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On 4/13/2025 at 11:09 AM, Captain Ron said:

 

And, it's going to cost a shit ton to fix all the shit they fuck up.

29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And, it's going to cost a shit ton to fix all the shit they fuck up.

And won’t bring back all the cancer, Alzheimer’s, vaccine etc… researchers that move out of the country. 

And won’t bring back all the cancer, Alzheimer’s, vaccine etc… researchers that move out of the country. 

Thats a feature not a bug for these reptiles. They have armed guards, private planes, private doctors, gated compounds. Public good just gets in their way.
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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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I really love this for him. 

A 50 something lawyer type got out of one the other day next to me. I asked him how long he’s had his El Camino. He told me to fuck off. 

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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I really love this for him. 

For a guy that says he’s not worrying about it and so over it 

he seems worried and not over it. 

On 4/13/2025 at 11:09 AM, Captain Ron said:

 

But, how much did DOGE spend to save that $150 billion?

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What? This isn't totally normal work?

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But according to an official whistleblower disclosure shared with Congress and other federal overseers that was obtained by NPR, subsequent interviews with the whistleblower and records of internal communications, technical staff members were alarmed about what DOGE engineers did when they were granted access, particularly when those staffers noticed a spike in data leaving the agency. It's possible that the data included sensitive information on unions, ongoing legal cases and corporate secrets — data that four labor law experts tell NPR should almost never leave the NLRB and that has nothing to do with making the government more efficient or cutting spending.

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Meanwhile, according to the disclosure and records of internal communications, members of the DOGE team asked that their activities not be logged on the system and then appeared to try to cover their tracks behind them, turning off monitoring tools and manually deleting records of their access — evasive behavior that several cybersecurity experts interviewed by NPR compared to what criminal or state-sponsored hackers might do.

Totally normal things.

16 hours ago, CTC2 said:

A 50 something lawyer type got out of one the other day next to me. I asked him how long he’s had his El Camino. He told me to fuck off. 

The wife and I were in our favorite local brewpub for a Friday lunch a couple weeks back. A probably 50s year old dude came in with a couple younger guys and he proceeded to very loudly and fondly talk to them about Elon and Elon's various companies literally the entire time that we stayed there. I looked out the window to the lot and sure enough an incel camino was parked outside, so fucking weird.

lol at Musk and Anastasis sharing a brain.

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Before Musk publicly supported Trump, he texted her, “I can’t be President, but I can help Trump defeat Biden and I will.” In one text before Trump picked a running mate, viewed by the Journal, Musk asked St. Clair what she thought about Tulsi Gabbard as a vice presidential candidate, saying that in interviews she says “the right anti-establishment words.” 

 

This dude is literally a few decisions away from being the next David Koresh or Heaven’s Gate guy.  Trying to create a legion of future space colonists on a compound to survive the apocalypse is some dark shit. 
 

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Birchall was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter. He is involved in other property deals across Musk’s different businesses. 

Zilis lives in the gated community with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move to the compound, but she refused. Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin “with our kid legion,” according to a text he sent her.

 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This dude is literally a few decisions away from being the next David Koresh or Heaven’s Gate guy.  Trying to create a legion of future space colonists on a compound to survive the apocalypse is some dark shit. 
 

 

Also Birchall, a Mormon fixer, harks back to Howard Hughes, Jr. Noah Dietrich and the rest of the Mormon Mafia.

We need this era from Elmo sooner than later.  I feel it's coming.

Howard Hughes - The Annotated Gilmore Girls

37 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This dude is literally a few decisions away from being the next David Koresh or Heaven’s Gate guy.  Trying to create a legion of future space colonists on a compound to survive the apocalypse is some dark shit. 
 

 

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Given the way those ended, any way to make this go faster? 

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Tesla's top executives to Musk: "Robotaxi is a losing project for Tesla and it will never be profitable. Not only that it will cannibalize existing sales. We need to focus on designing and building new, affordable and functional automobiles!"

Musskkk:

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59 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Meanwhile, Waymo is everywhere in some markets.....

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I don't even know where to start with this:

 

Musk refers to his offspring as a “legion,” a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire. 

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” 

He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people. 

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I don't even know where to start with this:

 

Musk refers to his offspring as a “legion,” a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire. 

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” 

He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people. 

I think it's funny that he thinks his offspring would want to fight for him. Or do his bidding in any way. Or even talk to him. Track record says otherwise. 

The more kids he has, the more likely one of them will pull an Oedipus.

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's funny that he thinks his offspring would want to fight for him. Or do his bidding in any way. Or even talk to him. Track record says otherwise. 

The article mentions that Grimes refuses to move into the gated complex in Westlake he purchased for his stepford women. (as an example) - And she was married to the asshole. 

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Does Leon ever visit this gated compound?  If so, is there an elevated place of concealment within a few hundred yards of it?

47 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I don't even know where to start with this:

 

Musk refers to his offspring as a “legion,” a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire. 

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” 

He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people. 

How Immortan Joe of him.

 

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40 minutes ago, Goredho said:

How Immortan Joe of him.

 

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He is not even close to that badass and no one should ever let him think he is. 

On 4/14/2025 at 3:40 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

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I really love this for him. 

He clearly clad his CT using the scrap pile from when his home was built

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One of our suppliers offered to spring for lunch today and said he would swing by my office to pick me up.  He rolls up in a CT.  I shake my head and tell him we can go in my car instead.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

The article mentions that Grimes refuses to move into the gated complex in Westlake he purchased for his stepford women. (as an example) - And she was married to the asshole. 

fun fact, it is not gated. but there are lots of private security cars everywhere i get to flip off on my daily commutes.

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Imagine having a harem of women you don't ever even have sex with. What's the fucking point?

control. when you get no satisfaction from any human interpersonal relationships with someone that actually likes or loves you, you seek to exert control.

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I don't even know where to start with this:

 

Musk refers to his offspring as a “legion,” a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire. 

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” 

He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people. 

A legion of young men raised without fathers. Money will make sure they’re all upstanding citizens right? Remember when one of the parties used to care about the nuclear family? 

 

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Imagine having a harem of women you don't ever even have sex with. What's the fucking point?


psshh
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It’s going to be funny when Alex Jones eats every last one of Elon Musk’s kids.

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Cloth seats and 2 wheel drive are now standard offerings on the budget level cybertruck, for the cucks who'd rather spend $72k insteaad of $80k.

 

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