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I do not believe there is a tabloid reporter, I think that Ashley crashed out because it was Valentine’s Day and she realized she had a child with the worlds richest man who won’t even call her.

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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Why does she have a porn star name?

All other white Maga names were taken. She had to stand out at MAL somehow.

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3 hours ago, GW Hayduke said:

We have laws and a criminal justice system to hold people accountable for inappropriate conduct. We shouldn't want and shouldn't honor those who commit assassinations and murder.   

If what the CEO was doing broke the law, then he should have been prosecuted.  If what the CEO did wasn't against law and people feel that what he did was inappropriate, then they should change the law.   

We don't want random dumbasses running around town who are stuck in weird information bubbles conducting assassinations against people they feel are "bad" and should be murdered. That is stupid. That is gross and immoral. 

I don't necessarily disagree with you that vigilante justice is bad, but what else are we left with when A) our healthcare system is set up to not just allow but mandate an unnecessary middleman like health insurance companies with effectively no oversight at all, B) our legal system is set up to allow people like him to effectively kill tens of thousands via company policy with no possibility of repercussion, and C) A and B cannot change because our government is entirely captive to corporate interests?

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Laws mean nothing to these people. Trump even admits it. When a class is above the law, what recourse do the “parasites” have?

He not only admits it, he practices it. How many violent criminals, even some with criminal pasts or currently serving jail time for a different violent offense, received a presidential pardon for beating police over the head, pepper spraying them, or just generally smashing the hell out of them? I put far better than even odd that was intended to send a message to opponents and supporters, alike. 

But, yeah, sure we're the ones who will get our faces eaten by leopards due to our "Reign of Terror." 

Meanwhile, who needs a government for auto safety, drug safety, environmental protection, overall general health of the populace, functioning medical care, nuclear safety, a functioning Treasury, a strong network of int'l allies, or even safe and secure elections, when Musk and his dipshit minions can be cozying up with autocrats like Putin and Orban, selling out American soft power across the world and putting people in harm's way while doing so just to make Elon and his billionaire friends even wealthier and more powerful. 

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edit: so it turns out Luckovich was fooled by an email and his cartoon hadn't been removed. He corrected it later.

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16 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Not taking sides, but she might be kinda crazy.

Well yeah she (apparently) chose to have a kid with him, or chose to ignore the following educational video in grade school

 

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Going after park rangers and the speculation is that this is to prepare the way to fuck with the parks in general,   

 

All done by Donald, Elon, and the nazi kids, people who have no appreciation for National Parks or nature. People who have never had a real job and look down on the very idea of work itself.

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Going after park rangers and the speculation is that this is to prepare the way to fuck with the parks in general,   

 

The plan is to destroy the national parks and then sell much of the acreage back to states or to wealthy individuals.

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edit - the xitter post alleged to have been from Ashley St Clare was a fake, and the news that it was an ivf child "with enhancements" or whatever, is false/unknown.

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“Elon managed the process and assured me everything would be alright. Our little one's DNA now includes enhancements from other organisms for superior intelligence &
health and we couldn't be happier.”


Elon out there genetically experimenting with these woman that are more than willing to go along with it to get a big payday. It’s honestly weird and disturbing.

4 minutes ago, Covri said:

“Elon managed the process and assured me everything would be alright. Our little one's DNA now includes enhancements from other organisms for superior intelligence &
health and we couldn't be happier.”


Elon out there genetically experimenting with these woman that are more than willing to go along with it to get a big payday. It’s honestly weird and disturbing.

Dude is a real life Dr. Evil creating a platoon of Mini Mes.

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Well yeah she (apparently) chose to have a kid with him, or chose to ignore the following educational video in grade school

 

God I miss Phil Hartman.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Other organisms?

Mostly brain worms.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Other organisms?

Fuck. Do you want Aliens? Because this is how you get Aliens.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not taking sides, but she might be kinda crazy.

Not sure what is giving you that vibe 

 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

The plan is to destroy the national parks and then sell much of the acreage back to states or to wealthy individuals.

This.

It's not any more complicated than this.  You don't have to trust me: they have fucking TOLD us as much -- see the efforts by Wyoming legislators to have all federal land (save Yellowstone, no idea why it should be excepted) in the state turned over to the state.  Where it will be sold off and/or developed.

This is about bolstering and finishing the job of a system that 1) transfers immense wealth to a class of increasingly untouchable billionaires, then once they have sufficient cash, 2) converting the property of the commonwealth into property to be sold in bulk to...untouchable billionaires.

In short, this is about transferring the actual ownership of the United States of America -- not theoretical or metaphorical, but actual -- to a handful of untouchable billionaires.

Nothing belongs to "we the people."  Nothing.  Not a single thing.  Every bit of it is already owned (metaphorically) or will be owned (actually) by a handful of billionaires who are entirely above and untouchable by the law.

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10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck. Do you want Aliens? Because this is how you get Aliens.

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Lol Leon convinced this dumb bitch he is using CRISPR on implantable embryos 

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Other organisms?

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You know, our founding fathers knew that someday someone would fuck up all their hard work. They hardwired in solutions so that normal people could assemble and keep federal leaders in check if they went off the rails because its happened over and over throughout history. 
 
https://www.heritage.org/the-essential-second-amendment/the-origins-the-second-amendment
The right to keep and bear arms for self-preservation may vest in the individual, but it also secures a collective resistance against large-scale threats to liberty. The founding generation well understood that people who lack the means to defend and enforce their rights are not, in any meaningful sense, free. For centuries, ruling monarchs had often disarmed the general population and then employed professional armies or loyal “select” militias to impose their tyrannical rule on a defenseless people.
 

Or, hear me out because this is verbatim from the Federalist Papers, the Founding Fathers believed that people should be able to defend themselves from “foreign invaders, natives, and armed factions” without being dependent on a central government miles or oceans away.

Then those same citizens (or militias) could be called upon to put down insurrectionists who attempted to rise against the government. We know this because it’s also directly from the Constitution. Because it’s embedded in the Constitution, the founding fathers did not believe that citizens should be able to use their rights under the 2nd amendment to rise up against a corrupt government.

NRA has used propaganda to perpetuate this myth by misattributing founding father quotes. It makes me sick.
1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:

the founding fathers did not believe that citizens should be able to use their rights under the 2nd amendment to rise up against a corrupt government.

NRA has used propaganda to perpetuate this myth by misattributing founding father quotes. It makes me sick.

The irony of course being that it turns out that, misattributing shit or not, the NRA may have been right.

And the irony of THAT is of course the truth that the NRA is only interested in the people rising up against a democratic government.  If the government is a fascist authoritarian one, the NRA gameplan is for those citizens to become that government's violent enforcement arm, not TECHNICALLY part of the government, so not restrained by the Constitution or similar nonsense.

18 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

They are planing on turning over the Wyoming parks to the state who is itching to auction them off

And once they lose park or monument status, the Antiquities Act can’t bring them back. Null and void in Wyoming, the only state where that is true. Would have to be an act of Congress to bring them back into the system. 
 

For real, this is going to cause some massive protests if it happens. And I’ll be at the forefront. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And once they lose park or monument status, the Antiquities Act can’t bring them back. Null and void in Wyoming, the only state where that is true. Would have to be an act of Congress to bring them back into the system. 
 

For real, this is going to cause some massive protests if it happens. And I’ll be at the forefront. 

And you'll be beaten for your troubles by the new Presidential DOGE Enforcement Troops, operating under the command of DOGE and its Senior Military Officer, Big Balls.

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52 minutes ago, Covri said:

“Elon managed the process and assured me everything would be alright. Our little one's DNA now includes enhancements from other organisms for superior intelligence &
health and we couldn't be happier.”


Elon out there genetically experimenting with these woman that are more than willing to go along with it to get a big payday. It’s honestly weird and disturbing.

She is batshit. Shocker. 

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She is batshit. Shocker. 

Fits right in.

17 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m on record many times in this thread disavowing Musk without reservation.   He’s a piece of shit.  So again… fuck off.  
 

So sell your tesla(s) and stop defending them. Otherwise, based on the negs, your actions are much louder than your words. 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Lol Leon convinced this dumb bitch he is using CRISPR on implantable embryos 

LOL and despite his success at her falling for his bullshit he didn't even get laid.

King of the Incels.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

LOL and despite his success at her falling for his bullshit he didn't even get laid.

King of the Incels.

I’m pretty sure if you are a billionaire, you are a Volcel

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

The plan is to destroy the national parks and then sell much of the acreage back to states or to wealthy individuals.

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i blame fucking yellowstone !!!!

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

LOL and despite his success at her falling for his bullshit he didn't even get laid.

King of the Incels.

Yeah this might be the single most unrelatable thing about this psycho, which says a lot. He’ll give his stalkers kids but he won’t actually fuck them. Are you kidding me 

The U.S. oligarchy abuses everyone, left and right. It's not a cultural flashpoint, and there are so many examples of how the 90% are screwed. 

3 hours ago, Covri said:

“Elon managed the process and assured me everything would be alright. Our little one's DNA now includes enhancements from other organisms for superior intelligence &
health and we couldn't be happier.”


Elon out there genetically experimenting with these woman that are more than willing to go along with it to get a big payday. It’s honestly weird and disturbing.

I fixed the OP. Didn't know because I don't have a xitter account. 

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19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I fixed the OP. Didn't know because I don't have a xitter account. 

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I’m usually skeptical and check sources first on anything that sounds remotely fake. This? Seemed so on brand for Elon that I believed it without a second thought. 

1 hour ago, B00M said:

He’ll give his stalkers kids but he won’t actually fuck them.

Well I think they won’t actually fuck him.

2 hours ago, B00M said:

So sell your tesla(s) and stop defending them. Otherwise, based on the negs, your actions are much louder than your words. 

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Matt Berger of Space City Weather fame is sounding the alarm on NOAA getting kneecapped

https://www.chron.com/gulf-coast/article/national-weather-service-doge-trust-20167595.php

Despite Lutnick's assurances, a politicized NOAA could be a real problem, Berger told Chron this week.

"Certainly if you wanted to say the planet is no longer warming, one way to do that is just to stop measuring temperatures," he said. "I very much doubt that will happen, but they renamed the Gulf of Mexico, so who knows?"

Project 2025 also calls for the National Weather Service to be privatized, contending commercialization of the agency's proprietary technologies will increase competition. But in reality, Berger said, even weather companies in the private sector—including his—rely on NOAA's data to do their jobs. That includes weather apps on the typical smartphone and the dozen or so AI models in various stages of development.

"All of them require a coherent set of initial conditions, which is primarily government-collected data," Berger said. "If you take that away, those models are no good—garbage in, garbage out. You've gotta have a good set of initial conditions."

23 hours ago, Captainant said:

The terminations are part of massive effort by President Donald Trump to slash the ranks of the federal workforce, a project he began on his first day in office, less than a month ago.

I laughed at this part.  Dotard has no fucking clue what's going on.

12 hours ago, aggie08 said:

While it certainly feels like laws and the criminal justice system are hilarious overmatched when it comes to the rich and powerful (and they are), I agree that vigilante "justice" ain't going to make things better.

Peaceful protests don't work.  Boycotts don't work.  Elections don't work.

What the hell else is there?

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Let's just say that Elon('s wealth) was liquidated.  We could provide $1000 per person or $4000 per family of 4.  It would seem like giving 300,000,000 people enough money to buy eggs would be a better investment than having 1 person tear down our democracy.  It also seems like a cost savings I could get behind...

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