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1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I'm curious as to the measure used to state that Waymo is "WAY ahead" of Tesla

In the nicest way possible, Waymo IS way ahead of Tesla in every single way possible when it come to robotaxis.

Anyone who says they aren't is either grossly misinformed, willfully ignorant or both.

Pick the measure: safety, rides provided over literally any timeline, robotaxi revenue, area covered over literally any timeline, number of states licensed to run a robotaxi and closeness to level 5.

 

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17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Tesla Reported Zero Federal Income Tax on $2 Billion of U.S. Income in 2024

Elon Musk’s company avoided almost all federal income tax on nearly $11 billion of U.S. income over three years

https://itep.org/tesla-reported-zero-federal-income-tax-in-2024/

 

8 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Don't worry.  They'll audit the shit out of some small businesses to make up for it.

i've been having an internal debate about whether it's worth filing for people who don't have their taxes automatically deducted. grumble grumble

https://archive.is/mVoDB

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2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

According to whom?

The two fatality number comes from the Forbes article that Pig quoted above.   Other sources report the same.  

3 Billion + miles driven comes from Tesla letter to shareholders in January.

54 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Auto-pilot ≠ FSD. 

Two fatalities have occurred with FSD engaged.  Over three billion miles have been driven with FSD. 

Waymo has had nearly 700 accidents and one fatality with somewhere around 25 million miles driven.

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15 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Don't worry.  They'll audit the shit out of some small businesses owned/run by political enemies of the regime to make up for it.

FIF accuracy, because the entire purpose of the Federal Government is now to serve Elon's and Trump's personal whims and emotional outbursts.  It is a fully-owned toy to them, and that's it.

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The two fatality number comes from the Forbes article that Pig quoted above.   Other sources report the same.  

3 Billion + miles driven comes from Tesla letter to shareholders in January.

Oh yeah, Tesla has never misled its shareholders before. 

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

No chance this guy can get off. They probably use a needle.

He gets off watching DOGE deal with federal employees

 

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"Is 6 out of 100 good?" asked Grog

 

In other words, it's just a big NOT engine.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'll take Surly circle jerks for $500, Alex.

Also, this supposedly appeared on Cesar Chavez St here in town. 

r/Austin - Seen on E Cesar Chavez

Can confirm as I have taken a picture of said mural.

BUT... anyone know what Guadaloopy looks like because I have a suggestion.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'll take Surly circle jerks for $500, Alex.

Also, this supposedly appeared on Cesar Chavez St here in town. 

r/Austin - Seen on E Cesar Chavez

"Appeared"

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49 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I chased down that tweet Elon did running interference for Hitler, Mao and Stalin.  It is in fact real.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2025-03-13/ty-article/musk-shares-claim-that-stalin-hitler-didnt-murder-millions-public-sector-workers-did/00000195-8ee8-d155-affd-8fec8f8e0000
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Tech billionaire Elon Musk, who serves as an advisor to U.S. President Donald Trump, shared a post on social media platform X on Thursday which said "Stalin, Mao, and Hitler didn't murder millions of people. Their public sector employees did."

The post, originally written by a user named "Alice Smith," was shared by another user named "Rothmos," whose post was then shared by Musk. The post has reached around half a million viewers so far.

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The user "Alice Smith" later wrote: "After the Nuremberg trials, the so-called 'superior orders' defense – 'I was just following orders' – is considered invalid under international law. Individual rather than collective responsibility for your actions is enshrined in law."

In January, Musk said in a speech at a conference of the far-right Alternative for Germany party that there is "frankly too much of a focus on past guilt and we need to move beyond that."

Amid applause from the audience, Musk added, "Children should not be guilty of the sins of their parents, let alone their parents, their great-grandparents."

"It's good to be proud of German culture, German values, and not to lose that in some sort of multiculturalism that dilutes everything," Musk said.

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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had earlier come to Musk's defense after he was recorded appearing to give a fascist salute at a rally held after Trump's inauguration.

"Elon Musk is being falsely smeared," Netanyahu wrote in a post on X. "Elon is a great friend of Israel. He visited Israel after the October 7 massacre in which Hamas terrorists committed the worst atrocity against the Jewish people since the Holocaust," the prime minister said.

"He has since repeatedly and forcefully supported Israel's right to defend itself against genocidal terrorists and regimes who seek to annihilate the one and only Jewish state. I thank him for this," Netanyahu added.

Musk responded to the Israeli prime minister's post by writing, "Thank you."

Musk occasionally posts memes and jokes related to Nazis and the Holocaust. He recently mocked his critics in a series of jokes that included wordplay on the names of senior Nazi party officials.

"Don't say Hess to Nazi accusations!" he wrote in one post, adding: "Some people will Goebbels anything down! ... His pronouns would've been He/Himmler!"

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that was the same article i started with.  i was suspicious when they showed this image: 

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that doesn't say anything about elon.  why they chose that to prove elon did something, i don't know.

 

so i went to elon's twitter itself to see.  it is in fact true:

 

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i hovered over the elon thing at top and it is in fact to his account.

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

that was the same article i started with.  i was suspicious when they showed this image: 

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that doesn't say anything about elon.  why they chose that to prove elon did something, i don't know.

 

so i went to elon's twitter itself to see.  it is in fact true:

 

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i hovered over the elon thing at top and it is in fact to his account.

You want to know who was instrumental in agreeing to, putting together, and then executing on the plan known as the "Final Solution?"  Unelected senior appointees of the administration.

Unelected senior appointees of the administration.

If you want to know where evil comes from, look to where the planning and orders came from.  In both that past and our present, look to unelected senior appointees of the administration as the responsible parties.  Looking fucking RIGHT AT YOU, ELON, YOU RACIST FASCIST FUCK WHOSE SOLE ACT OF SERVICE TO HUMANITY WOULD BE SELF-ADMINISTERED LEAD POISONING.

 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

"Is 6 out of 100 good?" asked Grog

 

Wait until we pay Elon 40 bajillion dollars to implement Grok to replace the SSA phone help lines. 

On 3/11/2025 at 9:03 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

5.0 vs 350 vs. 360. Very important business. 

Minus five.  Keep your units consistent.

On 3/12/2025 at 12:32 PM, BrickHorn said:

That billboard would get the opposite reaction were it in Chelsea instead.

Yeah, well they're a bunch of fooking muppets, ain't they!?!

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Wait until we pay Elon 40 bajillion dollars to implement Grok to replace the SSA phone help lines. 

Well….

https://www.wired.com/story/gsai-chatbot-1500-federal-workers/

DOGE Has Deployed Its GSAi Custom Chatbot for 1,500 Federal Workers

Elon Musk’s DOGE team is automating tasks as it continues its purge of the federal workforce.

ELON MUSK’S SO-CALLED Department of Government Efficiency has deployed a proprietary chatbot called GSAi to 1,500 federal workers at the General Services Administration, WIRED has confirmed. The move to automate tasks previously done by humans comes as DOGE continues its purge of the federal workforce.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m sure this is just fine and there’s no need to be concerned. 
 

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On 3/12/2025 at 9:15 AM, royiv said:

With the precipitous drop in sales they need a place to park all of those unsold swastikars. The White House lawn seems like as good a place as any to store them.

There's a lot in Denver with something like 250 unsold Teslas sitting in it.  I imagine most major US cities have something similar.  

41 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Bro makes his employees sleep in their offices while he's fucking off.  He needs to be put out to pasture.

45 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

See, just like that, no more FRAUD, WASTE, AND ABUSE!  Surely DOGE is getting rid of pointless frivolity, like video game systems in government offices.  Surely.  They have to be.  Right?

Wait, what's that?  DOGE is a fucking lie told by and staffed by complete sociopaths?  Well golly jeepers, I'm shocked.

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well….

https://www.wired.com/story/gsai-chatbot-1500-federal-workers/

DOGE Has Deployed Its GSAi Custom Chatbot for 1,500 Federal Workers

Elon Musk’s DOGE team is automating tasks as it continues its purge of the federal workforce.

ELON MUSK’S SO-CALLED Department of Government Efficiency has deployed a proprietary chatbot called GSAi to 1,500 federal workers at the General Services Administration, WIRED has confirmed. The move to automate tasks previously done by humans comes as DOGE continues its purge of the federal workforce.

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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

This is the last thing we want.  Tesla gets paid by insurance for every one of these pieces of shit that burns up.  They get nothing if they just sit there collecting dust.

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Not going to go back to the 9th to see if this was posted.

 

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32 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Bro makes his employees sleep in their offices while he's fucking off.  He needs to be put out to pasture.

Or dragged out behind the barn and shot.

54 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Minus five.  Keep your units consistent.

Also, -25, keep your small blocks consistent.  (351 v. 350 v. 360).

17 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

This is the last thing we want.  Tesla gets paid by insurance for every one of these pieces of shit that burns up.  They get nothing if they just sit there collecting dust.

I'd be interested to learn how auto manufacturer/dealer insurance works for off-premises, unsecured storage. Especially for tesla now that the business is under fire, so to speak

22 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

This is the last thing we want.  Tesla gets paid by insurance for every one of these pieces of shit that burns up.  They get nothing if they just sit there collecting dust.

The more dealerships that get torched, the higher the cost to insure.  

39 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Not going to go back to the 9th to see if this was posted.

 

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NowThis is Elon?  Elon is NowThis?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

45 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Not going to go back to the 9th to see if this was posted.

 

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Let’s not hold our breath, Guys.  She’s kinda crazy.

Just now, Parliament said:

Let’s not hold our breath, Guys.  She’s kinda crazy.

That was covered when you typed "she."

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BC excludes Swasticar from their EV rebate program. Sad.

 

20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

BC excludes Swasticar from their EV rebate program. Sad.

 

I’ve been surprised that countries haven’t put targeted tariffs on Teslas. Then again, sales overseas seem to be sufficiently shitty even without tariffs.

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