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25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Elon fucking Musk is the president of the United States.

And that might actually be worse than having TFG as the POTUS.

 

What a fucking timeline.

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Wait until McDonald's does its job and you get JV in office.

who knew that when ebay bought paypal in 2002 that it would lead to the ruin of the united states?

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Elon fucking Musk is the president of the United States.

And that might actually be worse than having TFG as the POTUS.

What a fucking timeline.

Say what you want about our head of state and his advisors meeting with India's head of state and his advisors, but they look happy to see one another, which has been a concern in the past.

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A whole lot of shit is about to go down.

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Well first you got your olds on Medicare. Thats like three generations of takers right there.

Then the poors are on Medicaid. He must’ve forgotten about them. They cant drive themselves to the football games you see.

Then vets. Or as dotard calls them, suckers and fools.

And we have Zoomers, who until we remove redtape arent allowed to work.

Then you have Arkansas. We’d forget them too except they smell so bad.

And finally you have Oklahoma. Will Rogers was from there and he says if you cant say something nice about somebody dont say anything at all. Well since he lived there, he probably kept his mouth shut most of the time.

biggest tick on the corpus of the federal government claiming others are parasites. irony is dead.

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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The brilliant work of tech genius Apartheid Clyde example 69,420,888. Yes, this is (was) real. 

 

 

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Now that they've fixed it, I had a look at their real website and it's way dumber than the hacked one.

I wonder how much money DOGE is spending to . . . slash fiscal waste?

8 hours ago, Captainant said:

Gotta love when the ruling oligarch is referring to the citizens of America as the "parasite class". Shit, slashing NOAA is gonna fuck us six ways to Sunday when hurricane season hits 

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/trump-team-looks-to-drastically-cut-noaa-staff-and-budget/

DOGE paid em a visit last week.

My BFF is an environmental scientist down in Australia and he says it’s pure chaos down there with NOAA and other research being frozen here. Basically nothing is happening there either. What that says about the foreign dependence on American dollars and research is for another thread. But point is, research around the globe is suffering which probably won’t affect the world negatively at all /s

stickers from everyonehateselon_ insta account at https://swasticarstickers.shop/

Also Wired reports swasticar sales were down in Spain by a staggering 73% in January - "a maga hat on wheels" 

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musks-toxicity-could-spell-disaster-for-tesla/

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edit - from 404 media before the doge defacing https://www.404media.co/elon-musks-waste-gov-is-just-a-wordpress-theme-placeholder-page/

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17 minutes ago, JMFP said:

 

 

 

Meanwhile:

 

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Selling fewer than ever cars too! Or are they an AI company now? 

Selling fewer than ever cars too! Or are they an AI company now? 

They’re a self dealing grift off the government teet company now, and business looks pretty good for the next four years at least.
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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

My BFF is an environmental scientist down in Australia and he says it’s pure chaos down there with NOAA and other research being frozen here. Basically nothing is happening there either. What that says about the foreign dependence on American dollars and research is for another thread. But point is, research around the globe is suffering which probably won’t affect the world negatively at all /s

Musk, even though he was supposedly an economics major and does business around the world, and other administration officials who ostensibly have business degrees, probably don’t have a fucking clue about why things like NOAA have a global reach - it’s because the US is a global economic and military power, and the two go hand-in-hand.  American companies can’t buy and sell around the globe if we can’t secure the sea lanes and help stabilize various countries, and we can’t sail or fly our military around the globe without accurate weather forecasts.

These morons would completely pull all of the military back to the US, stop aiding other countries, and then stand there dumbfounded as a lot of places in the world descend into chaos and wonder why so many large American companies are failing as China and India replace us globally.

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Musk, even though he was supposedly an economics major and does business around the world, and other administration officials who ostensibly have business degrees, probably don’t have a fucking clue about why things like NOAA have a global reach - it’s because the US is a global economic and military power, and the two go hand-in-hand.  American companies can’t buy and sell around the globe if we can’t secure the sea lanes and help stabilize various countries, and we can’t sail or fly our military around the globe without accurate weather forecasts.

These morons would completely pull all of the military back to the US, stop aiding other countries, and then stand there dumbfounded as a lot of places in the world descend into chaos and wonder why so many large American companies are failing as China and India replace us globally.

They don't care about other countries.  They want to turn the military inward - towards internal political opposition.  This is the authoritarian handbook rule on the use of the military.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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A whole lot of shit is about to go down.

 

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

biggest tick on the corpus of the federal government claiming others are parasites. irony is dead.

 

Christ, this guys distain for humanity really knows no bounds. Calling people who use government services parasites really is just degrading. This is what government was made for and what the US government has especially been top notch at lifting up people with major needs into success stories.

And yes, him calling people that is ironic, given ...

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1 hour ago, JMFP said:

 

 

 

Meanwhile:

 

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That's looking at a big window of a year. But look at the last 2 months, that hasn't been great. That's a 25% drop in price since that insane high mid-Dec. It has a way to go to wipe out the post-election gains, but that's the current trend, with a lot of groups downgrading Tesla.

Is this has it continues? We'll see.

 

I'm trying to solve the puzzle.  I just can't figure out why they targeted Jasmine Crockett, and not say Kevin Kern (R-OK) who is worth 40X that amount?
 

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They really are dumber than a box of rocks. In case folks didn't see the update on the Thompson Reuters contract

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Suspicious Kenan Thompson GIF by Saturday Night Live

A whole lot of shit is about to go down.

I wonder how Sydney and or Hot Ones feels about their inclusion in the propaganda machine?

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https://www.distractify.com/p/elon-musk-posts-judge-daughter

 

Elon seemingly took action against McConnell's decision by making his daughter a target. On Feb. 10, 2025, the billionaire reposted an X post from journalist Laura Loomer. In her post, Laura shared screenshots that proved McConnell's daughter, Catherine McConnell, works at the Department of Education. The post included his daughter's LinkedIn profile photo and bio, where she wrote she's the Senior Advisor for the department. It also showed a screenshot of one of Catherine's financial disclosure forms from the department.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm trying to solve the puzzle.  I just can't figure out why they targeted Jasmine Crockett, and not say Kevin Kern (R-OK) who is worth 40X that amount?
 

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Come to think of it, Donald j Trump seems to have quite a real estate portfolio for someone who has a government salary in the 200k range that he supposedly donates anyway.  How is that possible???

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

https://www.distractify.com/p/elon-musk-posts-judge-daughter

 

Elon seemingly took action against McConnell's decision by making his daughter a target. On Feb. 10, 2025, the billionaire reposted an X post from journalist Laura Loomer. In her post, Laura shared screenshots that proved McConnell's daughter, Catherine McConnell, works at the Department of Education. The post included his daughter's LinkedIn profile photo and bio, where she wrote she's the Senior Advisor for the department. It also showed a screenshot of one of Catherine's financial disclosure forms from the department.

 

This is one thing that a male podcaster recently pointed out about Musk, and he's done it for years: when confronted by men, he never directdly attacks the men invovled in the situation - he goes after women around them, wives, daughters, co-workers, etc. This podcaster made a comment about one of the doge boys on his solo podcast and he attacked his female co-host on a different podcast in tandem with him. But he named her first.

What a pussy.

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15 minutes ago, NoName said:

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They really are dumber than a box of rocks. In case folks didn't see the update on the Thompson Reuters contract

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Between his wealth, his platform, and his complete disregard for truth, I'm not sure there's ever been a more dangerous person in our country.

15 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

This is one thing that a male podcaster recently pointed out about Musk, and he's done it for years: when confronted by men, he never directdly attacks the men invovled in the situation - he goes after women around them, wives, daughters, co-workers, etc. This podcaster made a comment about one of the doge boys on his solo podcast and he attacked his female co-host on a different podcast in tandem with him. But he named her first.

What a pussy.

Buncha fucking tiny dicked incels acting like choads. God help us all, they represent the majority of Americans now whether we like it or not

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

stickers from everyonehateselon_ insta account at https://swasticarstickers.shop/

Also Wired reports swasticar sales were down in Spain by a staggering 73% in January - "a maga hat on wheels" 

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musks-toxicity-could-spell-disaster-for-tesla/

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edit - from 404 media before the doge defacing https://www.404media.co/elon-musks-waste-gov-is-just-a-wordpress-theme-placeholder-page/

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Holy shit, I am a goddam soothsayer.
 

 

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

That's looking at a big window of a year. But look at the last 2 months, that hasn't been great. That's a 25% drop in price since that insane high mid-Dec. It has a way to go to wipe out the post-election gains, but that's the current trend, with a lot of groups downgrading Tesla.

Is this has it continues? We'll see.

 

Heck with it.  I’m buyin’ puts.

On 2/4/2025 at 12:22 PM, NoName said:

You are a dumb fuck. You are the issue with this whole situation, you specifically. Your uneducated dumbass, specifically. 

It was all fully transparent until it was taken down after it was proven that the in contraceptives that went to the Gaza Province in Mozambique, not Gaza in Israel, and a other province.

You are the dumbest motherfucker on this website.

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Maybe where they'll send al the Palestinians to make room for the Casinos and resorts.

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

They're scared of her.

They are most definitely not. It's over. They're just fucking with the loudest Dems left because it's fun for them.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

He will 100% do it.

Honestly you have to figure that was already given willingly or placed in a vulnerable new computer system that happened to be hacked by Russia and China 

DOGE going at it with firing over a thousand employees from various DOE offices, including the NUCLEAR SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

President Donald Trump's administration has laid off between 1,200 and 2,000 employees at the Department of Energy (DOE), including staff from the nuclear security administration and the loans office, two sources familiar with the decision told Reuters.

Democratic lawmakers confirmed to the outlet that the layoffs also impact workers at national laboratories, hydroelectric plants and Cold War-era nuclear sites.

The DOE employs approximately 14,000 federal workers and oversees 95,000 contractors across various energy and security sectors.

According to two sources, the layoffs followed the arrival of three representatives from billionaire Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) at the agency.

One source revealed that approximately 325 employees have been dismissed from the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), which oversees the U.S. nuclear weapons fleet and works to secure radiological materials worldwide.

 

6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

DOGE going at it with firing over a thousand employees from various DOE offices, including the NUCLEAR SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

President Donald Trump's administration has laid off between 1,200 and 2,000 employees at the Department of Energy (DOE), including staff from the nuclear security administration and the loans office, two sources familiar with the decision told Reuters.

Democratic lawmakers confirmed to the outlet that the layoffs also impact workers at national laboratories, hydroelectric plants and Cold War-era nuclear sites.

The DOE employs approximately 14,000 federal workers and oversees 95,000 contractors across various energy and security sectors.

According to two sources, the layoffs followed the arrival of three representatives from billionaire Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) at the agency.

One source revealed that approximately 325 employees have been dismissed from the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), which oversees the U.S. nuclear weapons fleet and works to secure radiological materials worldwide.

 

Don't worry.  Elon is just going to put AI in charge of our nuclear weapons fleet.  AI (and crypto, of course) are the solutions to...well...EVERYTHING.

What could go wrong?

 

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't worry.  Elon is just going to put AI in charge of our nuclear weapons fleet.  AI (and crypto, of course) are the solutions to...well...EVERYTHING.

What could go wrong?

 

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It's time.

To put our nukes on the blockchain.

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40 minutes ago, Captainant said:

DOGE going at it with firing over a thousand employees from various DOE offices, including the NUCLEAR SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

President Donald Trump's administration has laid off between 1,200 and 2,000 employees at the Department of Energy (DOE), including staff from the nuclear security administration and the loans office, two sources familiar with the decision told Reuters.

Democratic lawmakers confirmed to the outlet that the layoffs also impact workers at national laboratories, hydroelectric plants and Cold War-era nuclear sites.

The DOE employs approximately 14,000 federal workers and oversees 95,000 contractors across various energy and security sectors.

According to two sources, the layoffs followed the arrival of three representatives from billionaire Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) at the agency.

One source revealed that approximately 325 employees have been dismissed from the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), which oversees the U.S. nuclear weapons fleet and works to secure radiological materials worldwide.

 

Things continue to go smoothly for Swastikar CEO Musk

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