight to get what they need and if they lose they get shit or the like.

Given recent performances of his companies (actual performance, not the disconnected stock crap), this very much could make sense.

He isnt the functioning ceo of shit. All he does is steal credit from someone else’s work.

8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He isnt the functioning ceo of shit. All he does is steal credit from someone else’s work.

Even with fuckin videogames, it's wild.

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Who saw this coming?

 

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Also this one cracked me up this morning

 

 

I got 7.

ETA

What is a sparkplug

What is the difference between a holstein and a Simental

How much ya' bench?

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1 minute ago, Parliament said:

I got 7.

8 for sure. had to guess on 1. And does are we talking Bunt defense in baseball or in german baking? Cuz those bunts will give you a big butt.

9 of 10.  There is no defense when a hungry man is presented with a bunt cake.

On 1/9/2025 at 3:40 PM, C-Man said:

Musk biographer thinks Leon is "going mad."

Yeah no shit

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

I got 7.

ETA

What is a sparkplug

What is the difference between a holstein and a Simental

How much ya' bench?

If you can’t get 9/10 (being generous) you should have your surly membership revoked.

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Who saw this coming?

 

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Also this one cracked me up this morninG

NOLA terror attack, cyber truck explosion at Trump casino, massive LA wildfires, Steve Bannon goes WOKE…. 2025 11 days in.  

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

NOLA terror attack, cyber truck explosion at Trump casino, massive LA wildfires, Steve Bannon goes WOKE…. 2025 11 days in.  

As the token African American that's pseudo-affiliated with the administration he's OBVIOUSLY just the DEI hire 

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

8 for sure. had to guess on 1. And does are we talking Bunt defense in baseball or in german baking? Cuz those bunts will give you a big butt.

I misread it blunt defense.. Snoopdog songs went through my head.. then I realized my error.

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I misread it blunt defense.. Snoopdog songs went through my head.. then I realized my error.

So you got 5? Let me know where to mail your tutu.

52 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So you got 5? Let me know where to mail your tutu.

Nope I only do 10s. 

11 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Who saw this coming?

 

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Also this one cracked me up this morning

 

 

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6 hours ago, Captainant said:

As the token African American that's pseudo-affiliated with the administration he's OBVIOUSLY just the DEI hire 

Steve Bannon is blek?

Just now, Slacks said:

Steve Bannon is blek?

Oh. Nevermind. Dang.

12 hours ago, Parliament said:

I got 7.

ETA

What is a sparkplug

What is the difference between a holstein and a Simental

How much ya' bench?

I got all of them, not really that hard.

And dude, are you a closet meat judger?

15 hours ago, Parliament said:

I got 7.

ETA

What is a sparkplug

What is the difference between a holstein and a Simental

How much ya' bench?

Put these 3 in the right order: set up crew-served weapons, establish security, set up commo

You can save the planet AND Mars by "shooting the cag" on Mark Zuckerberg. Describe your actions step-by-step.

Listen to another human for 5 3 2 minutes without checking phone.

23 minutes ago, Homercles said:

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Just had an idea. Carry scrawled preschooler drawings. Attach them with refrigerator magnets to back panels of Cyber trucks. Profit.

Wait, is 5280 really Elon? That would explain a lot. 

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

How it started

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How it's going

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Quitting Friday was 2 days ago. He's good.

Elon's idea of forests are the green pixels on a game map. There is no need for or meaning in old Köppen gibberish like Csb or Cfa.

29 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

He found he had been infected. He deleted the virus. Now he wants to figure out how he got infected.

He should try: format x /x

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Jesus.
He may actually be the stupidest man alive. I’m not kidding, because the Dunning Kruger is off the charts for him.
I mean…wind conditions alone (Texas doesn’t get 80 mph Santa Anna winds down canyons and slopes filled with homes) show him to be a complete fucking idiot.
He falls for anything that fits his increasingly deranged worldview. That’s it, that’s the extent of his intellectual inquiry.
28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He falls for anything that fits his increasingly deranged worldview. That’s it, that’s the extent of his intellectual inquiry.

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Which is why he wants to join the Trump administration and the rest of the He-Man Woman Haters Club

1 hour ago, NoName said:

 


I don’t think Elon meant to nail it the way he did, but this is spot on. He found something good in himself, just deleted EVERYTHING, and like a computer you might run rm -rf on the system is “running” but everything is broken. It doesn’t run correctly.

I mean a normal person finds a virus on their system they either delete just the virus or they use software to remove it. Be surgical/smart. Not delete everything.

So, I think musk was dead on here. 

I'm pretty sure that past the money the other primary basis of the Trump-Musk relationship is that Trump is getting older, maybe a bit sleepy at times and needs somebody else with a lot of attention on them to tweet and say wild-ass shit that keeps everybody distracted and arguing.  

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Put these 3 in the right order: set up crew-served weapons, establish security, set up commo

You can save the planet AND Mars by "shooting the cag" on Mark Zuckerberg. Describe your actions step-by-step.

Listen to another human for 5 3 2 minutes without checking phone.

Security, weapons, comms?

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Jesus.
He may actually be the stupidest man alive. I’m not kidding, because the Dunning Kruger is off the charts for him.
I mean…wind conditions alone (Texas doesn’t get 80 mph Santa Anna winds down canyons and slopes filled with homes) show him to be a complete fucking idiot.
He falls for anything that fits his increasingly deranged worldview. That’s it, that’s the extent of his intellectual inquiry.

Look man the Pacific Ocean is just like the Gulf of America. 

10 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Security, weapons, comms?

Pat yourself an "attaboy" on the back, Lootenant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

18 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Who saw this coming?

 

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Also this one cracked me up this morning

 

 

Two tennis questions but no combat sports or hockey has me questioning the masculinity of this quiz. 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Two tennis questions but no combat sports or hockey has me questioning the masculinity of this quiz. 

 

2 hours ago, NoName said:

 

I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to IT shit/fuck, but that looks to me like maybe he doesn't know shit either, and is just throwing out nonsense to impress his fanbois who don't know shit either.

2 hours ago, NoName said:

 

 

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Wow. Elon's firefighting and wildfire knowledge on full display there. Impressive how little he knows.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Wait, is 5280 really Elon? That would explain a lot. 

Or Incredulity lol.

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Elon's idea of forests are the green pixels on a game map. There is no need for or meaning in old Köppen gibberish like Csb or Cfa.

Yeah, about that ... Elon Musk? A fraud? Who could have seen that coming?

More lying from Musk. This time claiming he’s one of the top 10 Diablo players in the world. This videos rips apart this assertion.  I've never played any game like this one, so I don't know shit about it, but the way these guys describe it and expose his fraud is hilarious. Elon making crazy claims about his gamer status is sooooo on-brand. Why is Elmo such a pathological liar?

A friend once told me something about Bobby Epstein at COTA that I believe applies to Elmo: 'He's a narcissist. He lies to get his way. He lies to get attention or to manipulate people. He lies when he doesn't need to lie. He even lies when he'd be better served by telling the truth. It's crazy'.

Warning: NERDS! (but really awesome nerds)

 

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8 minutes ago, wood said:

A friend once told me something about Bobby Epstein at COTA that I believe applies to Elmo: 'He's a narcissist. He lies to get his way. He lies to get attention or to manipulate people. He lies when he doesn't need to lie. He even lies when he'd be better served by telling the truth. It's crazy'.

well the good news is he's exceptionally qualified for his new job! 😝

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Which is why he wants to join the Trump administration and the rest of the He-Man Woman Haters Club


 

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Pat yourself an "attaboy" on the back, Lootenant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But need weapons for security so....

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Two tennis questions but no combat sports or hockey has me questioning the masculinity of this quiz. 

Are you a damn canadian? Or worse, a ruskie?

What. A. Dipshit. Also lulz at being protected from Chicago toughs toting Tommy guns. Also lots and lots of handgun cartridges are supersonic, including 115 grain 9mm. Probably the most common handgun cartridge out there. 

 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

But need weapons for security so....

Are you a damn canadian? Or worse, a ruskie?

Listen here, guy. 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

But need weapons for security so....

Are you a damn canadian? Or worse, a ruskie?

Well yeah. You probably did this stuff. But in this case the security is dudes with rifles and such and more importantly eyes and ears, spread around to pick up threats. When a unit gets wiped TF out, it's almost always from skimping on this step.

Crew-served weapons being the big crankers where you want some sort of fire plan, figure out dead zones and how to make them uncomfortable.

The commo part shows when I learned it in the 90s where "setting up commo" involved voodoo chants at a PRC 77. I bolted to become an Austin Hippy before I got to play with anything newer but I imagine you'd seldom have it not turned on and ready.

All this would be happening simultaneously about 12 seconds after you have security set up.

But Elon doesn't know that. And so we mock him.

Canadians thought I was Canadian. One Mexican taxi driver thought I was Russian.

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31 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

What. A. Dipshit.

Lots of projection.  He’s scared of the world at large because he spends so much time on the internet listening to other lonely men who are scared of the world, so he assumes that the world is dangerous and that other people should also be scared.

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