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11 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

At the time (mid-90s) that the Ford vs. Chevy vs. Mopar guys were standing in the high school parking lot arguing, they (we) absolutely mixed our measurement units.  Marketing works well on teenage boys. 
 

Ford had advertised their V8 as a “5.0” since they dropped it in the Fox Body. Chevy’s small-block for the Camaro and Corvette (and trucks) was always a “350.”  Mopar was beginning to call its 360 truck engine a “5.9” but there was lots of inertia and nostalgia for the 360 small block from the muscle era— and the Mopar crate motor. 

Also ford’s 302 is not quite 5 liters, but chevy’s 305 is. 
 

But they weren’t about to put 4.9 on the side of a mustang. 

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

Dude, when you've lost Berger ....

That was my exact thought when I read that article last night.

18 hours ago, Chopper said:

He'll be on the NEXT one.

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NOTE: THERE HAVE BEEN EXACTLY ZERO POINT ZERO (0) MANNED STARSHIP MISSIONS TO DATE.

 

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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Also ford’s 302 is not quite 5 liters, but chevy’s 305 is. 

Both are short of 5 liters but are reasonably rounded to that value.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Both are short of 5 liters but are reasonably rounded to that value.

I’m getting 4.948 L and 4.998 L. I’ll accept 4.998 at 5.0 L but not 4.948.  

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10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Elon casually endorsing the idea of turning the U.S. into a Central American dictatorship.  5d chess to stop migrants by making America equally as bad. 
 

Also, imagine letting adult oppositional defiant disorder “libertarianism” break your brain so badly that you feel compelled to goaltend for the richest defense contractor in the world, who is also a high-ranking government official.

Very embarrassing. But many such cases. SAD! 
 

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Note how Ana and the Elon apologists are perfectly fine with this.

Now, they'll come in here and say "it's just a tweet, don't be so alarmist."  It's not "just a tweet."  It is a statement....by the unelected co-president of the United States....on a platform that he owns....that goes to literally tens of millions of people.....calling for imprisoning any judges who dare rule against the regime.

So remember, when they say "don't freak out, it's just a tweet," what they mean is "I agree with it, so I really don't want anyone taking any action based on this right now."

 

18 hours ago, Captainant said:
18 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

 Once the "training wheels" come off of it and the full capability of FSD 13 takes over that feature, it will be much better.

 

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Sounds quite a bit like the pitches for FSD 1-12, to be honest

 

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I could have gone with time is a flat circle, but wanted something truly obscure.

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

OK, this is fucked up.

Musk-hating hackers release names and addresses of every Tesla owner in the US with chilling symbol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14513669/Musk-hating-hackers-release-names-addresses-Tesla-owner-US-chilling-symbol.html

Interesting because it puts the focus on teSSla's tech vulnerabilities while muSSk is plucking the sensitive info of all americans for his ai vanity project. Seems likely the info came from a hack of the company. The site (which is definitely not***d o g e q u e (dot) st)*** doesn't list all individual owners though, just a few. 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/01/23/tesla-hacked-4-times-in-one-day-what-you-need-to-know/

edit -misspelled doge above

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Sure seems organic 🤷🏽‍♂️

1.4 billion USD is currently unaccounted for in swasticar's books. Occam's Razor says it's likely being hidden to boost operating cash flow when earnings are announced, although there are other potential explanations that may be legit. 

https://archive.is/JDOxP

 

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Purposely flipped over from Kimmel to Fallon to see Burr last night and he did NOT disappoint.

Secondary point -- I would kill to see that Glengarry Glen Ross with all those starts involved (Kieran Culkin, Odenkirk, Michael McKean).

 

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


I think what we’ve learned is that hackers are largely rightwing, mercenary, nihilistic, and/or libertarian. Do we finally have a antifa, pro-statist hackers roaming around? They want to restore order and stand up for the seniors getting their post offices closed.

Anonymous is pretty progressive is it not? They definitely ain't conservative/MAGA.

 

53 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

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I could have gone with time is a flat circle, but wanted something truly obscure.

That movie is worth your time simply for the Jessica Biel scenes.

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3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

This does not advance the conversation.

Counterpoint: the conversation is over.  There is no longer any rational evidence-based debate involving Musk.  He and the tools he wields are an existential threat, immune to argument/debate or even the rule of law itself.

As many of us have warned over and over, when you opt out of the rule of law, you are necessarily opting into rule of the gun.  It's a dumb decision to make, we really wish that these assholes would stop it, but instead, they push down on the accelerator even harder.  Responses like the above are a natural and expected outcome of their choice.

TLDR: don't opt in to rule of the gun and then bitch when the rule is applied to you.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Secondary point -- I would kill to see that Glengarry Glen Ross with all those starts involved (Kieran Culkin, Odenkirk, Michael McKean).

Yup, I didn't even know there was a Broadway reboot.  That cast is amazing.

19 hours ago, Chopper said:

Who was it in this thread wayyyy back yonder, talking about the fine, upstanding and effective company, SpaceX? I have some questions.

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https://www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/spacex-has-finally-figured-out-why

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He'll be on the NEXT one.

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NOTE: THERE HAVE BEEN EXACTLY ZERO POINT ZERO (0) MANNED STARSHIP MISSIONS TO DATE.

Don’t you typically have to NOT be on ketamine to go into space?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Also ford’s 302 is not quite 5 liters, but chevy’s 305 is

Except when it’s 306. Who’s running stock?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Also ford’s 302 is not quite 5 liters, but chevy’s 305 is. 
 

But they weren’t about to put 4.9 on the side of a mustang. 

Ford had an existing 300 cu in straight 6 used in the F-150 through 1996, which was known as the 4.9 L engine from 1978. So another "4.9 L" engine could be a little confusing. 

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

OK, this is fucked up.

Musk-hating hackers release names and addresses of every Tesla owner in the US with chilling symbol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14513669/Musk-hating-hackers-release-names-addresses-Tesla-owner-US-chilling-symbol.html

Yes. This is fucked up. Beyond fucked up. 

They should really only focus on people who bought Teslas from 2022 onward. 

Re muSSk's promise to be on the next one: It's a game. He'll never do it. 

Technically and philosophically, can there be a 'next one' if there hasn't been a first one?

NO.

also spotted in DC

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Had to look up the whole video of Burr on Fallon - Fallon is trying to crawl out of his own skin as Burr goes in on billionaires lol. Video below is timestamped to the start of the Musk rant, but he does talk about Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway at the beginning if that's your cup of tea

 

23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Ford had an existing 300 cu in straight 6 used in the F-150 through 1996, which was known as the 4.9 L engine from 1978. So another "4.9 L" engine could be a little confusing. 

Great motor that was. 

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Bill Burr is reaching GOAT tier

13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Bill Burr is reaching GOAT tier

He has the combination of wit, intelligence, and don't give a fuck that all the greats have.

He has the combination of wit, intelligence, and don't give a fuck that all the greats have.

Yep. Even my wife has discovered him, and thinks he’s great.

I wouldn’t quite call that a rant. But it was funny.

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep. Even my wife has discovered him, and thinks he’s great.

My wife strongly suggested I watch his last movie, which was all about how being too grumpy and cynical makes everyone around you miserable, even if you're right.   It was okay.   I still don't know why she wanted me to watch it.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yup, I didn't even know there was a Broadway reboot.  That cast is amazing.

And they know it.  Decent seats are like $700 a pop.

13 hours ago, Chopper said:

Whoa...Swasticar received approval today from California to operate its driverless taxi!

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  1. Use current model year vehicle
  2. The only passengers must be Swasticar employees
  3. The vehicle must be driven at all times by a Swasticar employee; no driverless rides allowed. 
  4. If things go well, they may eventually be allowed to drive members of the public around in a taxi with a Swasticar driver.

 

So, driverless taxis are approved, as long as they have a driver?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m getting 4.948 L and 4.998 L. I’ll accept 4.998 at 5.0 L but not 4.948.  

You folks ever heard of significant digits?

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You folks ever heard of significant digits?

Significant Digits is a great band name for a group made up entirely of bass players.

9 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Significant Digits is a great band name for a group made up entirely of bass players.

Sounds like the title to a They Might Be Giants song.

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I prefer Significant Digits as a lesbian riot grrl band

28 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Spinal Tap is a great band name for a group made up entirely of bass players.

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Fixed it

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. This is fucked up. Beyond fucked up. 

They should really only focus on people who bought Teslas from 2022 onward. 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

So, driverless taxis are approved, as long as they have a driver?

yes, a driver employed by the company, and all passengers must also be company employees 

25 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

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Hmm. How many people were employed by the Federal Government in 2024? What's that? More than 3 million you say? Hmm.

16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

At the time (mid-90s) that the Ford vs. Chevy vs. Mopar guys were standing in the high school parking lot arguing, they (we) absolutely mixed our measurement units.  Marketing works well on teenage boys. 
 

Ford had advertised their V8 as a “5.0” since they dropped it in the Fox Body. Chevy’s small-block for the Camaro and Corvette (and trucks) was always a “350.”  Mopar was beginning to call its 360 truck engine a “5.9” but there was lots of inertia and nostalgia for the 360 small block from the muscle era— and the Mopar crate motor. 

Phrasing.  

But to be fair, the 5.0 and 350 were fine.  I was just responding to the 350 being referred to as a 3.5 and a 360 being a 3.6 which makes them seem like they are smaller than the 302 (5.0).  

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hmm. How many people were employed by the Federal Government in 2024? What's that? More than 3 million you say? Hmm.

Government workers are all parasites,  like those soldiers, doctors, scientists, and accountants.   But not people like gym jordan, gaetz, hammertoes, public handjob, etc.  

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Elon is literally building a private army to do his bidding.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

FSD 13 will solve everything. Duh. 

Yeah but it's not out until next year.

Finance companies going to be pissed if you have loan and can't get insurance.  Doubt they want to mess with repo'ing uninsurable cars. 

31 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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It’s the beginning of thousands of people driving uninsured teslas. 

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