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15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

WIRED has been on their top game in reporting Elon / DOGE's shit.

 

I subscribed to them because they are doing work. They know the tech market and with so many tech-bros in the administration now, it only made sense for them to angle this as a way to get in on government reporting. They are damn solid.

 

BTW - Prof G markets had a bit up on their "earnings" call last week calling them out. Basically note that Tesla is at this point a meme coin - I cued this up for the piece.

 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Aldous Snow is a famous British rock star who has recently fallen on hard times. His last album, African Child, was pronounced the worst album of the decade, and declared the third worst thing to happen to Africa after famine and war.

 

 

As an aside, I'm kinda embarrassed that I enoyed Get Him to the Greek. Like half the cast has been cancelled. And there's a prominent Diddy cameo?

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47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Tesla includes several warnings in the Cybertruck’s owner manual about the risks involved in washing the vehicle.

It includes a caution to not wash it in direct sunlight, as well as advice on how to prevent damage when going through a car wash.

”Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers),” the manual states. “Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.”

$100,000

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So you supposedly can drive it across a river, but not a car wash.

 

Further evidence that nobody has ever really been allowed to ask Elon a realistic question. 


California Highway Patrol: “Cybertruck activated “Wade Mode”… and waded a bit too far…. 🚗 🌊

We’re all for testing boundaries… but maybe not the waterline. Remember folks, “Wade Mode” isn’t “Submarine Mode.” If your plans include exploring the great outdoors, make sure to know your limits and the terrain.”
 
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5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

What a fucking douche.

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Hurr durr "69420". 

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Hurr durr "69420". 

We’re being governed by the people everyone fucking loathed - correctly - in high school. They’re fucking losers who have one thing: money. They have nothing else. They are truly bankrupt of every other quality or attribute a human could have.
8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What a cunt.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Those numbers are hilarious because sex. And weed. Haha.

19 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

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Seen today on the walk to kiddo's school

The sticker doesn’t let the owner off the hook. It’s getting to the point that pre-doge owners of Tesla have had time to find other options.

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5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm shocked he didn't go for badge # 80085.

Why would he use my garage code? 

On 4/24/2025 at 10:37 PM, hayden_horn said:

so, I uh have this theory.

I think elon might be on drugs

NOW HEAR ME OUT

I think elon got on drugs long ago. right? rich white south African does drugs...news at 11 whatever

but then there's grimes. she fucked up his world with sex, drugs (but the real bark like a dog, bitch drugs), and whatever she calls her music. (yall know this theory of mine if you've been around)

the problem is that she stepped on some childhood trigger. I reckon it was a sex trigger that turned into a drugs OH MY GOD SEX IS SO MUCH BETTER ON DRUGS situation, which then turned into a OH MY GOD THESE DRUGS ARE TELLING ME WHAT A VISIONARY I AM; FUCK; I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE situation. I also think she got him some drugs that he's never heard of and they blew his mind. 

problem is, you gotta come down. 

that's when the self preservation kicks in. OH FUCK WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT; you know it: we've all been there. Elon doesn't have that.

elon sees the future. he'll tell you. the problem is, the sober him sees the x fail and the future tesla crater (due to inflated stock prices due to: 1) weird market dynamics that don't make sense that he doesn't understand but loves, 2) tesla benefiting from selling ev vehicles and carbon offsets as a result (seriously, look it up, this will be the ultimate cause of the tsla crash), 3) a weird cult of personality related to Twitter and tesla and spacex as though he is Stalin (OH SHIT I MAY BE CLOSE TO FIGURING IT OUT), and he understands that there is no way out of the trap he's invented for himself.

He's never had to face internal failure, so he seeks external sources for the feel good success feels. 

Enter donald trump v2. V1 was not elon friendly but this v2 version might just be his exit stage wherever

so he jumps up and down did this clown because he didn't want to be the clown himself.

God the irony

Also I'm massively high. The irony

Stuck the fucking landing. 

30 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Looks like a traveling toaster oven.

That's a disgusting insult to toaster ovens. 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's a disgusting insult to toaster ovens. 

At least toaster ovens are functional.

On 4/29/2025 at 7:46 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The sticker doesn’t let the owner off the hook. It’s getting to the point that pre-doge owners of Tesla have had time to find other options.

You sure are free with other people's money while you're virtue signaling. Not everyone is in a financial position to replace their car.

I'm pretty sure you could make toast if you had bread and a cybertruck.

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Looks like a traveling toaster oven.

It's Elon's mobile Jew oven.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Have a great idea for an accessory...

Ice Scoop Holder | Fits Opal Nugget Ice Maker Original and 2.0 Version | Gevi | Kitchen Accessories

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

It's Elon's mobile Jew oven.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

It's Elon's mobile Jew oven.

He probably shouldn't fuck with Mossad

You don’t need a Mossad beeper when you drive a CT

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What a fucking douche.
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Ordering yourself a badge on Etsy that has crooked lettering and says 69420 is something a 13 year old would do when he isn’t yet aware what defines being cool in this world.
5 hours ago, Texaskimo said:

You sure are free with other people's money while you're virtue signaling. Not everyone is in a financial position to replace their car.

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Just now, Ghost of NMAS said:

I’m surprised anyone stupid enough to buy one can afford to

Used ones are cheap as shit. The value of a used Tesla has taken a nosedive. If Elon wasn’t a Nazi, I would be tempted to buy a low mileage one to tool around in.

7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it! : r/80s

"If you think you hate it now, wait until you drive it."

Just now, NoName said:

A painfully unfunny man.

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It's not even that his material is that bad -- groan-inducing dad-joke type stuff can actually be funny and endearing.

What it requires is SELF-AWARENESS.  Of which he has....zero.  If you crack a groan-inducing joke, but are looking around like you expect people to be wowed by how clever you are, then you just had a complete miss.  Both the jokester and the audience HAVE TO BE IN ON THE JOKE TOGETHER.  The joke is not "I wear a lot of hats."  The joke is a self-aware person, knowing that is a TERRIBLE joke, telling it anyway.

He is a loathsome, irredeemable human being, from top to bottom.

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