March 20Mar 20 3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said: Haven't quite perfected having chunks of the truck flying off while driving "Yes they have!" -Guadaloopy
March 20Mar 20 49 minutes ago, Auto Driller said: Soon the US Treasury will buy Tesla stock directly. Too MAGA to fail.
March 20Mar 20 1 hour ago, Auto Driller said: Soon the US Treasury will buy Tesla stock directly. That's the only fair thing to do since he's so unselfishly firing govt workers and diminishing govt services.
March 20Mar 20 This approach risks hurting Elon's feelings and causing him to have another temper tantrum/crying session, but I say go for it. Edited March 20Mar 20 by Chopper
March 20Mar 20 This is a game-changer. It turns out that little Elon's only friends were Black slaves. And so, his dad says, it's a mystery how he turned out to be a racist flaming pile of shit. Edited March 20Mar 20 by Chopper
March 20Mar 20 3 hours ago, C-Man said: To quote James Murphy: "And so it starts ..." Tesla top investor calls for Elon Musk to step down as CEO following $800,000,000,000 plunge since December https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/tesla-elon-musk-investor-step-down-385796-20250319?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJEjBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHVBiKGEtqtnr_4OJT6KO1oIDTPOjoCSyMmKIv_7YVrbHIF_oZQM-BG2iXQ_aem_o4gMbSueHpNsOd5Co2i6vg Concerning
March 20Mar 20 3 minutes ago, Chopper said: ^^^^^ Yeah....the second one. Tell me we don't live in the most absurd timeline ever. Attack the car dealership associated with a psychopath -- TERRORISM. Attack the actual capitol and actual Congress -- PARDONED.
March 20Mar 20 37 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: Grok's opinion when Elon asks it a medical question: At the very least, a really fucked up one.
March 20Mar 20 2 hours ago, Chopper said: Looks like we’re skipping the part where we turn into Russia and go straight into North Korea type of control.
March 20Mar 20 This stupid motherfucker should prob learn to spell or at least teach his AI tool to do so
March 20Mar 20 2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: Holy shit what an awful idea and tweet lol. i think this is a great idea and Elon's followers should absolutely do this!
March 20Mar 20 4 hours ago, Chopper said: This is a game-changer. It turns out that little Elon's only friends were Black slaves. And so, his dad says, it's a mystery how he turned out to be a racist flaming pile of shit. http://blackpeopleloveus.com/
March 20Mar 20 46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: Seen on the London subway. Should be updated. TSLA closed at $234 today.
March 21Mar 21 Tesla has even lost Electrek Quote Tesla is only going to deliver between 7,000 and 8,000 Cybertrucks in Q1 2025. That would be significantly down from the last two quarters when Tesla is estimated to have delivered between 10,000 and 12,000 Cybertruck. It is a bad look considering the Cybertruck gained access to the $7,500 federal tax credit for electric vehicles this quarter, and Tesla started to discount the truck with free Supercharger and subsidized financing rates.
March 21Mar 21 30 minutes ago, Chopper said: Tesla has even lost Electrek Are those numbers accurate? Musk said in a shareholders meeting that Tesla was projected to sell 250K cybertrucks in 2025. That seems like his projection was off. I dont hold a lot of individual stocks, can CEOs lie to shareholders and the public without consequence? Is this considered puffing?
March 21Mar 21 11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Paying $100K for a true piece of shit. Winning. You have to factor in owning the libs. Priceless.
March 21Mar 21 42 minutes ago, Chopper said: Tesla has even lost Electrek They have a dorky cyber tunnel to drive it out of???
March 21Mar 21 So, three people have been apprehended and charged in connection with Tesla vandalism. https://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/nx-s1-5333315/tesla-attacks-ag-bondi-domestic-terrorism-trump-musk Note that there is no federal "domestic terrorism" crime. However, at sentencing, if a crime falls within a definition of terorism, it can set a minimum sentence of 210-260 months. https://www.ussc.gov/guidelines/guidelines-archive/2011-3a14 I am going to make my #bothsides criminal law complaint here: there is no need for federal prosecution here. States got this. But these defendants are likely facing state and federal charges because Trump. Edited March 21Mar 21 by TwiceHorn
March 21Mar 21 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/musk-pentagon-briefing-china-war-plan.html seriously wtf is this fucking bullshit?
March 21Mar 21 6 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said: Are those numbers accurate? Musk said in a shareholders meeting that Tesla was projected to sell 250K cybertrucks in 2025. That seems like his projection was off. I dont hold a lot of individual stocks, can CEOs lie to shareholders and the public without consequence? Is this considered puffing? He can't be bothered with that kind of nonsense now. Instead, he's getting personal briefings of our top-secret war plans against China. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/musk-pentagon-briefing-china-war-plan.html The Pentagon is scheduled on Friday to brief Elon Musk on the U.S. military’s plan for any war that might break out with China, two U.S. officials said on Thursday. Another official said the briefing will be China focused, without providing additional details. A fourth official confirmed Mr. Musk was to be at the Pentagon on Friday, but offered no details. Providing Mr. Musk access to some of the nation’s most closely guarded military secrets would be a dramatic expansion of his already extensive role as an adviser to President Trump and leader of his effort to slash spending and purge the government of people and policies they oppose. It would also bring into sharp relief the questions about Mr. Musk’s conflicts of interest as he ranges widely across the federal bureaucracy while continuing to run businesses that are major government contractors. In this case, Mr. Musk, the billionaire chief executive of both SpaceX and Tesla, is a leading supplier to the Pentagon and has extensive financial interests in China. Pentagon war plans, known in military jargon as O-plans or operational plans, are among the military’s most closely guarded secrets. If a foreign country was to learn how the United States planned to fight a war against them, it could reinforce its defenses and address its weaknesses, making the plans far less likely to succeed. Cont'd: https://archive.is/GJrFA
March 21Mar 21 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, bolverk said: He can't be bothered with that kind of nonsense now. Instead, he's getting personal briefings of our top-secret war plans against China. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/musk-pentagon-briefing-china-war-plan.html The Pentagon is scheduled on Friday to brief Elon Musk on the U.S. military’s plan for any war that might break out with China, two U.S. officials said on Thursday. Another official said the briefing will be China focused, without providing additional details. A fourth official confirmed Mr. Musk was to be at the Pentagon on Friday, but offered no details. Providing Mr. Musk access to some of the nation’s most closely guarded military secrets would be a dramatic expansion of his already extensive role as an adviser to President Trump and leader of his effort to slash spending and purge the government of people and policies they oppose. It would also bring into sharp relief the questions about Mr. Musk’s conflicts of interest as he ranges widely across the federal bureaucracy while continuing to run businesses that are major government contractors. In this case, Mr. Musk, the billionaire chief executive of both SpaceX and Tesla, is a leading supplier to the Pentagon and has extensive financial interests in China. Pentagon war plans, known in military jargon as O-plans or operational plans, are among the military’s most closely guarded secrets. If a foreign country was to learn how the United States planned to fight a war against them, it could reinforce its defenses and address its weaknesses, making the plans far less likely to succeed. Cont'd: https://archive.is/GJrFA Fuck the conflicts of interest, what possible legitimate interest could the government have in disclosing military secrets to Elon fucking Musk?
March 21Mar 21 Well of course he needs that infoAlthough I’m not really sure it’s any worse than the orange jackass already having it
March 21Mar 21 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: Fuck the conflicts of interest, what possible legitimate interest could the government have in disclosing military secrets to Elon fucking Musk? Because China wants to know what's up, so they are holding Elon's factories in China hostage, and Trump said to do it. No need to overthink this.
March 21Mar 21 10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: Fuck the conflicts of interest, what possible legitimate interest could the government have in disclosing military secrets to Elon fucking Musk? They are going to let Elon make decisions on force posture and weapons systems procurement and sustainment under the guise of DOGE.
March 21Mar 21 37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said: So, three people have been apprehended and charged in connection with Tesla vandalism. https://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/nx-s1-5333315/tesla-attacks-ag-bondi-domestic-terrorism-trump-musk Note that there is no federal "domestic terrorism" crime. However, at sentencing, if a crime falls within a definition of terorism, it can set a minimum sentence of 210-260 months. https://www.ussc.gov/guidelines/guidelines-archive/2011-3a14 I am going to make my #bothsides criminal law complaint here: there is no need for federal prosecution here. States got this. But these defendants are likely facing state and federal charges because Trump. Meanwhile Jan 6th pardons for all. Upside down world.
March 21Mar 21 50 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: They are going to let Elon make decisions on force posture and weapons systems procurement and sustainment under the guise of DOGE. Because he saw something in a fucking video game about it. Or Grok told him something.
March 21Mar 21 Fuck the conflicts of interest, what possible legitimate interest could the government have in disclosing military secrets to Elon fucking Musk?Now…imagine a Dem giving Soros this info.Jesus fucking Christ this is as insane and bad as it gets.We are over. We are completely and totally, 100% compromised. We are owned by our enemies.
March 21Mar 21 14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Because he saw something in a fucking video game about it. Or Grok told him something. And he has a M1917 Trench Knife stuck in his wall.
March 21Mar 21 32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Because he saw something in a fucking video game about it. Or Grok told him something. Lunch with a certain dude named Prince maybe?
March 21Mar 21 I am grateful that right now I am at the exact end point of my average life expectancy, meaning that I should not have to endure much more of the fucking nightmare this country has voted itself into. If there are any survivors I wish them the best. Cheers
March 21Mar 21 2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Because China wants to know what's up, so they are holding Elon's factories in China hostage, and Trump said to do it. No need to overthink this. Corporations are people and so on. Given the dipshits involved I suspect they don't get anywhere near market value. keep your politics outta my corruption!
March 21Mar 21 9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Because he saw something in a fucking video game about it. Or Grok told him something. Listening to GROK probably would be a good idea. Elon Musk’s ‘truth-seeking’ chatbot often disagrees with him
March 21Mar 21 2 hours ago, JMFP said: Listening to GROK probably would be a good idea. Elon Musk’s ‘truth-seeking’ chatbot often disagrees with him
March 21Mar 21 Popular Post Elon.....FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST! Can we please get back all the dumbfuck Elon stans who actually repeated that bullshit, about how Elon was saving the very concept of free speech? Please? Come on back, guys. Come out and defend yourselves. Unless, of course, you're just like your false god: complete and total spineless cowards.
March 21Mar 21 that doesn't include his brothers huge sale also Not a single Tesla insider who requires SEC reporting to buy or sell Tesla stocks has purchased it in the last few years.
March 21Mar 21 When I was an insider in a small public company, I was advised to only buy/sell company stock via a filed selling plan. I know it's the wild west these days, but is that no longer a thing? Can insiders just trade on a whim?
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