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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

What? That is very odd.

Google the meaning of the German phrase. Pontificate the implications of an Auto Driving AI with a German voice and that core ideology. Imagine your response.

As opposed to a PR woman shouting Ai Poppy as it makes a left from the right lane across 4 lanes of traffic because there's a park with Salsa music playing and mofongo being served. 

For the record, not racist cause I might do the same thing as the PR AI. Only a moron wouldn't find a way.

14 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

AI powered vehicles, self driving, with new and improved National character. With my luck I would get pissed off Latina. Imagine Rosie Perez, angry at her boo, talking the entire time.

Nah, I am cool with my old jeep.

But when she calms down, it is going to the ride of your life.

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2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

But when she calms down, it is going to the ride of your life.

Slacks knows PR gals.

14 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

AI powered vehicles, self driving, with new and improved National character. With my luck I would get pissed off Latina. Imagine Rosie Perez, angry at her boo, talking the entire time.

Nah, I am cool with my old jeep.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Google the meaning of the German phrase. Pontificate the implications of an Auto Driving AI with a German voice and that core ideology. Imagine your response.

As opposed to a PR woman shouting Ai Poppy as it makes a left from the right lane across 4 lanes of traffic because there's a park with Salsa music playing and mofongo being served. 

For the record, not racist cause I might do the same thing as the PR AI. Only a moron wouldn't find a way.

I would bitch slap a driver who does not pull over for salsa music (Merengue is better) and mofongo.

 

14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I would bitch slap a driver who does not pull over for salsa music (Merengue is better) and mofongo.

 

So you're saying I was right and you were stupid. 

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So you're saying I was right and you were stupid. 

No. You are still stupid. Take it back to the football thread.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

No. You are still stupid. Take it back to the football thread.

Imma sneak in and rewire your crib into a smart home and put in a Haus Frau AI. You're on the list.

32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Been on it in the summer. 

Superfluous if I was picking one word. Now, in the big ass conventions it's a legitimate 30 minute walk from one side to the other. If you plan poorly and criss cross much in your booth tours, your looking at a 15 mile day easy. 

Don't plan poorly.

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Imma sneak in and rewire your crib into a smart home and put in a Haus Frau AI. You're on the list.

I mean.....hell yeah....

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....hell yeah....

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You would have that handy. Light toilet reading material?

Nice boutique hobby you got there.

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The only upside is that he would kill it faster than then ban would have. 

11 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

The only upside is that he would kill it faster than then ban would have. 

That and Zuckerberg would go after him hard. 

59 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Because … the universe hates humanity

 

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Because … the universe hates humanity

 

 

Also because China owns Musk. 

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After claiming the Pacific Palisades Fire was so destructive due to "allowing fresh water to flow into the Pacific," Elon Musk met with local firefighters to bolster his claims, only for one of them to leak the following video, where a precise rate of flow and reservoir capacity are cited

 


 

 

41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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After claiming the Pacific Palisades Fire was so destructive due to "allowing fresh water to flow into the Pacific," Elon Musk met with local firefighters to bolster his claims, only for one of them to leak the following video, where a precise rate of flow and reservoir capacity are cited

 


 

 

LOL what a fucking dumbass.

I wonder how long it will take him to call this firefighter a pedophile  ...

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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After claiming the Pacific Palisades Fire was so destructive due to "allowing fresh water to flow into the Pacific," Elon Musk met with local firefighters to bolster his claims, only for one of them to leak the following video, where a precise rate of flow and reservoir capacity are cited

 


 

 

 Why the fuck is he even in the room?

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

 Why the fuck is he even in the room?

Not on the same scale of course, and afaik he had good intentions, but this reminds me of Mike Levy incessantly trying to tell AFD what to do and how to do it. He'd literally call dispatch and tell us we should be doing x, y, and z, and we'd be like, "Uh, ok Mr. Levy. We'll pass this up the chain of command". Then we'd hang up the phone and someone would always say "Why the fuck does he have access to our phone number?"

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That and Zuckerberg would go after him hard. 

Did those two dorks ever fight?  I thought they were going to fight.

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17 hours ago, F250 said:

 Why the fuck is he even in the room?

Because as a society, we've decided that "wealth" is a proxy for genius, across the board.

That is, if you are rich....then you must know everything, about everything, and your wealth is proof that you are the smartest human being who ever lived.  

We haven't figured out that "wealth" is a known proxy for only one thing: having made a lot of money.  Maybe by luck.  Maybe by a great skill for building a great business and making a profit, gaming the system, or ripping people off (all are ways one can accumulate great wealth).  But that's it.  Being wealthy means that you made a lot of money.

But in America, it means you are the smartest person ever, so you must be invited into and deferred to on every subject.  "Mr. Musk, the patient is experiencing a Type 2 myocardial infarction....how should we treat it?  Shut up, Dr. Cooley -- we want to hear from the REAL genius!"

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did those two dorks ever fight?  I thought they were going to fight.

No Elon pussed out, of course. Remember?.His mom tried to get them not to fight 

Just to be clear, Zuck would smoke the fuck out of him. Dude actually doing ju jitsu training vs 50 year old out of shape fuck whose hobby is special K? It wouldnt be close.

33 minutes ago, NoName said:

No Elon pussed out, of course. Remember?.His mom tried to get them not to fight 

Just to be clear, Zuck would smoke the fuck out of him. Dude actually doing ju jitsu training vs 50 year old out of shape fuck whose hobby is special K? It wouldnt be close.

I want them to fight. 

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33 minutes ago, NoName said:

No Elon pussed out, of course. Remember?.His mom tried to get them not to fight 

Just to be clear, Zuck would smoke the fuck out of him. Dude actually doing ju jitsu training vs 50 year old out of shape fuck whose hobby is special K? It wouldnt be close.

LOL yesterday I saw Elon's physique described as "Like a bag of milk".

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51 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did those two dorks ever fight?  I thought they were going to fight.

Yes, if you consider playing tummy sticks a fight.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did those two dorks ever fight?  I thought they were going to fight.

No.  And I don’t mean Zuck fighting him, I mean seeing FB and Insta going full-tilt after Musk’s platforms.  If Musk picked up TikTok, I could see Meta deciding that maybe Threads should be more useful and adding the (deliberately) missing features.

Having to explain things to Elon Musk is definitely what firefighters should be doing with their time.

omg she really pulled the 'you're just jealous!' card 🤣

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Musk wouldn’t know what to do if he found himself with another person in one of the private sex stalls in the Bucees bathrooms.

Or a public sex stall for that matter.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Musk wouldn’t know what to do if he found himself with another person in one of the private sex stalls in the Bucees bathrooms.

Or a public sex stall for that matter.

So buccees is where aggy hides their glory holes?

Elon trying hard to sell that it’s really him playing video games and being really good at them.  He also doesn’t mention that he spends hours shitposting. 

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On 1/12/2025 at 3:23 PM, wood said:

Yeah, about that ... Elon Musk? A fraud? Who could have seen that coming?

More lying from Musk. This time claiming he’s one of the top 10 Diablo players in the world. This videos rips apart this assertion.  I've never played any game like this one, so I don't know shit about it, but the way these guys describe it and expose his fraud is hilarious. Elon making crazy claims about his gamer status is sooooo on-brand. Why is Elmo such a pathological liar?

A friend once told me something about Bobby Epstein at COTA that I believe applies to Elmo: 'He's a narcissist. He lies to get his way. He lies to get attention or to manipulate people. He lies when he doesn't need to lie. He even lies when he'd be better served by telling the truth. It's crazy'.

Warning: NERDS! (but really awesome nerds)

 

 


Ok that was pretty good take down of his claim of being decent at that game. I would argue that this puts in doubt any of his ranks in all games.

I wanted to come back to the very begining of this video when he claims to be one of the best Quake players in the world.

WTF?

I played Quake - I knew who the best players in that game were. I met a few of them. Elon Musk - Zip2 - was never on the scene as being one of the best players ever. I attended events - he wasn't ever there. I can say - that claim is bullshit.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Elon trying hard to sell that it’s really him playing video games and being really good at them.  He also doesn’t mention that he spends hours shitposting. 

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Playing video games to quiet the mind? yeah right. Watching that video that game, it does anything BUT quiet the mind. What a bozo.

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

 


Ok that was pretty good take down of his claim of being decent at that game. I would argue that this puts in doubt any of his ranks in all games.

I wanted to come back to the very begining of this video when he claims to be one of the best Quake players in the world.

WTF?

I played Quake - I knew who the best players in that game were. I met a few of them. Elon Musk - Zip2 - was never on the scene as being one of the best players ever. I attended events - he wasn't ever there. I can say - that claim is bullshit.

 

Playing video games to quiet the mind? yeah right. Watching that video that game, it does anything BUT quiet the mind. What a bozo.

I can speak to Quake as I never played. I do goof around in GTA online in solo lobbies doing old missions that I've memorized and that's low thought low stress.

But if I was actually wanting to relax my mind, Journey is the game I would turn on. From the graphics to the sound track, game play to control, it's more like listening to while noise while doing breathing exercises than a video game. I'm sure non-gamers would logically ask, why the fuck would you play that.. "to relax my mind". 

33 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

But if I was actually wanting to relax my mind, Journey is the game I would turn on. From the graphics to the sound track, game play to control, it's more like listening to while noise while doing breathing exercises than a video game. I'm sure non-gamers would logically ask, why the fuck would you play that.. "to relax my mind". 

Not my favorite 1983 release from Bally Midway, but not bad and I liked the band’s digitized heads in the game   I’d rather play the sequel, Journey Escape, that came out on the Atari 2600.

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For the youngsters, Journey was a huge rock band in the 80s.

 

If you enjoyed Whistlindiesel's last abuse of a cybertruck, he actually got it repaired and gave 'er a round two

 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not my favorite 1983 release from Bally Midway, but not bad and I liked the band’s digitized heads in the game   I’d rather play the sequel, Journey Escape, that came out on the Atari 2600.

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For the youngsters, Journey was a huge rock band in the 80s.

 

Lol, I dunno if you're being sarcastic or if I should have provided more specific details. Either way, you're not wrong. Journey is literally a game about moving from one place to another in beautiful surroundings. There's a small touch of "platforming" but it's elementary school level. My whole point is, Elmo should really look into it. It would be better for the world.

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5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Lol, I dunno if you're being sarcastic or if I should have provided more specific details. Either way, you're not wrong. Journey is literally a game about moving from one place to another in beautiful surroundings. There's a small touch of "platforming" but it's elementary school level. My whole point is, Elmo should really look into it. It would be better for the world.

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I fail to see how any of this explains Jonathan Cain playing his keyboard on a wall...

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17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Musk wouldn’t know what to do if he found himself with another person in one of the private sex stalls in the Bucees bathrooms.

Or a public sex stall for that matter.

I'm willing to learn.

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Playing video games to quiet the mind? yeah right. Watching that video that game, it does anything BUT quiet the mind. What a bozo.

To be fair, I find shooting paper quite calming for my mind.   I generally am able to tune out most distractions and just focus on putting a bullet on a spot of paper without any other mental distractions and I spend a bit of time on each shot.  

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

To be fair, I find shooting paper quite calming for my mind.   I generally am able to tune out most distractions and just focus on putting a bullet on a spot of paper without any other mental distractions and I spend a bit of time on each shot.  

Archery is even better.

29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm willing to learn.

 

 

The first rule is: Any area in a Bucee’s can be a public sex stall.

If you’re brave enough.

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Elon lost a bet against Sam Harris, welshed, and then began trashing him online. 
 

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6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Elon lost a bet against Sam Harris, welshed, and then began trashing him online. 
 

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Has Leon ever admitted to being wrong when it made him look bad?

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