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1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

That thing's junk. Everyone inside TSLA was telling him that but his ego wouldn't listen. Still, it's the only thing in TSLA's stable that's a miss. 

No you can't.  There's no reasonable justification why NMAX went to $290 a day after it IPOed at $10.  7.5 million shares priced at $10.  That move to $290 was due to the mechanics of the shorts/locates sytem.

If you say so. In a world where Rupert Murdoch's heirs won suit and will have control over the empire once he dies, and who's views are vastly different from Lachlan, I can see an easy world where Newsmax will become the power broking disinformation channel that people turn to for their rage fix. My MIL and FIL already have on Newsmax at their home because Fox "became too liberal." People wanting to get in on that early and now makes sense to me. At the #s it happened, sure, no. But I can make a case where Newsmax is a "buy." I can't make a case where a Tesla is a "buy," and unlike the speculation of newsmax, Tesla has decades of sales data and trends. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

If you say so. In a world where Rupert Murdoch's heirs won suit and will have control over the empire once he dies, and who's views are vastly different from Lachlan, I can see an easy world where Newsmax will become the power broking disinformation channel that people turn to for their rage fix. My MIL and FIL already have on Newsmax at their home because Fox "became too liberal." People wanting to get in on that early and now makes sense to me. At the #s it happened, sure, no. But I can make a case where Newsmax is a "buy." I can't make a case where a Tesla is a "buy," and unlike the speculation of newsmax, Tesla has decades of sales data and trends. 

That's a reasonable take but it doesn't justify a move from being priced at $10 two nights before to a postmkt print of $289.90 just 36 hours later.  

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14 minutes ago, royiv said:

I have zero interest in watching anything with him in it. 

Are you sure?

What about a live TV beheading? 

Just now, gsoda3 said:

That's a reasonable take but it doesn't justify a move from being priced at $10 two nights before to a postmkt print of $289.90 just 36 hours later.  

Nothing in the markets make sense to me in general. Truth Social stock once traded at $100, still trades around $20, and has never even remotely made money. Tesla is cratering into the earth from a sales perspective and is priced so much more than legacy car makers it is absurd. None of it makes sense. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Are you sure?

What about a live TV beheading? 

I'd watch him have to read mean tweets all fucking day. He'd be bawling inside 5 minutes. 

22 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

 

It's still the only product in the market that'll take you door to door anywhere in the US.  You can't use Drive Pilot outside of California and Nevada.  And then only on approved highways. 

Is your argument here that MB should be criticized for working with regulators rather than putting death traps (sorry, "beta" cars) more widely on public roads, regulations be damned?

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Are you sure?

What about a live TV beheading? 

Deportation flight also works.

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Are you sure?

What about a live TV beheading? 

I'd pay double to see him thrown into a wood chipper. 

15 minutes ago, choripan said:

Is your argument here that MB should be criticized for working with regulators rather than putting death traps (sorry, "beta" cars) more widely on public roads, regulations be damned?

 

Bruh...

 

1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

We'll see about RoboTaxis and FSD is the only product in its space in the market.  

 

47 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Both FSD and Drive Pilot require the driver to be available to intervene but they're not the same.  FSD you enter any address, hit start, and it'll take you to your destination and sometimes park your car. Mercedes's Drive Pilot only works on certain highways.  

 

 

39 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

 

It's still the only product in the market that'll take you door to door anywhere in the US.  You can't use Drive Pilot outside of California and Nevada.  And then only on approved highways. 

 

The other times it alerts you to take over when you've reached the parking lot and if you don't take over it stops the car.

 

1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

We'll see about RoboTaxis and FSD is the only product in its space in the market.  

This guy posts here as @Guadaloopy

1 hour ago, royiv said:

I have zero interest in watching anything with him in it. 

What if it were Elmo and Donny doing couples counseling? I'd watch that.

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

NSIAP

BTW - for those that really know, this has nothing to do with The fall of Western Civilization, this had simply to do with this:

https://apnews.com/article/tesla-musk-wisconsin-supreme-court-dealerships-101d7608d69dda61aeaf6ebee7903d2b

Tesla was suing to overturn the law that prevents companies from running dealerships, they must be franchises. Elon is big mad about this and has been fighting this for almost a decade.

 

So yeah, this was simply about him wanting to get his way.

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It hits a pedestrian and you never make it to your destination

Why would this slow it down?

4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

TSLA went from unchanged to as of now up 5% immediately when the news dropped.  It's a positive because the perception is 1.) the less he's involved in government the less backlash TSLA will receive and 2.) he's got a good track record when he's focused on a product.  Personally I doubt he'll block out all distractions enough to focus on TSLA but we'll see.  

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Musk/Tesla will be no different.

4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

That thing's junk. Everyone inside TSLA was telling him that but his ego wouldn't listen. Still, it's the only thing in TSLA's stable that's a miss. 

No you can't.  There's no reasonable justification why NMAX went to $290 a day after it IPOed at $10.  7.5 million shares priced at $10.  That move to $290 was due to the mechanics of the shorts/locates sytem.

There's no reasonable justification for Tesla's valuation since, well, just about ever.  Why should that change now?   

Real question. How much of each Tesla is made overseas? I know they have assembly plants here. But the materials? The components?

4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

We'll see about RoboTaxis and FSD is the only product in its space in the market.  

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21 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

The tariffs on raw materials are really what’s going to fuck us

Yep. Almost everything will be impacted.

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8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Eh, I think he’s more cut out for this…

 

His penis surgery must really have been fucked up, he doesn’t even know who he’s fucked at this point.  Poor guy.

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Are you sure?

What about a live TV beheading? 

Damn I was just gonna say him aboard one of his rockets spontaneously disassembling.

13 hours ago, Deej said:

It just parks your car sometimes? The other times, do you just jump out the door while the car continues on its merry way?

In the other times, you send it your thoughts and prayers.

15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Elon Musk goes to therapy and 50 therapists throw up their hands and fire him in disgust would get repetitive.

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

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17 hours ago, Captainant said:

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Let's not forget that Tesla does not operate standard dealerships - these are not 3rd party franchises, but they are just Tesla stores.

22 hours ago, chainsaw said:

why would $TSLA be up over the last few hours?

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/business/elon-musk-tesla-sales-nightcap/index.html

This article notes that Tesla was rebounding because there is news that Musk is going to be out of the DOGE.

"Then came a Politico report quoting MAGA insiders who say that Musk has overstayed his welcome in Washington."

"...  the administration confirmed that Musk is expected to wrap up his stint as Trump’s hatchet man in late May or June, when his 130 days as a “special government employee” comes to an end. That was enough to reverse a 6% decline in Tesla shares — a sign investors are optimistic that Musk will ditch the cheese-hat shenanigans and focus on his company’s rapidly shrinking market share (and maybe, possibly, deliver on his long-delayed promises to revolutionize autonomous driving.)"

Their last paragraph is solid

Bottom line: Money can buy a lot of things, but not all things. And with Tesla’s continued sales drop, Musk is getting a harsh reminder that he’s not the only one who can wield a pocketbook to send a message.

10 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

His penis surgery must really have been fucked up, he doesn’t even know who he’s fucked at this point.  Poor guy.

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On 3/28/2025 at 2:27 PM, bolverk said:

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I am shocked, SHOCKED to see that at least ONE the guys that got a $1 million check from Elon wasn't really a rando but in fact someone that was an operative.

 

 

 

22 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And FSD, and RoboTaxis, and...

I actually wanna go to downtown austin to ride waymo's self driving taxi. whereas not so much with tsla robotaxi. here if you havent seen it already

 

Dammit man. Here comes Guadaloop to tell us that FSD isn't actually autopilot, or maybe the opposite, and that the test was faked and that Mercedes has level 3 but only because they follow lame ass rules and stuff.

43 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

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45 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

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58 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

I don’t think Elon has any partners so he’s not at risk.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

also i think his dick already fell off or something 

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH

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19 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

Sounds like he farmed out that work to Neuralink. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Yeah, but the rest of us are paying for his frustration.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

And if true, he did it to himself, lol. Like, you could have a microdick, and still get all the pussy in the world because of said wealth. They'd even praise it all day long because, again, wealth. As a wise man once said "chick's dig dudes with money."

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And if true, he did it to himself, lol. Like, you could have a microdick, and still get all the pussy in the world because of said wealth. They'd even praise it all day long because, again, wealth. As a wise man once said "chick's dig dudes with money."

I thought he said if he had a million dollars he would do two chicks at the same time.

18 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I thought he said if he had a million dollars he would do two chicks at the same time.


What would you do with $100 billion?

 

Elon: I’d chat the most vile shit imaginable with this guy for 22 hours a day, every day. 
 

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17 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

he doesn’t even know who he’s fucked at this point.  Poor guy.

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

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6 hours ago, sidis said:

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