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24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, that's a legit story, and an interesting (and long-predicted) development.  Will be interesting to watch.

Do I trust Elon to do so in a transparent way that's not loaded with fuckery?  Of course not.  But it's still an interesting story.

Oh, I know it's legit. I just have little faith that it will work out the way Tesla wants it to.

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Just now, C-Man said:

Oh, I know it's legit. I just have little faith that it will work out the way Tesla wants it to.

Sure it will.  Elon paid $250 million to make sure it will.  The moment it starts to go sideways, Executive Order incoming, decreeing that all carmaker-sponsored insurance for EVs gets special treatment one way or another.

Say what you will about Elon, his $250 million investment in purchasing a president was one of the best investments I've ever seen.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

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I'm petty, but I do enjoy watching Tesla stock drop 3-4% a day over the past few weeks.   At this point there is a rebuttable presumption that any TSLA long is a cunt. 

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

So what drug is involved here?

No drugs needed.  He's just a totally socially awkward fucking asshole.

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This one's for the techies. 

I had to look into it, because I'm not a techie but **every** relational database uses SQL.

 

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43 minutes ago, Chopper said:

This one's for the techies. 

I had to look into it, because I'm not a techie but **every** relational database uses SQL.

 

And he probably pronounces it "sequel".

What a fucking choad.

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Posting this vid of Apartheid Clyde for non CR purposes. He could not possibly be any dumber. Incredible.

https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1inaszr/musk_crashes_trumps_interview_and_goes_on_an_info/

 

An unelected private citizen standing behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office interrupting the president to say he doesn't think there should be a judicial branch is pretty fucking wild.

Here there be dragons.

Trump looks like he can only take so much.

But for me the kicker is talking about how the government employees get wealthy at the taxpayers expense. Um, Elon, how much do you get in grants and tax subsidies?

And I get it. Congress is full of this crap. But he is the king of it.

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26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Trump looks like he can only take so much.

But for me the kicker is talking about how the government employees get wealthy at the taxpayers expense. Um, Elon, how much do you get in grants and tax subsidies?

And I get it. Congress is full of this crap. But he is the king of it.

Elon -- who inherited his money -- has somehow forgotten about inheritances, and seems to not understand that there's a real estate market. What a dumb fucking moron. I'm not sure if he understands the difference between judiciary and bureaucracy - doesn't seem like it.

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He's too much of a pussy to ride his own rockets into space. Someone should challenge him to do that, and he should accept the challenge.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

And he probably pronounces it "sequel".

What a fucking choad.

That's how you fucking pronounce it. 25 years working with DBAs. The only people who pronounce it ES QUE ELL are new indian dev hires who quickly learn.

It’s crazy listening to an unelected bureaucrat argue for the elimination of others. It really sounds like he’s arguing for something much closer to a direct democracy, eliminating the judicial branch, and giving the executive branch the authority to nullify laws created by prior congresses, signed by prior presidents, that survived judicial challenge…

So the only way for us to save money in our government is to eliminate all the professionals in the executive branch that were put there by congress, presumably in order to make our government more responsive to the will of the people… and make the president a king? Cool cool cool

then his little lap dog Trump is like, “don’t forget that thing you made up that’s not nearly as important as anything you just said that will make dumb people mad!”

At this point it’s up to our judicial branch to stop this fuckery. Quite the test of our constitution…

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57 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Elon -- who inherited his money -- has somehow forgotten about inheritances, and seems to not understand that there's a real estate market. What a dumb fucking moron. I'm not sure if he understands the difference between judiciary and bureaucracy - doesn't seem like it.

Yeah, he don't understand the DC market. My dad still is pissed he did not buy in Arlington Heights back in 1990.

That's how you fucking pronounce it. 25 years working with DBAs. The only people who pronounce it ES QUE ELL are new indian dev hires who quickly learn.

He said SQL?
25 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

That's how you fucking pronounce it. 25 years working with DBAs. The only people who pronounce it ES QUE ELL are new indian dev hires who quickly learn.

Uh, I pronounce it skewl. So whatever.

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

The way Donald turns away from the kid with pure disgust is actually kind of hilarious 

Musk or his son?

Also, between the Hairy Balls joke and the circumcision and 69 jokes, and calling people retards, and being obsessed with video game scores, it’s pretty clear why Musk surrounds himself with teenagers and 20-somethings.  They are the only ones who understand him.

Musk or his son?
Also, between the Hairy Balls joke and the circumcision and 69 jokes, and calling people retards, and being obsessed with video game scores, it’s pretty clear why Musk surrounds himself with teenagers and 20-somethings.  They are the only ones who understand him.

That’s not entirely true. They’re the only ones who are weak and pathetic enough to totally subjugate themselves to him without knowing it’s pathetic and having a glimmer of self-loathing show on their face. They actually ENJOY the taste of Elon’s cock.

It’ll take a couple years but trump is going to get sick of Elon. I was shocked Trump didn’t even fake a positive expression in that video, he just looks annoyed.  

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, he don't understand the DC market. My dad still is pissed he did not buy in Arlington Heights back in 1990.

His team of neonazi incels is going to "audit" people even though nobody on his team is an accountant. 

9 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Low key one of the most destructive myths American culture developed was the idea that fascists made the trains run on time. 

Well, certainly not the Italian fascists.

 

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6 hours ago, Chopper said:

This one's for the techies. 

I had to look into it, because I'm not a techie but **every** relational database uses SQL.

 

Uh, yeah Elon is a dumb lying taint.

The amount of SQL databases used by the U.S. government is staggering.

Anyone that takes Elon seriously in this DOGE effort is a fucking fool.

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3 hours ago, B00M said:

Easier to share this with the olds you need to convince with a YouTube link

 

This guy is retarded. The things he says are beyond the pale. Disgusting. Full President Musk ramble.

 

 

13 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

This guy is retarded. The things he says are beyond the pale. Disgusting. Full President Musk ramble.

 

 

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It’ll take a couple years but trump is going to get sick of Elon. I was shocked Trump didn’t even fake a positive expression in that video, he just looks annoyed.  

It’ll be way too late by then
42 minutes ago, C-Man said:


It’ll be way too late by then

1- No it won't.

2- Look at the messenger. Means Elon gets to go on a rocket ride pretty soon.

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3 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

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Legit WTF is going on here

 

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11 hours ago, B00M said:

Easier to share this with the olds you need to convince with a YouTube link

 

Why does he feel it’s necessary to trot out his ugly ass kid for every appearance now?  If it’s for image rehabilitation it’s not working. 

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why does he feel it’s necessary to trot out his ugly ass kid for every appearance now?  If it’s for image rehabilitation it’s not working. 

I think it's a meat shield kind of situation - he's been doing it since the Angry Luigi incident 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

I think it's a meat shield kind of situation - he's been doing it since the Angry Luigi incident 

Sometimes you get a little bit of collateral damage. I would be ok with it in this case. It’s not like he doesn’t have half a hundred more bastard kids running around that have a high likelihood of turning into the same piece of shit he is. 

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

It’ll take a couple years but trump is going to get sick of Elon. I was shocked Trump didn’t even fake a positive expression in that video, he just looks annoyed.  

Trump doesn’t really care about cutting govt spending. He cares about power. Once he’s cut some govt workers in retribution, his attention will go elsewhere.

he may have to put up with Elon because Elons money and his willingness to spend it can keep the congress GOP in line. They don’t want Elon supporting a primary opponent. 

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5 hours ago, ultimaton said:

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Legit WTF is going on here

It's a slow transformation.

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14 hours ago, Chopper said:

This one's for the techies. 

I had to look into it, because I'm not a techie but **every** relational database uses SQL.

 

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I’ve stopped following because this is who we are and we deserve it, but I had to check in to make sure we are making fun of the dipshit tech programming genius for not knowing what SQL is.

It’d be like saying the government doesn’t use html. I don’t know, I’m not even a real techie, but that statement is beyond absurd and confirms that he knows less than nothing.

15 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

It’d be like saying the government doesn’t use html. I don’t know, I’m not even a real techie, but that statement is beyond absurd and confirms that he knows less than nothing.

He knows whatever the teens and 20-somethings around him have told him.  

Dear Elon: I love my FSD. However I'd like to be able to use it to drive on a clear, straight 2-lane country road without swerving head-on into the only other vehicle on it. Can you please make that happen?

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I got my 2025 dual motor about 2 weeks ago and have LOVED it! I’ve been enjoying FSD and all its cool features. I did have a big scare the other day and wanted to share/get advice. Backstory to the video, it has trouble turning into my driveway, it always wants to turn into the plant nursery beside my driveway (even though it has it right in the map) and I was recording it to show my dad the issue. I was telling him about it earlier that day. There was a truck coming from the other direction and it tried to turn right as the the truck was passing. If I wouldn’t have snatched the wheel it could have been a head on collision. In the moment I didn’t think to send in the reason I intervened with FSD. I did save the dash cam footage. Is there a way to report it now? Also has anyone had issues like this? This is my first Tesla and I’m worried about using FSD again.

 

for the video-

 

34 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Dear Elon: I love my FSD. However I'd like to be able to use it to drive on a clear, straight 2-lane country road without swerving head-on into the only other vehicle on it. Can you please make that happen?

for the video-

 


At this point you’re a fucking idiot for using FSD.  It’s never going to be trustworthy. 

9 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

This guy is retarded. The things he says are beyond the pale. Disgusting. Full President Musk ramble.

 

 

Does he have a speech impediment? Lotsa sentence fragments there.

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