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Leon is too busy attending to matters of arguing with literal neckbeards over video games to notice.

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Leon is too busy attending to matters of arguing with literal neckbeards over video games to notice.

 

It sounds like it, Spoilered just for space

 

Spoiler


 

 


 

Elon Musk, the world's richest man, is in a very public feud over video games with a streamer most known for living in filth and having multiple videos of him gaming while roaches crawl on him. What a time to be alive.

1 hour ago, ultimaton said:

Elon Musk, the world's richest man, is in a very public feud over video games with a streamer most known for living in filth and having multiple videos of him gaming while roaches crawl on him. What a time to be alive.

It could only be funnier if the gamer was a 12 year-old.  A guy who thinks he’s an alpha male in his compound with a trench knife stuck in the wall, is arguing with neckbeards while Bezos is cruising the Caribbean on a yacht with his attractive girlfriend.

I wish YGIFS were here to see this timeline.

35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It could only be funnier if the gamer was a 12 year-old.  A guy who thinks he’s an alpha male in his compound with a trench knife stuck in the wall, is arguing with neckbeards while Bezos is cruising the Caribbean on a yacht with his attractive girlfriend.

I wish YGIFS were here to see this timeline.

lets not go that far

Welp, I think I’ve now seen the stupidest thing I’ll read today. It’s early yet though. 
 

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25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Welp, I think I’ve now seen the stupidest thing I’ll read today. It’s early yet though. 
 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

lets not go that far

Those bolt ons are top dollar Sir. Nipples seem crooked though.

 

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I am super pissed at Elon for making space exploration cringe and lame. I‘m a huge advocate for manned space flight and trying to get to Mars.  It’s there, we can learn a lot, and civilizations need to be busy doing big and bold things. 
 

This colonization shit needs to stop.  Earth is our home and the only one we are going to get. 

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Those bolt ons are top dollar Sir. Nipples seem crooked though.

 

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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Sir, top dollar bolt ons does not equal good looking. And the nips. Is there any part of her that is real? Maybe she is a japanese sex robot.

 

 

 

I have heard about how goombahs watch mafia movies and shows and then begin altering their own behavior to match, thereby creating a feedback loop with the entertainment industry and their depiction. 
 

I have to think lots of super rich guys like Bezos are basing their behavior on what they see “alpha” bros do online and on tv. I can say that I walk past any number of women every day I’d prefer to take yacht cruising than this gal, and I think with Bezos money it would be easy to make that happen. 

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Vivek sent out a tweet at Christmastime telling all the Trump voters that they are mediocre because they watched Saved by the Bell and had sleepovers and they all deserved to be replaced by Bangalore H1Bs.  Just an unreal self-immolation. 

7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I have heard about how goombahs watch mafia movies and shows and then begin altering their own behavior to match, thereby creating a feedback loop with the entertainment industry and their depiction. 
 

I have to think lots of super rich guys like Bezos are basing their behavior on what they see “alpha” bros do online and on tv. I can say that I walk past any number of women every day I’d prefer to take yacht cruising than this gal, and I think with Bezos money it would be easy to make that happen. 

My covid cutie was hotter than this mattel looking chick.

31 minutes ago, Parliament said:

You guys are ghey.  I would.  Twice.

just get a real doll

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

lets not go that far

She’s a 10 compared to who Leon is spending his free time looking at these days

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sir, top dollar bolt ons does not equal good looking. And the nips. Is there any part of her that is real? Maybe she is a japanese sex robot.

 

which is why i said let's not go that far.

 

 

1 hour ago, NaTeWHO said:

The fuck is going on here?

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clearly an AI image

5 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

The fuck is going on here?

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Bezos don't fuck around when it comes to sassiness.

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6 hours ago, DaysOff said:

The chrome off a trailer hitch.

Well, she does seem to have more parts in common with an Electrolux than an actual human female.  Or maybe a Dyson.

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Why do these 'augmented' chicks always end up looking like the fucking Joker?

8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I have heard about how goombahs watch mafia movies and shows and then begin altering their own behavior to match, thereby creating a feedback loop with the entertainment industry and their depiction. 
 

I have to think lots of super rich guys like Bezos are basing their behavior on what they see “alpha” bros do online and on tv. I can say that I walk past any number of women every day I’d prefer to take yacht cruising than this gal, and I think with Bezos money it would be easy to make that happen. 

10,000% this.

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Elon Musk's wildfire service lies

 

 

Contrast with what real help looks like

 

 

 

 

 

The big one is this last post talking about what "Elon's support" would equal in dollars, which is much easier to compare against what other companies/people are doing.

 

 

No word yet who Elon has called a Pedo over all this.

@Captain Ron When I was watching coverage of the fires on the YouTube stream of that local Fox channel mentioned above, it was like a free 15-minute commercial fawning over Musk as they announced that "free" Starlink service was going to be rolled out.

Obvious scam from the outset.

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Elon is such a piece of shit. It angers me that we lose really good people like Cecile Richards, and this piece of shit is allowed to continue fucking up the world.

Elon is such a piece of shit. It angers me that we lose really good people like Cecile Richards, and this piece of shit is allowed to continue fucking up the world.

Allowed?
Empowered and encouraged. He has no ethics or altruism in his body. Yet he is the model for our future. Amazing.
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Elon is such a piece of shit. It angers me that we lose really good people like Cecile Richards, and this piece of shit is allowed to continue fucking up the world.

Oh no!

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Well, that was fast

 

13 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@Captain Ron When I was watching coverage of the fires on the YouTube stream of that local Fox channel mentioned above, it was like a free 15-minute commercial fawning over Musk as they announced that "free" Starlink service was going to be rolled out.

Obvious scam from the outset.

I was watching then too, they got all excited that Musk mentioned them to his billion followers on Twitter they could barely control themselves, then as you noted, started fawning over his grift.   That was when I ended watching the stream.

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Well, that was fast

 

I am actually surprised there have not been more lawsuits aimed at Elmo realted to his businesses.  Especially from shareholders.

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I was watching then too, they got all excited that Musk mentioned them to his billion followers on Twitter they could barely control themselves, then as you noted, started fawning over his grift.   That was when I ended watching the stream.

Same. I turned it off after that and went to bed in disgust.

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25 minutes ago, NoName said:

Well, that was fast

 

Sued, for Government Inefficiency.

 

Best comment: “Elon is searching for devices,if you would like to pair a new device to Elon please make sure that device is in pairing mode.”

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Best comment: “Elon is searching for devices,if you would like to pair a new device to Elon please make sure that device is in pairing mode.”

I saw Bsky post elsewhere that said, "Ketamine is a hell of a drug," which I was coming here to repost.

20 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

The fuck is going on here?

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Jesus christ what a piece of shit. I hope his death is agonizing. 

14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Jesus christ what a piece of shit. I hope his death is agonizing. 

A bunch of these only show one of them. He actually did it twice 

There isn't really a way to explain this

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Edit: I was wrong. This is how they are trying to explain it?

 

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6 minutes ago, NoName said:

A bunch of these only show one of them. He actually did it twice 

There isn't really a way to explain this

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Edit: I was wrong. This is how they are trying to explain it?

 

We're not obligated to pretend to believe their lies.

On 1/18/2025 at 3:41 PM, NoName said:

 

 

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38 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Jesus christ what a piece of shit. I hope his death is agonizing. 

Piece of shit, yes, albeit a normalized one. Dude feels comfortable making historically abhorrent gestures on TV. The dog whistles are deafening.

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