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6 hours ago, safe sex said:

Literal Monty Burns hands

Watching him with his kid there is like 

 

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is really interesting. I know there are (were?) larger programs than that. For instance INL aviation is pretty damn big, but is that per year over 5? The Advisor support for Peacekeeping operations is forecasted at 750M over 5 years.

A few things I spot.

1- Award date. End of the fiscal year so they can use unpledged funds.

2- The NAICS code is all fucked up.

311999 - All Other Miscellaneous Food Manufacturing

The proper NAICS is

336992 - Military Armored Vehicle, Tank and Tank Component Manufacturing

But there are others that are messed up. I like the one for local guard services for belgium.

311830 - Tortilla Manufacturing

So where are you going to charge these things out in the middle of no where?

This is just the procurement forecast and so other cost centers won’t be here.  INL aviation isn’t a procurement. 
 

That many armored Teslas, I have to think the plan is to make Tesla the new default Ambo car instead of the existing Caddys. 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is just the procurement forecast and so other cost centers won’t be here.  INL aviation isn’t a procurement. 
 

That many armored Teslas, I have to think the plan is to make Tesla the new default Ambo car instead of the existing Caddys. 

Its on there. INL Worldwide Aviation. So are a few LGF's, etc.

yeah, its only about 400-500 cars when it is all said and done. So ambassador and maybe some extras around DC and key CONUS consulates. UN, etc.

 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Its on there. INL Worldwide Aviation. So are a few LGF's, etc.

yeah, its only about 400-500 cars when it is all said and done. So ambassador and maybe some extras around DC and key CONUS consulates. UN, etc.

 

Didn’t see it, mea culpa. 
 

LOL, enjoy everyone. The VIP car with flags flying and the police escort in every country is gonna be a fucking Tesla.  The new “standard of the world.” 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Didn’t see it, mea culpa. 
 

LOL, enjoy everyone. The VIP car with flags flying and the police escort in every country is gonna be a fucking Tesla.  The new “standard of the world.” 

And remember we laughed when that chechyn goat fucker got one and showed it off?

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

And remember we laughed when that chechyn goat fucker got one and showed it off?

Honestly they should give every Trump political ambo a Cybertruck and make him use it. 

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39 minutes ago, B00M said:


 

sub love GIF

 

Billy Bob Thornton has come a long way since the 90s.

Simon Cowell Wow GIF by America's Got Talent

 

Calling out Musk on how many millions of dollars he gets from the government every day, and how many billions in contracts he got last year.

 

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Musk is not going to be happy.  This does not mix with trying to drive everything through his infrastructure.  Plus, this stuff is not on the blockchain so it's not L33T.

 

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Leon: Payback is a motherfucker. You're going to sit there while my kid shit-talks you to your face.

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30 minutes ago, Chopper said:

leading to the death of all 3

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In a statement provided by the city, Dixon relatives said he had a “boundless enthusiasm for life,” was passionate about sports, and had a deep love for animals, especially his dog, Ruby.

“Soren lit up a room, made friends easily, smiled and laughed often, and had a unique ability to make everyone feel welcomed and valued,”

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I asked on another thread if this was legit.  Good to know it is.  Fuck both of these losers.

Shorter clip. He also says to Turnip, “I want you to shut your fucking mouth up.”

EDIT: sorry, forgot the clip.

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26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Shorter clip. He also says to Turnip, “I want you to shut your fucking mouth up.”

I don't know if he said that or what's claimed below, but either way, it's something that his dad said to him, or that he heard his dad tell Trump (I like this last theory - most kids know better than to insult adults, and Leon's kid felt extremely comfortable telling Trump that he's not the President, as he's sitting in the Oval Office).

 

Absolutely normal behavior from a 50 something year old man.

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What's the effective driving range on a fully-charged armored Tesla?  Half a mile or so?

Also, can you imagine landing some high-level job and thinking you get to roll around in one of those bad ass tricked out Escalades only to find out it's being replaced with a god damn Logitech mouse looking piece of Tesla shit?  Must be demoralizing.

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13 hours ago, TornACL said:

Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office? 

A grown man wearing a hat inside goes against my raising, especially in a formal setting like an interview in the goddamn White House.

 

 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Also, can you imagine landing some high-level job and thinking you get to roll around in one of those bad ass tricked out Escalades only to find out it's being replaced with a god damn Logitech mouse looking piece of Tesla shit?  Must be demoralizing.

It's also highly impractical and not road legal in many countries.

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

It's also highly impractical and not road legal in many countries.

Practicality and legality have nothing to do with grifting.

17 hours ago, Captainant said:

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Elmo starting to look a lot like that asshole Herbstreit using those damn dogs being his meat shield from how awful he is

13 hours ago, dcbc said:

will send him packing tooth sweet. 

This is high art.

13 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

If this is true then Jack Dorsey had it all too and did absolutely nothing with it

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Practicality and legality have nothing to do with grifting.

Obviously but neither does the comfort of the people riding in it, which is what i was adding to your comment...so I don't get your point and I wasn't disagreeing with you. It's not like a country gets to decide they can drive diplomats in whatever type of vehicle they want. Russia, for instance, couldn't import an Armata tank to drive their diplos around in because it's not road legal in the US. 

16 minutes ago, Mole said:

This is high art.

It actually is a failure of speech to text.  But funnier still.

Russia's going to build a Maginot Line made out of car washes to defend against our new Cybertruck force.

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10 hours ago, Chopper said:

Take a wild guess at which one of these 2023 high school graduates was driving a dorkmobile while high on cocaine and with a BAC of .195

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and did this

 

leading to the death of all 3

I incorrectly would have guessed the one in the middle.  Maybe the Incel-Caminos need that armor addition (not that we-the-people should have to pay for it).

 

Better advice:

 

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/I can't decide if I like name Incel-Camino or Wank-Panzer better.

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23 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

If this is true then Jack Dorsey had it all too and did absolutely nothing with it

I would imagine that while Dorsey has custody of the DMs as the operator of Twitter, he wasn't going in and breaking the glass to snoop on accounts. It's bad for business, or at least it is if you're not an apparatus of the State

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Obviously but neither does the comfort of the people riding in it, which is what i was adding to your comment...so I don't get your point and I wasn't disagreeing with you. It's not like a country gets to decide they can drive diplomats in whatever type of vehicle they want. Russia, for instance, couldn't import an Armata tank to drive their diplos around in because it's not road legal in the US. 

I'm not disagreeing with you either, just pointing out that being impractical and not street legal means jack shit to these fucks.  They'll spend the $400MM, find out they can't use half of them and blow another $200MM on Escalades.  Because efficiency and shit.

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm not disagreeing with you either, just pointing out that being impractical and not street legal means jack shit to these fucks.  They'll spend the $400MM, find out they can't use half of them and blow another $200MM on Escalades.  Because efficiency and shit.

That is why there are other procurement actions for armored vehicles scheduled. A lot can happen between now and September. Musk could piss someone off. Someone who matters. Like one of the kids. Maybe say something wrong to Ivanka.

End of year fiscal spending is very interesting to watch. if it was urgent and compelling, and sole source like this one is set up to be, they rush it through.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't know if he said that or what's claimed below, but either way, it's something that his dad said to him, or that he heard his dad tell Trump (I like this last theory - most kids know better than to insult adults, and Leon's kid felt extremely comfortable telling Trump that he's not the President, as he's sitting in the Oval Office).

 

I wouldn't be surprised if that kid pees on Trump next time.

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12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't know if he said that or what's claimed below, but either way, it's something that his dad said to him, or that he heard his dad tell Trump (I like this last theory - most kids know better than to insult adults, and Leon's kid felt extremely comfortable telling Trump that he's not the President, as he's sitting in the Oval Office).

 

Kid's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

27 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Kid's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

We will see how Future King Joffrey does when a dwarf slaps him around.

36 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Kid's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Are you suggesting the children should be back in power?

Let's see what @realgreggym has to say about that.

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On 2/11/2025 at 7:54 PM, B00M said:

Easier to share this with the olds you need to convince with a YouTube link

 

O/U of people in this picture with shit in their pants: 2

35 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

O/U of people in this picture with shit in their pants: 2

I think you have to go 2.5 when considering sharts.

2 hours ago, F250 said:

I wouldn't be surprised if that kid pees on Trump next time.

Who could tell?

guadaloopy you could be sooo close to your 15 minutes of fame

But you won't take off your Joe Paterno glasses. Sad.

 

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who could've predicted...(When you show up for work in a clown car.)

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19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

who could've predicted...(When you show up for work in a clown car.)

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Well it's pretty obvious - buy a second cybertruck.

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Elon fucking Musk is the president of the United States.

And that might actually be worse than having TFG as the POTUS.

 

What a fucking timeline.

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