March 19Mar 19 2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: It’s the beginning of thousands of people driving uninsured teslas. This is how you kill a company. Which is how you kill the financing vehicles and business ventures that depend on that company. Which is how you kill Elon as a billionaire. Sorry, Tesla owners. But it's literally a matter of national security. Get out while you can, because they are headed towards insurability, which is going to be helpful if we're going to have any chance of salvaging what's left of the Republic.
March 19Mar 19 Popular Post So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts?
March 19Mar 19 13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts? I mean, a purpose would be served. Many years ago, my wife had a minivan, which she HATED. But we drove it until we were done with it, lots of miles in it. I finally sold it for like $5k, cash....to a dude who was promptly driving it down to Houston so it could roll onto a ship and some weeks later, be a nice new car for his sister in Lagos. Power doors, working A/C....she got a pretty nice ride, everyone wins. Especially my wife, who never had to drive a goddamned minivan again.
March 19Mar 19 12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts? You aren't thinking this through. The answer will obviously be a public option for car insurance, backed by the US government. With preferred rates for made in America cars like Tesla's of course
March 19Mar 19 4 minutes ago, Captainant said: You aren't thinking this through. The answer will obviously be a public option for car insurance, backed by the US government. With preferred rates for made in America cars like Tesla's of course What if my car was already vandalized? Would I be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions?
March 19Mar 19 4 minutes ago, JMFP said: What if my car was already vandalized? Would I be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions? Nah, that is just Port Au Prince chic.
March 19Mar 19 A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars.
March 19Mar 19 1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said: A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars. I'd actually nod in respect to such people. That's some strategic thinking and getting out in front of things.
March 19Mar 19 26 minutes ago, Captainant said: You aren't thinking this through. The answer will obviously be a public option for car insurance, backed by the US government. With preferred rates for made in America cars like Tesla's of course Yep. And it’ll work against non-Tesla EVs.
March 19Mar 19 21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars. Bullshit. Elon is behind it all.
March 19Mar 19 4 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Bullshit. Elon is behind it all. Another one I’ll choose to believe.
March 19Mar 19 24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars. Maybe the sales manager or team member unable to make their quota. There are no dealers for tesla.
March 19Mar 19 On 3/17/2025 at 3:50 AM, Chopper said: I just hope they find work with a western European country. They should exit stage right to France, Britain or Germany ASAP.
March 19Mar 19 2 hours ago, Captainant said: Elon is literally building a private army to do his bidding. Bunch of cowards… (secretly breathes sigh of relief as Inter-Con is our company’s biggest client…)
March 19Mar 19 1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said: So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts? I'm excited to see how Teslas handle the DRC.
March 19Mar 19 9 minutes ago, Chopper said: Maybe the sales manager or team member unable to make their quota. There are no dealers for tesla. That’s what they want you to believe.
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post 1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said: So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts? What? No. We might have killed USAID, but we aren’t real monsters.
March 20Mar 20 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: It’s the beginning of thousands of people driving uninsured teslas. Duct tape sales will skyrocket!
March 20Mar 20 In which Elon proposes Trump investigate the entire cabinet for corruption less than 90 days into his presidency.
March 20Mar 20 Just now, Firemans4Horn said: somehow Rittenhouse’s haircut is an improvement Musk looks like a lesbian with ringworm.
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post https://www.threads.net/@release_the_brikabracken/post/DHY7vEIzThI?xmt=AQGzhzpS2raw2KE-TREGNX1b1lFflXc3ZKgiV-otXrLSmQ
March 20Mar 20 23 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: In which Elon proposes Trump investigate the entire cabinet for corruption less than 90 days into his presidency. Isn't the president a member of the executive branch?
March 20Mar 20 8 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said: Isn't the president a member of the executive branch? Bukele is basically a dictator. Just does not dress like one, surfs and loves bitcoin.
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post 43 minutes ago, C-Man said: https://www.threads.net/@release_the_brikabracken/post/DHY7vEIzThI?xmt=AQGzhzpS2raw2KE-TREGNX1b1lFflXc3ZKgiV-otXrLSmQ There is zero chance this phrase has ever been organically written.
March 20Mar 20 1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said: Musk looks like a lesbian with ringworm. That's an insult to lesbians with ringworm.
March 20Mar 20 3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: In which Elon proposes Trump investigate the entire cabinet for corruption less than 90 days into his presidency.
March 20Mar 20 OK, this is fucked up. Musk-hating hackers release names and addresses of every Tesla owner in the US with chilling symbol https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14513669/Musk-hating-hackers-release-names-addresses-Tesla-owner-US-chilling-symbol.htmlBig ballz is on the case. Just get him one of those KUSH body armor kits.
March 20Mar 20 Ford had an existing 300 cu in straight 6 used in the F-150 through 1996, which was known as the 4.9 L engine from 1978. So another "4.9 L" engine could be a little confusing. Rolling in my 4.9, with my rag top down so my hair can ???
March 20Mar 20 14 hours ago, Chopper said: anti-musSSk attack ads to hit the teevee Six-figure ad blitz, that will get you a 15 second spot at 3:30AM on a Tuesday.
March 20Mar 20 https://www.threads.net/@release_the_brikabracken/post/DHY7vEIzThI?xmt=AQGzhzpS2raw2KE-TREGNX1b1lFflXc3ZKgiV-otXrLSmQNarrator: It’s piss.
March 20Mar 20 8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Six-figure ad blitz, that will get you a 15 second spot at 3:30AM on a Tuesday. 3:30 AM on a Tuesday is less of a blitz and more of a 3 man front with everyone else dropping back lol
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post All cyber trucks recalled? That is going to sting their stock prices. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Tesla said Thursday it is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck. The recall covers just over 46,000 vehicles built from November 2023 through Feb. 27 of this year, Tesla said in a filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-recall-over-46-000-091416983.html
March 20Mar 20 31 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Six-figure ad blitz, that will get you a 15 second spot at 3:30AM on a Tuesday. it looks like it's in 4 rural areas but I dunno
March 20Mar 20 6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: All cyber trucks recalled? That is going to sting their stock prices. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Tesla said Thursday it is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck. The recall covers just over 46,000 vehicles built from November 2023 through Feb. 27 of this year, Tesla said in a filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-recall-over-46-000-091416983.html They'll use super glue this time. Sorry Elmer's.
March 20Mar 20 11 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: All cyber trucks recalled? That is going to sting their stock prices. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Tesla said Thursday it is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck. The recall covers just over 46,000 vehicles built from November 2023 through Feb. 27 of this year, Tesla said in a filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-recall-over-46-000-091416983.html So they’ve sold fewer than 50k of those things in 16 months? Remember when Musk predicted they would sell 500k per year?
March 20Mar 20 5 minutes ago, Chopper said: They'll use super glue this time. Sorry Elmer's. The old rendering plant in Bastrop about to get some side orders.
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post Haven't quite perfected having chunks of the truck flying off while driving, but FSD is right around the corner.
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post To quote James Murphy: "And so it starts ..." Tesla top investor calls for Elon Musk to step down as CEO following $800,000,000,000 plunge since December https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/tesla-elon-musk-investor-step-down-385796-20250319?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJEjBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHVBiKGEtqtnr_4OJT6KO1oIDTPOjoCSyMmKIv_7YVrbHIF_oZQM-BG2iXQ_aem_o4gMbSueHpNsOd5Co2i6vg
March 20Mar 20 Popular Post Now we need his creditors to hit him with margin calls on all the loans he collateralized with Tesla stock.
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