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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:


Has Leon ever admitted to being wrong when it made him look bad?

It’s just amazing how openly this guy shows he’s got a tiny penis. Something to really be ashamed and resentful over, like 8 inches or even less. 

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1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Is Sam just now explaining this or is that old? 

Six hours ago or so on his substack (I saw posted elsewhere).  But it’s real. 

That’s a load-bearing parenthetical, I’d lose all respect for you if you subscribed to his substack.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

The first rule is: Any area in a Bucee’s can be a public sex stall.

If you’re brave enough.

And that’s why I’m not allowed near the beef jerky counter anymore.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Archery is even better.

Doesn’t make cool, loud noises though.

Pew pew pew…

34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Doesn’t make cool, loud noises though.

Pew pew pew…

An arrow burying itself into a human being  hay bale makes a pretty satisfying sound.

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

An arrow burying itself into a human being  hay bale makes a pretty satisfying sound.

Elon scoffs at your ranged weapons, he is trained to kill up close and personal with trench knives and nunchucks, allowing him to wait till the last minute to leave his warm bed with two, even three  models who he picked up by sharing his video game scores. 

On 1/13/2025 at 4:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....hell yeah....

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Whalebone boner??

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12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:


Has Leon ever admitted to being wrong when it made him look bad?

The weirdest part is this seemed like a bet between two friendly guys. A pretty big one, but still it wasn't public. I never bet friends anything but pride bets ($10-100 or dinners sort of deal) but Leon doesn't have a lot of friends. Seems a really insane way to lose one.

I took a moment to process this.. I'm tired so please feel free to correct my shitty math.

416 billion in "worth"

A 1 million dollar bet.

That would be essentially be, if I had $416,000 in the bank and had a $1 bet with a friend. I welshed when I lost the bet. Then I go around on social media shit bagging on him. 

Wow.

 

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13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Elon scoffs at your ranged weapons, he is trained to kill up close and personal with trench knives and nunchucks, allowing him to wait till the last minute to leave his warm bed with two, even three  models who he picked up by sharing his video game scores. 

Dude, he would kick the shit out of you Rex Kwando style.

Napoleon Dynamite Fight GIF

And Starla would use you like a toy.

 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dude, he would kick the shit out of you Rex Kwando style.

Napoleon Dynamite Fight GIF

And Starla would use you like a toy.

 

I believe you intended LaFawnduh, sir.

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On 1/14/2025 at 3:40 PM, wood said:

LOL yesterday I saw Elon's physique described as "Like a bag of milk".

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it was in the reddit thread about him talking to the firefighters

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On 1/12/2025 at 3:23 PM, wood said:

Yeah, about that ... Elon Musk? A fraud? Who could have seen that coming?

More lying from Musk. This time claiming he’s one of the top 10 Diablo players in the world. This videos rips apart this assertion.  I've never played any game like this one, so I don't know shit about it, but the way these guys describe it and expose his fraud is hilarious. Elon making crazy claims about his gamer status is sooooo on-brand. Why is Elmo such a pathological liar?

A friend once told me something about Bobby Epstein at COTA that I believe applies to Elmo: 'He's a narcissist. He lies to get his way. He lies to get attention or to manipulate people. He lies when he doesn't need to lie. He even lies when he'd be better served by telling the truth. It's crazy'.

Warning: NERDS! (but really awesome nerds)

 


So this is a big LOL. His character died. Happened a few days ago, mentioned in this guy’s video


But seriously, WTF man. Richest dude in the world and he wants to flex to be the king of the dorks? Why?

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Elon scoffs at your ranged weapons, he is trained to kill up close and personal with trench knives and nunchucks, allowing him to wait till the last minute to leave his warm bed with two, even three  models who he picked up by sharing his video game scores. 

Two or three models, he probably has one of each model:

https://www.realdoll.com/realdoll/

7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:


So this is a big LOL. His character died. Happened a few days ago, mentioned in this guy’s video


But seriously, WTF man. Richest dude in the world and he wants to flex to be the king of the dorks? Why?

Dorks buy Teslas.

27 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

But seriously, WTF man. Richest dude in the world and he wants to flex to be the king of the dorks? Why?

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Elon has no less than 8 throwing stars in his bedside dresser 

18 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Elon has no less than 8 throwing stars in his bedside dresser 

Cucks have weapons accessible in drawers. Real men imbed them in walls.

6 hours ago, BearMace said:

Cucks have weapons accessible in drawers. Real men imbed them in walls.

And anyone who isn't a sheople knows the Mosin Nagat is the only rifle you need!

11 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

And anyone who isn't a sheople knows the Mosin Nagat is the only rifle you need!

Put an aftermarket rubber butt pad on it.  WYK,yk

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not my favorite 1983 release from Bally Midway, but not bad and I liked the band’s digitized heads in the game
For the youngsters, Journey was a huge rock band in the 80s.

 

 

Fun nerdy fact.  I created ringtones for my iPhone from the digitized music from this game.  Don't Stop Believing from the Steve Perry mini-game is my current tone.

 

EDIT:  Here's 3 of the songs from the soundtrack of the game.  iPhone ringtone format, each 40 seconds or less in length.  

 

Journey Stone In Love.m4r Journey Don't Stop Believin'.m4r Journey Lights.m4r

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r/EnoughMuskSpam - "Elon might've pushed everythingaphobic ideas everywhere, but I draw the lane when he lies about being good a video game."

 

What else might Elon be willing to lie about?  I wonder

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World's richest man's empire collapses. Reason? Lied on gaming level.

Yep, simulation.

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

World's richest man's empire collapses. Reason? Lied on gaming level.

Yep, simulation.

The incels take their gaming seriously.  What Leon did is on par with their moms not emptying their piss bottle on time.

24 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

r/EnoughMuskSpam - "Elon might've pushed everythingaphobic ideas everywhere, but I draw the lane when he lies about being good a video game."

 

What else might Elon be willing to lie about?  I wonder

Doug Polk seems like a moron.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

The incels take their gaming seriously.  What Leon did is on par with their moms not emptying their piss bottle on time.

Seriously. That is high treason among that "culture".

I was the same before I discovered vaginas.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Seriously. That is high treason among that "culture".

I was the same before I discovered vaginas.

You were gaming last week?

29 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You were gaming last week?

Nah, reading the football board.

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Elon has no less than 8 throwing stars in his bedside dresser 

That was my setup in middle school so Elon definitely is doing the same.

11 hours ago, BearMace said:

Cucks have weapons accessible in drawers. Real men imbed them in walls.

I take it you are 

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People are challenging Leon to livestream what he claims to have done.

He’s not going to and everybody knows it.

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

People are challenging Leon to livestream what he claims to have done.

He’s not going to and everybody knows it.

In fairness Elmo has had some issues setting up livestreams in the past.  

25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

In fairness Elmo has had some issues setting up livestreams in the past.  

In Elmo's defense, I work in tech and I can tell you, setting up a live stream is tricky for folks that don't know shit about technology.

21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:


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"That's really cute, but he already has a bestie Elmo!" - Lauren

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On 1/15/2025 at 8:24 AM, Captain Ron said:

 


Ok that was pretty good take down of his claim of being decent at that game. I would argue that this puts in doubt any of his ranks in all games.

I wanted to come back to the very begining of this video when he claims to be one of the best Quake players in the world.

WTF?

I played Quake - I knew who the best players in that game were. I met a few of them. Elon Musk - Zip2 - was never on the scene as being one of the best players ever. I attended events - he wasn't ever there. I can say - that claim is bullshit.

 

Playing video games to quiet the mind? yeah right. Watching that video that game, it does anything BUT quiet the mind. What a bozo.

I am going to say he’s absolutely lying. I say this as someone who played World of Warcraft hardcore in my mid-20’s when the game came out. They had a feature on there for PvP (player vs. player) and it had a battleground setup for those not aware of how that game worked. To get to the highest level of PvP you quite literally had to play 15 plus hours a day for a good 3-4 months. I was younger and had more free time so of course I wasted several months of life pursuing this ranking and in-game title.

Musk has not played Diablo beyond even a cursory figuring out the controls stage. This lie is right up there with Kim Jong Il’s golf score of 17 holes in one  in 18 holes. Any gamer would quickly tell you Musk is a fraud on this one, but to those not familiar with any Blizzard games you wouldn’t know. Luka Doncic would laugh at this as well.
 

This is what a narcissist does. He makes up an incredibly unrealistic lie and sticks with it for the attention. What a worthless human being that deserves to be shot directly into the sun.

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3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

This is what a narcissist does. He makes up an incredibly unrealistic lie and sticks with it for the attention.

This.

We are in the golden age of narcissists, and how more people don't see this blazing neon sign of narcissism baffles me.  It's fucking insane and pathetic.

Elon Musk is a loser in every single aspect of life save one: he has lots of money.  That's it.  Take his money away, and 99% of humanity would be giving him wedgies and laughing in his face.

We shouldn't bully nerds.

We should bully and destroy malevolent nerds relentlessly and without remorse.

17 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

In Elmo's defense, I work in tech and I can tell you, setting up a live stream is tricky for folks that don't know shit about technology.

Lmao Lol GIF by Beauty and the Geek Australia

Probably not real

 

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9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Probably not real

 

If it's not real, it's hilarious that Musk's own social media platform is being used to pass around disinformation about his own space company.

2 hours ago, tomahawk dunk said:

Or….

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Holy shit I might have to AI generate a new avatar

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