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1 hour ago, Walser said:

So...one of my sisters had a bit of a mid-life crisis several months ago and bought a Cyberbeast. She is having a lot of buyer's remorse.

Anyone know the best way to unload one of these things?

 

1 hour ago, bluto said:

Get it wrapped and go to a maga rally or Texas coast this summer

 

38 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Specifically, get some US flag wrap on it. Put bigger bling rims and short side wall tires, you'll tripple the investment by running an auction on the beach with some hired models to stand in the bed and cheer on the bidders.

These are sound ideas; if a certain Tier I SEC university isn't having too much buyer's remorse regarding the jv coach they hired after a very expensive buyout of the former coach, I would say wrap it in maroon and white and dub it The Elkmo and it will probably sell this fall for waay more than the initial purchase price. The key is the timing. Gotta act before the roller coaster hits peak velocity.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s nearly as loony as Howard Hughes, but Hughes wouldn’t have designed something like the Cybertruck.

Of course Hughes did f have social media.  He would have been amazing on it.

Not sure what you mean. I see no difference in design here.

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1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

Oh he absolutely deserved that. Probably had several other similar run-ins that never made it to light. Unfortunately what his dad should have done is gotten him some form of help and he did not do that.
 

When I was that age I received no help because my parents just thought I was different. They were right, but they left it at that. I can remember incidents on a few occasions of being bullied. Not many, but a few. I remember harboring resentment towards those people for YEARS. Now I look back and realize that it wasn’t the world being against me, I just didn’t fit in like most folks did and now I am cool with that since I understand what is going on. The difference here is I did not go on a crusade of sorts like this monster and decide to leave a trail of pain and misery everywhere I go. I decided to pour my energy and ability to have a really sharp focus into doing good for others each day. Nothing big or anything I would ever want or ask attention for though. Just doing good for others is reward enough. Elmo went the other direction and will keep doing harm until someone stops him. That full stop isn’t coming anytime soon.

It is super offensive to autistic people and people who love them to try and excuse Elon’s behavior by citing potential autism. 

I don't know if Musk is a Nazi so much as hes a tweaked out autistic 4-chan memetroll who cosplays as a Nazi for lulz, which isn't much better, I mean at least its an ethos.

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I don't know if Musk is a Nazi so much as hes a tweaked out autistic 4-chan memetroll who cosplays as a Nazi for lulz, which isn't much better, I mean at least its an ethos.

 

90% of y'all need SSRIs or benzos. Or something. Holy shit. 

2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

He’s testing the waters and shifting the window, calibrating to see what he can get away with and inching further each time. 

1. I didn’t do it! 

2. I didn’t do it, but it would have been le epic troll if I had. 

3. It was le epic troll, LOL.

4. I was trolling but it would have been Ok if I wasn’t. 

5. Ein volk, Ein Reich, Ein Furher! 

54 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It is super offensive to autistic people and people who love them to try and excuse Elon’s behavior by citing potential autism. 

It is really offensive and I have said that I find it offensive to have to have this moron on the spectrum that millions of others and myself are on. I do not like hearing about his autism because he makes the rest of us just trying to live a peaceful life much harder because too many people think all autistic people are the same. 
 

In conclusion I guess I just hope he goes away and I don’t care how that happens. He’s a complete embarrassment to the rest of us.

8 minutes ago, wong said:

90% of y'all need SSRIs or benzos. Or something. Holy shit. 

Elaborate, Dr. Wong. 

5 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Elaborate, Dr. Wong. 

They sky isn't falling. Elon is a dipshit but he isn't Hitler. Take a xanax and go to sleep. 

9 minutes ago, wong said:

They sky isn't falling. Elon is a dipshit but he isn't Hitler. Take a xanax and go to sleep. 

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13 minutes ago, wong said:

They sky isn't falling. Elon is a dipshit but he isn't Hitler. Take a xanax and go to sleep. 

The guy that did the Nazi salute last week, and is speaking at a Neo-Nazi Political rally this week?  I will say, you are whistling quite the tune through the graveyard.  He’s not Hitler, he just loves Hitler and Nazis and those sympathetic to Nazis. Such as yourself 

 

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35 minutes ago, wong said:

90% of y'all need SSRIs or benzos. Or something. Holy shit. 

Wong

33 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Elaborate, Dr. Wong. 

I think he's saying he's run out of shrooms and ecstasy inventory.

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1 hour ago, wong said:

They sky isn't falling. Elon is a dipshit but he isn't Hitler. Take a xanax and go to sleep. 

Anyone that cospalys as a Nazi - at best - deserves to be publicly outcast and destroyed  

And anyone, like you, that downplays it deserved to be be ridiculed as a loser and deserved the same. 

Hitler’s party said the same thing you are saying. Literally. 

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Anyone that cospalys as a Nazi - at best - deserves to be publicly outcast and destroyed  

And anyone, like you, that downplays it deserved to be be ridiculed as a loser and deserved the same. 

Hitler’s party said the same thing you are saying. Literally. 

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1 hour ago, wong said:

90% of y'all need SSRIs or benzos. Or something. Holy shit. 

Okay, dork.

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It is super offensive to autistic people and people who love them to try and excuse Elon’s behavior by citing potential autism. 

I feel like he’s not even really autistic and that’s just a story (lie) getting trotted out to try to excuse his behavior. 

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42 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Hitler’s party said the same thing you are saying. Literally. 

Well, instead of Xanax, Hitler's party recommend taking some Zyklon B and go to sleep, but close enough.

 

Just now, UT_OB1 said:

I feel like he’s not really autistic and that’s just a story (lie) getting trotted out to try to excuse his behavior. 

I think he's "self-diagnosed" which, yeah.

The thing is though, he's not even looking for an excuse for the salute. He's not out there on social media talking about how his self-diagnosed autism sometimes causes him to throw up a Nazi salute by accident.

If he was truly caught up in the moment and just did some stupid fucking gesture that happened to look like a Nazi salute, he's not apologizing for it being mistaken for one and is in fact making fun of people who are shocked by it.  A non-Nazi-supporting person would have immediately expressed remorse and done something on social media other than trot out Nazi jokes.

And top it off with him literally supporting the neo-Nazi favored group in Germany.

10 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Some children are able to acknowledge atrocities committed by those who came before them without feeling personally guilty just as they are able to acknowledge great accomplishments of those who came before them without personally crediting themselves. There's a shitload of adults who need to master this skill. 

Learning from our greatest mistakes is a bedrock of the American ideal. These “patriots” that can’t do this are missing the whole point of America  

2 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

I feel like he’s not even really autistic and that’s just a story (lie) getting trotted out to try to excuse his behavior. 

I've know many people on the spectrum; and Elon is definitely on the spectrum.  He's up there with a family friend that eats chicken and rice twice a day -everyday. This friend is a fucking machine at making money.  It's like if you sent a robot to Rice and they programmed it to soley make a safe profit on investments.  It's all that dude does, and he does it well and is insanely wealthy.  He's happy but not joyful.  Married but not loved.  Wealthy but drives a shit minivan. He has friends but no real friends or connections. No hobbies. No Joy. He doesn't even like music really. He does do gaming little bit. And hes a smug bastard that judges others.  Sounds a lot like Elon.

8 hours ago, wong said:

They sky isn't falling. Elon is a dipshit but he isn't Hitler. Take a xanax and go to sleep. 

Those who do not know history...

23 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Those who do not know history...

Are you trying to say there are parallels between post WW-I Germany and 2020s USA?  The price of eggs is pretty bad, but I mean...

10 hours ago, wong said:

They sky isn't falling. Elon is a dipshit but he isn't Hitler. Take a xanax and go to sleep. 

You know how there are periodic hurricane threats to parts of the Gulf Coast, and various local and state officials will say "we strongly encourage people in these towns to evacuate", and most do, and then the hurricane fizzles out or misses, but then one time it doesn't fizzle out or miss and most people survive but the dipshits who downplayed the threat and stayed ended up dead in the trees with 1,499 of their hurricane denying friends?

Yeah.

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Surlyx service is up. 

You can type surly in front of any X URL and it'll auto screenshot it for you so you can copy it or save it and put it here. I'm working on making it an oembed resource so you can just put a surlyx link here and it'll just put in a picture. 

Please try it out. 

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know how there are periodic hurricane threats to parts of the Gulf Coast, and various local and state officials will say "we strongly encourage people in these towns to evacuate", and most do, and then the hurricane fizzles out or misses, but then one time it doesn't fizzle out or miss and most people survive but the dipshits who downplayed the threat and stayed ended up dead in the trees with 1,499 of their hurricane denying friends?

Yeah.

Listen to Ron White:  "It's not THAT the wind is blowing...it's WHAT the wind is blowing."

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its down right now figuring out oembed and we are off to the races. I have it doing it correctly but it's just not behaving right debugging now. 

This is awesome. Thank you!!

Seeing the "X posts/ links are not allowed here" on many platforms within the past 24 hours.  A few of mine in which I participate are the most neutral/ non-political sites they could be.

Interesting times.

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Paid  $50k finders fee on top of the cost of the vehicle.   Sideswiped by a fucking scooter caused the vehicle to be "totaled".  And insurance won't cover the full cost. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Even Rocko thinks that's fucking hilarious.

Surlyx service is up. 
You can type surly in front of any X URL and it'll auto screenshot it for you so you can copy it or save it and put it here. I'm working on making it an oembed resource so you can just put a surlyx link here and it'll just put in a picture. 
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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Paid  $50k finders fee on top of the cost of the vehicle.   Sideswiped by a fucking scooter caused the vehicle to be "totaled".  And insurance won't cover the full cost. 

 

 

 

 

 

"sideswiped by a scooter," huh?

dude you fucking hit the highway shoulder divider

Was it body odor or because she didn't want to be in the vicinity of such a stupid person? Both?!

 

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Even Rocko thinks that's fucking hilarious.

So he rejected the gap coverage?

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24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Was it body odor or because she didn't want to be in the vicinity of such a stupid person? Both?!

 

Weird how anti-globalist America First-ers selectively invest their time and energy in foreign nationalist movements.

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"We cannot allow the 'Italian race' to mix! The buildings are also umm the buildings!" Elon Musk, Jan 26, 2025

That’s not what he says in the clip. I think he says enough stupid things without making up shit…

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So he rejected the gap coverage?

 

I'm thinking their lucky that Allstate even gave them any coverage at all. 

4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

That’s not what he says in the clip. I think he says enough stupid things without making up shit…

What do you think his intended meaning is? He's talking about the purity of some so-called italian race and he's too stupid to know the Romans were melting pot. 

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