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11 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

This motherfucker can't even take ozympic correctly!

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

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16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

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Pro tip: they're covered in cameras, so take appropriate precautions. 

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

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oh, no no no.  didn't you read, it was beads that caused the windows to break.

On 3/2/2025 at 6:49 PM, Born to Run said:

This man is going to go through things.

I would like for him to go through the air intake on a 787.

On 3/2/2025 at 8:56 PM, Brian Fantana said:

Yeah, pretty much. He's not a moron at all but he's not the Tony Stark his sycophants think he is, far from it.

I've never once seen Elmo on a skateboard.  Oh wait... nvm.

54 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

oh, no no no.  didn't you read, it was beads that caused the windows to break.

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3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Has the price on those ugly things dropped a bunch or something? I don't keep up with new car prices as much, and after only seeing one or two of those trucks in the wild, all of a sudden I've spotted half a dozen in one day. I figured they either got cheap or the folks with oppositional issues were buying them to make a statement or something. If someone wants to drive a cybertruck for the latter reason, fools and their money something something...

 

Here's a hint:

 

https://www.theverge.com/news/623487/not-a-great-sign-for-cybertruck-sales

 

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Tesla is currently offering prospective Foundation Series Cybertrucks free Supercharging “during your ownership of the vehicle,” as spotted by automotive journalist Chad Kirchner. Tesla is showing banners advertising the promotion on the Cybertruck website.

 

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2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

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"This is what happens when you put teenagers in the IRS!"

16 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

It's a lightweight bulletproof vest. He's scared as shit. No vest for his meat shield/child that he takes with him everywhere tho.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Jon Stewart Says Elon Musk Flaked on Interview Offer: “You Know That's Bulls**t”
'The Daily Show' host says the X kingpin backed down after he called his bluff.

https://apple.news/A5_l26YhHQ3ypupK80XiNVg

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As I stated above: the greatest cowards the world has ever seen are MAGAs.  There's not even a close second.

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Jon Stewart Says Elon Musk Flaked on Interview Offer: “You Know That's Bulls**t”
'The Daily Show' host says the X kingpin backed down after he called his bluff.

https://apple.news/A5_l26YhHQ3ypupK80XiNVg

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The quotes in that ... so good

 

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Continued Stewart: “But then I checked X again, and I saw another tweet from Elon, because you can’t not. He then said — after saying he’d like to come on — that ‘Jon Stewart cannot be trusted’ and that I’m a ‘propagandist’ and a ‘bipartisan.’ You give me too little credit. Again, the guy who custom-made his own dark MAGA hat that he wears to opine in the Oval Office with the president who he spent $270 million to elect … thinks I’m just too partisan. I’m not sure what he thinks ‘bipartisan’ means. But its generally not, ‘I support Donald Trump and also Germany’s AFD party — that’s not bipartisan. That’s just the same shit.”

 

17 hours ago, Chopper said:

Lighting SSuperchargers on fire!!

 

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As a resident of another town in Mass, I can account for all of my time, WITH WITNESSES, and Cellphone geolocation that I was not at that location.

4 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

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You see what happens Nazi boi? You see what happens when you fuck somebody America in the ass?

 

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17 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

I'd say maybe he's wearing a bullet-proof vest but ...

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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Good lord, after seeing that picture, I think I'll be hitting the gym tonight. 

 

 

Be sure you do your reverse lat exercises, where you push your lats so far into your body, they emerge through your pecs.

Wait, his son is named X Æ A-12?  WTF?

He started a consumer flamethrower company. He got high and made a “boring” company. So yeah, he is kind of unstable.

By unstable, I mean the biggest and grossest asshole in the history of the world…
33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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The whole point of doing all this shit is to piss of the general populace and goad us into a nationwide protest - or even worse - """ILLEGAL""" PROTESTS!!!!! Then, Dear Leader will have no choice but to declare "MARSHALL LAW!" like they've been dreaming of since January 6, 2021.

 

We already know that those who do violence against those the Party does not like are protected. Those pardons have been fuckin FLYING

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Chauvin preferred to do time in a federal prison rather than a state prison. He was convicted on both state and federal charges. A federal pardon would cut just 3 years off his prison time. 

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The Minnesota Department of Corrections lists Chauvin's anticipated release date on the state sentence as December 10, 2035.[22] For the federal charges, Chauvin will likely be released from prison in the year 2038. - source: wiki

 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Wait, his son is named X Æ A-12?  WTF?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING POSTING MY WIFI PASSWORD WHAT THE HELL MAN

Oh wait, that’s Leon’s kid, never mind.

On 3/3/2025 at 1:59 PM, Brisketexan said:


When do we get the side effect of fatal cardiac arrest? That’s the best one.

With ketamine? Best I can do is that his bladder is destroyed 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

With ketamine? Best I can do is that his bladder is destroyed 

Maybe contributes to the physique of a blowfish as well? 

 

12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Maybe contributes to the physique of a blowfish as well? 

 

Nah he’s just a doughy fat man

Any other CEO on the face of the planet would get fired for these numbers. Literally, anyone else.

...and it's going to get worse.

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13 hours ago, Captainant said:

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I mean....we laugh....but Zorg is 100% his role model.  He absolutely wants a world where he is the true head of state/head of everything, aside and apart from -- and thus not answerable to -- the actual voting public.

He openly wants a corporate autocracy to fully replace our democratic Republic.  He's not shy about saying so.  He is an enemy of the state, in the truest and most dangerous sense.

Polestar started from Volvo but has been reallocated as directly under Volvo’s Chinese ownership. 

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New Buick Lacrosse edition just dropped

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Musk and DOGE are going to cut 70,000 jobs from the Veterans Administration.

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What is that? 20%?

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