February 22Feb 22 1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said: @RDCanecutter could write a creative week's worth of gold here. I am a good loyal American, and would never think or write anything not in sync with the goals of our President.
February 23Feb 23 I would respond with Trump's exact schedule for that week. "Played golf. Tweeted at 2am. Played golf." Or the tried and true "many important meetings and phone calls."
February 23Feb 23 I know he's been here for awhile, but Elon onstage in his Risky Business shades fighting Big Government with a chainsaw gives off a foreign exchange student showing up at a pool party in a Speedo vibe.
February 23Feb 23 I would respond with Trump's exact schedule for that week. "Played golf. Tweeted at 2am. Played golf." Or the tried and true "many important meetings and phone calls."“Executive time”
February 23Feb 23 2 hours ago, miguelito said: I would respond with Trump's exact schedule for that week. "Played golf. Tweeted at 2am. Played golf." Or the tried and true "many important meetings and phone calls." “Paid off another claim against Baron with the best non-disclosure clause ever”
February 23Feb 23 5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: Unsurprisingly since it’s established law that federal employee resignations have to be voluntary. You're adorable.
February 23Feb 23 I would get ChatGPT to write my bullet points. Maybe an entrepreneur could start a website that tailors bullet points for these people. Make it a weekly subscription of say $5 and you'll be retired on a beach collecting 20% in no time.
February 23Feb 23 Argo fuck yourselfYou are guilty by association whether you want to be or not. Get rid of that pos.
February 23Feb 23 Elmo is a garbage person that does not deserve to live in America. North Korea seems to be more up his alley.
February 23Feb 23 11 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said: I don't even know what this tweet means. Fucking morons. Guess I'll be sure to check my email to understand something that someone did last week. Glad I'm not on vacation. TPS reports
February 23Feb 23 Employees have to summarize their week with five bullet points? I assume that Grok AI will analyze the bulletin points and decide if the employee performed well enough and if the job is needed. I hope the AI is secure since I assume that some employees who work in sensitive areas will have to respond with detailing said secret tasks if they want to keep their job. as always who elected Musk, a recent citizen, and his AI to rework the entire govt labor force, that even the president can’t fire. Edited February 23Feb 23 by Nice Guy Eddie
February 23Feb 23 On 2/21/2025 at 8:08 PM, Born to Run said: Trump and Musk do owe thier success to a rare but effective power of delusion, mental illness, personality disorders, lack of shame and lack of empathy. These guys feel emboldened.It's rather Amazing. Musk believes he can fix all of our problems despite many business failures. Same with Cheeto. It must be liberating to be able to act like a complete asshat daily and not have a tinge of regret. If I saw video of myself doing the Musk leap or the two dick dance I'd forever wallow in shame. We call it luck and being born on third base. Sure there was some hard work, but that’s also the owners of tons of companies that didn’t Make it. The bulk was just being lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time.
February 23Feb 23 9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said: I would get ChatGPT to write my bullet points. Maybe an entrepreneur could start a website that tailors bullet points for these people. Make it a weekly subscription of say $5 and you'll be retired on a beach collecting 20% in no time. Nobody is readying like 2 million individual emails ...But it's a great idea and you should absolutely do it and market it to NoVa and make bank
February 23Feb 23 9 hours ago, Chewbacca said: On 2/7/2025 at 11:47 PM, Biff Tannen said: Argo fuck yourself You are guilty by association whether you want to be or not. Get rid of that pos. The guys on the internet made me sell my car. Sorry honey.
February 23Feb 23 13 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said: The real ones know This needs to go on blast. Good to see you back. Hope your brother is doing better.
February 23Feb 23 Popular Post Just now, InkaUtexas said: This needs to go on blast. Good to see you back. Hope your brother is doing better. Yeah dude he's doing well, brain swelling went down enough for them to bring him out of the induced coma and now he's still in intensive care but awake and coherent but talking kind of wears him out after a bit. Doesn't seem to have any memory problems. He's extremely lucky. Doctors think he'll fully recover without anymore issues as long as he doesn't bump his noggin again anytime soon. Thanks for asking!
February 23Feb 23 If I was a federal employee my 5 bullet points would be Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Because I spit hot fire
February 23Feb 23 Popular Post 6 minutes ago, Chopper said: Cool. Now sanction him. Kick him and his companies out of Germany.
February 23Feb 23 4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Cool. Now sanction him. Kick him and his companies out of Germany. Probably won’t need to At the rate their sales are Frakturing.
February 23Feb 23 Elon accidentally acknowledges that the stock market and everyone’s 401k or equivalent did very well under Biden.
February 23Feb 23 One of my cousins is a doctor for the VA… I can’t wait to hear her stories about how some of her MAGA patients will respond to losing access.
February 23Feb 23 Popular Post 9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Elon accidentally acknowledges that the stock market and everyone’s 401k or equivalent did very well under Biden. If you are worth a million dollars (which really isn't some huge hurdle if you are a late 40 or on person who has had a decent+ paying job, a house, had paid it down and has saved in the market etc) Elon is worth 400,000 times more than you while you are only worth 40 times more than somebody who is only worth 25K. What a fuckbag Edited February 23Feb 23 by Surly Bevo
February 23Feb 23 6 minutes ago, YChang said: One of my cousins is a doctor for the VA… I can’t wait to hear her stories about how some of her MAGA patients will respond to losing access. Yeah, keep us in the loop on that one.
February 24Feb 24 1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said: If you are worth a million dollars (which really isn't some huge hurdle if you are a late 40 or on person who has had a decent+ paying job, a house, had paid it down and has saved in the market etc) Elon is worth 400,000 times more than you while you are only worth 40 times more than somebody who is only worth 25K. What a fuckbag From a citation-, and likely fact-free anonymous substack. https://amuseonx.substack.com/ On X, someone pointed out that if you bought a modest house in the DC area 30 years ago, you're probably a millionaire. But whether true or not, the underlying idea, that federal workers other than politicians, are enriching themselves on the tax payer's dollar, is insidious and insane.
February 24Feb 24 1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said: But whether true or not, the underlying idea, that federal workers other than politicians, are enriching themselves on the tax payer's dollar, is insidious and insane. Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
February 24Feb 24 3 hours ago, YChang said: One of my cousins is a doctor for the VA… I can’t wait to hear her stories about how some of her MAGA patients will respond to losing access. Torn between laughing at these fucks and my personal convictions (everyone gets healthcare even the fucking Nazis). I'm waiting for the inevitable whine fest from my MAGA mom and it's going to be hard not to laugh in my her face and tell her this is exactly what she wanted and is getting. e: Should have clarified that she is absolutely going to start whining about Medicare. Edited February 24Feb 24 by Brian Fantana
February 24Feb 24 Elmo left his prop behind on the stage, whoopsie poopsie (Re-uploading the video to surly) f8cund07xyke1DASH_480.mp4 Poor kid.
February 24Feb 24 14 minutes ago, Captainant said: Elmo left his prop behind on the stage, whoopsie poopsie (Re-uploading the video to surly) f8cund07xyke1DASH_480.mp4 1 MB · 0 downloads Poor kid. I've done that several times myself at HEB and Target.
February 24Feb 24 On 2/22/2025 at 1:12 PM, 956 Worldwide said: Texts with his new baby momma. I wonder how many of his IVF penpals are black, brown, or Asian
February 24Feb 24 19 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Employees have to summarize their week with five bullet points? I assume that Grok AI will analyze the bulletin points and decide if the employee performed well enough and if the job is needed. I hope the AI is secure since I assume that some employees who work in sensitive areas will have to respond with detailing said secret tasks if they want to keep their job. Yeah, about Grok. "Name the three most dangerous people to America" Grok: It’s tough to pin down the "three most dangerous" people to America in a definitive way—danger can mean different things depending on the angle: political influence, national security, economic disruption, or societal impact. Based on current trends, discussions, and what’s been on people’s minds in early 2025, here’s a take grounded in what’s out there. First, Donald Trump often tops lists. With his second term just underway as of January 2025, his plans for mass deportations, targeting political foes, and reshaping government—backed by a loyal base and a now-unrestrained online presence—give him real sway to shake things up. Critics point to his past denial of election results and January 6 as proof he can destabilize democracy itself; supporters see him as a threat only to the entrenched elite. Either way, his actions ripple hard. Second, Elon Musk keeps popping up too. By February 2025, his influence via X, his wealth, and his loud anti-regulation, anti-immigrant stances have made him a lightning rod. He’s not just a businessman anymore—he’s shaping narratives with over 200 million followers, pushing policies that could tank economies (like his warnings on U.S. debt), and even nudging Trump’s agenda. Some call him a chaos agent; others say he’s just amplifying what’s already broken. Third, Vladimir Putin rounds it out from the global stage. Russia’s war in Ukraine drags on, and with Assad’s fall in Syria late last year, Putin’s still flexing what’s left of his reach. His cyberattacks, energy plays, and alliances with China and Iran keep the U.S. on edge—think of the "Salt Typhoon" hacking warnings from late 2024. He’s not in America, but his moves hit its interests hard. Why these three? Trump and Musk are domestic wild cards with outsized control over policy and perception, while Putin’s the external force most consistently testing America’s limits. Others like Xi Jinping or Iran’s Khamenei could make the cut too, but Putin’s active disruption stands out now. Still, "dangerous" hinges on what you value—security, stability, or something else. Who do you think should be on this list? Edited February 24Feb 24 by atomheartbevo
February 24Feb 24 Popular Post Hope you all visited Yosemite before now - Musk is sure as hell going to close it down and try and sell it off to his buddies. https://www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/article/yosemite-protest-job-cuts-20180229.php
February 24Feb 24 Popular Post We were planning on driving to California this summer - we were going to be in El Paso for a wedding and decided we could extend it into a trip since it's closer to our friends in San Diego than it is to Houston, and it would be cool to hit a bunch of the national parks in California and then on the way back (Grand Canyon, etc.) A friend of mine who works in for the National Park Service and who knew of our plans just sent us a message saying that he was told he can be fired or he can resign this week (I'm guessing it's a difference in benefits, but he didn't elaborate). Really sharp dude who is well-educated and well-connected in the business world and won't have a problem finding a job elsewhere - he's one of those types who got bored with the daily grind and changed things up after COVID, and his wife is an attorney with a big firm in California. He's not a park ranger, but he worked with the parks at the 35,000 foot level (I'm being vague on purpose). No idea if he's going to quit or make them fire him and take them to court, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter. Anyways, he told us to go ahead and cancel any plans we had for visiting national parks this summer - he said any that weren't outright closed were going to be so understaffed that the number of visitors allowed in would be a fraction of their capacity, and he said it was all very deliberately planned, and the only thing that could stop it would be Congress. I am not going to ask him to elaborate until he is fired or whatever, but I trust him to know what he's talking about when he used the phrase "deliberately planned". Musk has a hard-on for the NPS and some of the other agencies, and he is truly trying to hurt them as badly as he can, and daring Congress to stop him.
February 24Feb 24 15 minutes ago, C-Man said: Maybe Grok is further along than we thought. When I asked Grok (a few posts above your post), it had Putin place of Vance. I'm guessing that Grok will be "fixed" soon as this stuff is going around the socials.
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