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In a sane world, the FAA:

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I'm sure Trump's lackey won't do shit though

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Take his money away, and 99% of humanity would be giving him wedgies and laughing in his face

Steve Wozniak changed this forever in his garage. 

So today was this:

44 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Probably not real

 

 

24 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 


While last night Jeff Bezos did this:

 

 
I think we know which billionaire gets the points today. 

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

In Elmo's defense, I work in tech and I can tell you, setting up a live stream is tricky for folks that don't know shit about technology.

A cat could accidentally start a live stream while licking its own asshole on the keyboard and make more money than all of surly put together.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

A cat could accidentally start a live stream while licking its own asshole on the keyboard and make more money than all of surly put together.

Don't fuck with cats. 

And.. there probably is a onlyfans for that shit. Nope, not googling that shit. And yes, the cat probably makes more in a year than I have in my career. 

Compare and Contrast

Flight 7 of Starship:

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Vs Flight 7 of the Saturn V:

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4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Compare and Contrast

Flight 7 of Starship:

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Vs Flight 7 of the Saturn V:

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For the win

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A couple more good money shots ...

 

On 1/15/2025 at 5:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

I fail to see how any of this explains Jonathan Cain playing his keyboard on a wall...

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I can explain that.

 

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Genuinely the least funny human maybe on the planet 

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

12 minutes ago, NoName said:

Genuinely the least funny human maybe on the planet 

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

Dude, he is an Afrikanner. They do not know humor. Now the british South Africans are basically aussies with a cooler accent.

14 minutes ago, NoName said:

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

If you were worth just $40 million, the only thing you’d be doing on social media is posting photos of you and your spouse/significant other on some yacht in the Caribbean or Mediterranean.

The latest starship explosion shows why you can’t give Elon control of the govt. he’s perfectly ok blowing shit up if he learns from it.

“maybe that latest economic decision blew up the retail industry but we’ll do better with the next decisions about oil and gas because we’re better informed now”

12 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Obviously Mush should be riding along on that vehicle to ensure there are no problems.

20 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Obviously Mush should be riding along on that vehicle to ensure there are no problems.

Bezos has rode in his own spacecraft, has Musk?

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

It was while he was simultaneously dominating every multiplayer video game to ever exist, personally constructing a rocket that will got Mars tomorrow, and making the final tweaks to Tesla's FSD software so now all Teslas are fully sentient beings, while benchpressing 400 lbs and satisfying 10 women at once.  Duh.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

It was while he was simultaneously dominating every multiplayer video game to ever exist, personally constructing a rocket that will got Mars tomorrow, and making the final tweaks to Tesla's FSD software so now all Teslas are fully sentient beings, while benchpressing 400 lbs and satisfying 10 women at once.  Duh.

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

We are in the golden age of narcissists, and how more people don't see this blazing neon sign of narcissism baffles me.  It's fucking insane and pathetic.

Elon Musk is a loser in every single aspect of life save one: he has lots of money.  That's it.  Take his money away, and 99% of humanity would be giving him wedgies and laughing in his face.

We shouldn't bully nerds.

We should bully and destroy malevolent nerds relentlessly and without remorse.

What is really amazing is the power of investment and branding is what is overlooked.  We are seeing proverbial gameshow hosts now being considered thought leaders and getting important roles in government (branding) and middling intelligent people who have inherited wealth able to game the system to massively grow their fortunes if they suspend normal social norms/ethics and even outright stupid people grow their inherited wealth to unimaginable numbers (investment), and how our structure/society really rewards this over effort or scholarly pursuits.  

 

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57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It was while he was simultaneously dominating every multiplayer video game to ever exist, personally constructing a rocket that will got Mars tomorrow, and making the final tweaks to Tesla's FSD software so now all Teslas are fully sentient beings, while benchpressing 400 lbs and satisfying 10 women at once.  Duh.

This article mentions he would have had to spend hundreds of hours playing between Dec. 6 (game came out) and January 7.  Given how much he tweets at all hours of the day, maybe he locked himself in for a week of non-stop playing,

https://www.si.com/esports/news/elon-musk-boosting-allegations-explained-path-of-exile-2

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This article mentions he would have had to spend hundreds of hours playing between Dec. 6 (game came out) and January 7.  Given how much he tweets at all hours of the day, maybe he locked himself in for a week of non-stop playing,

https://www.si.com/esports/news/elon-musk-boosting-allegations-explained-path-of-exile-2

Elon is literally paying people to play games for him to boost his standing/cred.

He's not just pathetic, he's fucking unoriginal as hell.  He is just this fucking guy from Ready Player One:

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What a fucking joke of a human being.

14 hours ago, NoName said:

Genuinely the least funny human maybe on the planet 

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

He's been getting wrecked all over the web the last few days for contracting out his "cred work" on the video game front.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

He's been getting wrecked all over the web the last few days for contracting out his "cred work" on the video game front.

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

But he put on a heck of a daytime fireworks show!

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you were worth just $40 million, the only thing you’d be doing on Onlyfans is posting photos of you and your significant others on some yacht in the Caribbean, Mediterranean, or the Swiss Alps, NYC, Vegas, Vail, Thailand, Australia, Paris, etc

Fixed that for accuracy.

But, that's just like my opinion man.. 

Jeffery can't watch, unless you pay extra.

42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Elon is literally paying people to play games for him to boost his standing/cred.

He's not just pathetic, he's fucking unoriginal as hell.  He is just this fucking guy from Ready Player One:

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What a fucking joke of a human being.

 

I don't even think it was that. I think he was playing someone else's account and being allowed to use only maps that he couldn't die on. Either way, it was stupid.

 

Also that was such a great book - 9/10

But as a movie it wasn't going to work as well - 5/10

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11 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I don't even think it was that. I think he was playing someone else's account and being allowed to use only maps that he couldn't die on. Either way, it was stupid.

 

Also that was such a great book - 9/10

But as a movie it wasn't going to work as well - 5/10

And Ready Player 2 was so not a great book.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

This is starting to remind me of a situation that happened more than two thousand years ago involving some guy with an odd name.  What the Hell was it, something like Hay Soos?

On 1/17/2025 at 12:30 PM, Brisketexan said:

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.


You know - I’m not sure I agree. Elon’s fandom can’t be growing that much anymore. If he starts making missteps like this, he’s going to stay seeing his following shrink.

Downside of a fandoms of weirdos - they will jump ship for weird things. 

32 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

You know - I’m not sure I agree. Elon’s fandom can’t be growing that much anymore. If he starts making missteps like this, he’s going to stay seeing his following shrink.

Downside of a fandoms of weirdos - they will jump ship for weird things. 

Yeah, they may not have his wealth, but they have their videogames and they will grind away for a shit-ton of time to get some trinket or title, and being faced with evidence that he takes credit for something they don’t think he could have earned will gnaw at them.

On 1/17/2025 at 12:23 PM, NoName said:

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42 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

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It's an extremely astute observation. "WE" should have fewer alien babies and more human ones. Otherwise, the Lizard people are going to take over the flat earth.

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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I won't longcat this page with a ton of barf pictures.

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

It's an extremely astute observation. "WE" should have fewer alien babies and more human ones. Otherwise, the Lizard people are going to take over the flat earth.


I would say somebody got rejected by a human woman.

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:


I would say somebody got rejected by a human woman.

"You dumb bitch, the fate of the human race is at stake here!"

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:


I would say somebody gets rejected by all human women.

Fixed for accuracy.

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Fixed for accuracy.

He wouldn't have half a hundred bastard kids if that was the case.

19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He wouldn't have half a hundred bastard kids if that was the case.

When was the last time there was a single piece of media coverage, any sort at all, of Elon and a woman. I'm not being rhetorical nor sarcastic. I know he was with women in his past a while back. When was the most recent coverage of him being with anyone?

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