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9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Almost cried cause he's getting beat up, just like he did by his dad when he was young

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"Now, Tesla’s sales and perception are no longer insulated from Musk’s actions. Even Tesla’s executives and board members seem to understand that the brand, in its present state, might just be a sinking ship. Tesla’s CFO, Vaibhav Taneja, sold $1.7 million worth of stock, while its board chair, Robyn Denholm, sold off $33 million worth of stock, an SEC filing revealed on March 3. Even Elon Musk’s brother, Kimbal Musk, has been offloading stock since at least February."

https://insideevs.com/news/753055/elon-musk-share-price-down/

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Good.

Tornado alley is solidly Trump country.  When the leopard of mother nature eats some of their faces, without any of the warning that a functioning weather science system used to provide......that will be good for society as a whole.

They want people to suffer by a massive cessation of government services.  They think that everyone who benefits from government services is "welfare queens" (and we all know what color those welfare queens are).  Turns out, people who depend on weather warnings to survive are also "welfare queens."  Guess they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get their own radar and communications connectivity.  Fucking leeches.

Even though republicans control the government, I expect we'll hear a lot of "The deep state democrats aimed their weather gun at us to take us out."

37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

"Elon's baby" Yeah sure the motherfucker bought into it and then almost entirely abandoned it, just like a real MuSSk child.

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Your interactions with this guy may need a dedicated thread like @Mitch Cumsteen’s wife. I suspect we all have a family member that hates Dale Earnhardt and therefore, logically, Chevy. 

The Ford vs. Chevy guys (and the weird Mopar people like me) were everywhere back in high school.  You don’t see them anymore.  We need to bring those guys back. 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Ford vs. Chevy guys (and the weird Mopar people like me) were everywhere back in high school.  You don’t see them anymore.  We need to bring those guys back. 

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28 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Elon's baby" Yeah sure the motherfucker bought into it and then almost entirely abandoned it, just like a real MuSSk child.

I guarantee the dotard doesn't know how to drive.

41 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Elon's baby" Yeah sure the motherfucker bought into it and then almost entirely abandoned it, just like a real MuSSk child.

I’m sure he beat off into a cup and poured it in the front trunk of a Model S.

2 hours ago, B00M said:

. I suspect we all have a family member that hates Dale Earnhardt and therefore, logically, Chevy. 

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27 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Ford vs. Chevy guys (and the weird Mopar people like me) were everywhere back in high school.  You don’t see them anymore.  We need to bring those guys back. 

Yep.

25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guarantee the dotard doesn't know how to drive.

Sure he does.

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26 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guarantee the dotard doesn't know how to drive.

I'm willing to let him try.

2 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I'm willing to let him try.

Make sure he's in a cybertruck and there are large bodies of water in close proximity.

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sen. Kelly smacking back.

About the interview above, he is cornered and knows it.

 

GO. IN. FOR. THE KILL.

You don't attack TO your target....you attack all the way THROUGH your target.  Then, you double back, and you attack the rubble.

Elon Musk has declared war on the free world.  That sort of shit has happened before.  It should end the same way.

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28 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I'm willing to let him try.

Make sure he's got the latest version of FSD installed

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Uh that’s a ford truck with a piss on ford sticker 

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

"Elon's baby" Yeah sure the motherfucker bought into it and then almost entirely abandoned it, just like a real MuSSk child.

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13 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Move.

I just built this house.  Not moving out of it to spite Elon, sorry.

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

5.0 vs 350 vs. 360. Very important business. 

5.0" vs 3.5" vs 3.6".

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Ford vs. Chevy guys (and the weird Mopar people like me) were everywhere back in high school.  You don’t see them anymore.  We need to bring those guys back. 

Get to rural school, and it gets real wild when you have to pick a truck and a tractor brand. 

35 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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i'm skeptical of that pic. Not in the sense that its photoshopped, but more in the sense that I don't think those cops are actually protecting the Tesla dealership. I think there is a more innocuous reason for them all standing around like that. 

Or at least I hope so. 

 

 

If there was any doubt that Elmo is a completely self-interested prick:

https://gizmodo.com/democrats-expected-to-pass-a-bill-drafted-by-elons-lawyers-that-threatens-your-retirement-fund-2000573901

Law firm Richards, Layton & Finger, a prominent Delaware corporate firm has introduced a bill to eliminate shareholder protections against ridiculous executive compensation packages.

Delaware, in the corporate race to the bottom, is expected to pass it.

 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

i'm skeptical of that pic. Not in the sense that its photoshopped, but more in the sense that I don't think those cops are actually protecting the Tesla dealership. I think there is a more innocuous reason for them all standing around like that. 

Or at least I hope so. 

 

 

I hope you are right. Wonder if they’ll be back tomorrow, when news of today’s market bellyflop sinks in to the general population.

 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

If there was any doubt that Elmo is a completely self-interested prick:

https://gizmodo.com/democrats-expected-to-pass-a-bill-drafted-by-elons-lawyers-that-threatens-your-retirement-fund-2000573901

Law firm Richards, Layton & Finger, a prominent Delaware corporate firm has introduced a bill to eliminate shareholder protections against ridiculous executive compensation packages.

Delaware, in the corporate race to the bottom, is expected to pass it.

 

Law firms introduce bills to the legislature in Delaware?

Delaware might as well abolish the business judgment rule. Short-sighted doesn't even begin to describe it. 

Basic approach to handling efficiencies in business, government, etc. involves FIRST asking MANY questions:

  • What is the charter?
  • What do you deliver?
  • Is it being done effectively?
    • If not, what can be done to make it effective?
    • What are the daily, weekly, etc. impediments to effectiveness?
    • How can we get to the desired output meeting the key objectives?
  • Once we address effectiveness, let's address efficiency.
    • What is needed to increase output?
    • What inputs can we adjust/reduce to get the same output.

Efficiency is a ratio - mostly of output produced over input required to produce it. 

Elmo is addressing this from 1 dimension - reducing input.  And he and his minions are doing it before actually understanding the problems and getting inputs from the main stakeholders.

 

1 hour ago, Royalfan5 said:

Get to rural school, and it gets real wild when you have to pick a truck and a tractor brand. 

Is it like national signing day when the uncommitteds and unsigneds are either hamming it up for the cameras, or panicking that they went with the wrong brand?

21 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Elon is going to claim that Ukraine cyber-attacked X.  Book image.thumb.png.acad98e0ffbfec798ade47df055fead7.png 

Good call.

Now he must surrender half of x and say thank you.

19 hours ago, CBT said:

I'm in a rural area and had viasat for a year or so before I could get starlink. Viasat has horrible ping so doing video calls was basically impossible. Plus it wasn't unlimited data. Starlink is so much better and cheaper. But they are laying fiber down our road right now, so I'll be switching to that as soon as possible. 

When did you have Viasat?

Teams calls are OK and it gives me an excuse to turn off my video (which I prefer for calls which could have easily been a conference call before Covid).

I need to upgrade my equipment to get Viasat’s unlimited plan which I will do before football season as I use more data watching football games during hunting season.

6 hours ago, Chopper said:

Hell yeah

 

Was there, or wasn't there, a shark nearby to provide an option on how to die?

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one of the saddest photographs ever taken on about 100,000 different levels...

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22 hours ago, Blotto said:

Try the Verizon fixed wireless home internet. I tested it out a couple of months ago when I upgraded my phone. Obviously living in urban Austin, I was getting 5G speeds consistently, but I used for a month and it was stable.

I ended up not keeping it only because my Spectrum service was the same price ($45) and usually around 500MB. But Spectrum just raised my price to $75 with no warning so I'm tempted to sign up again. First I'll see if I can get Spectrum to work a deal, because I like using my Verizon cell hotspot feature as a backup in case my home internet goes down.  If my home and cell internet are both Verizon, I have no backup. 

Well, shit.  It's not available in my area for some reason.

17 minutes ago, sidis said:

one of the saddest photographs ever taken on about 100,000 different levels...

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do you know how difficult it is for someone to stand next to Donald Trump and make Donald Trump's menswear appear better-fitting in comparison?

I hope Elon is 100x more humiliated than he already looks at this Tesla/Trump press event. How fucking pathetic. 

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Delaware might as well abolish the business judgment rule. Short-sighted doesn't even begin to describe it. 

Meh.... I am torn because on the one hand, DE has an activist judge that is basically making it an impossibility for companies to have disinterested board members without having to prove it all the way up to the DE supreme court.  And other cases like the Moelis case that had to be fixed by statute are completely off the rails.  The recent proposed changes to 144 in Delaware are probably an overcorrection, but at least they provide some clarity.  

On the other hand, fuck Elon.  

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Violence within the Capital Building is cool, but criminal mischief against a Company whose CEO has "no official role in government" is terrorism?

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29 minutes ago, sidis said:

one of the saddest photographs ever taken on about 100,000 different levels...

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MAGA hat on wheels. 

Also not gold, so no way it's actually his. When was the last time that guy drove a car anyway?  It may be electric Don, but no, it's not like a golf cart.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Not even a model X or S. Fucking lame. 

Like Dotard actually bought one. Just was whatever staffer happen to have.

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