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Just now, TexasHooch said:

Beat me to it.

Yeah, it is dead. On the other side, who really wants to do business with us?

And back to Musk and Burma. There are one or two sanctiouns in place. From AI.

The US government has imposed sanctions on Myanmar, most recently in response to the 2021 military coup. These sanctions target individuals and entities involved in the coup, as well as those who support the military regime. The sanctions also include restrictions on trade and investment with Myanmar.

 
Key aspects of the US sanctions on Myanmar:
  • Executive Order 14014:
    This order, issued in 2021, was the basis for the new sanctions regime following the coup.
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  • Targeted Sanctions:
    The sanctions target individuals and entities linked to the military regime, including leaders, officials, and businesses.
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  • Asset Freezes:
    The sanctions freeze assets of designated individuals and entities in the US.
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  • Trade Restrictions:
    The US has imposed restrictions on trade and investment with Myanmar, including restrictions on exports of goods and services.
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  • Recent Sanctions:
    In January 2024, the US government announced sanctions on individuals and entities linked to the military regime, three years after the coup.
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  • Ongoing Actions:
    The US continues to issue business advisories and expand sanctions, particularly targeting those supporting the regime's violence and repression.
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Impact of the sanctions:

The sanctions aim to limit the military regime's access to funds and other resources it can use to sustain its power and commit atrocities.

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  • The sanctions are intended to put pressure on the military regime to end its human rights abuses and engage in a peaceful political transition.
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  • The US government has stated its commitment to supporting the Burmese people in their pursuit of freedom and democracy.
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    Examples of recent sanctions:
    • The US has prohibited financial services to MOGE, a state-owned oil and gas company that is a key source of revenue for the military regime.
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  • The US has sanctioned additional jet fuel suppliers in Myanmar, further limiting the regime's access to resources.
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  • In May 2025, the US imposed sanctions on a Myanmar warlord, his two sons, and the militia he leads, for facilitating cyber scams, human trafficking, and cross-border smuggling.
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For more detailed information, you can consult the following resources:
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  • U.S. Department of State: The website of the U.S. Department of State provides information on the Burma sanctions program.
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  • Global Sanctions: Global Sanctions provides a summary of US sanctions on Myanmar.
25 minutes ago, Texaskimo said:

We need to just go ahead and repeal the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, it's embarrassingly hypocritical at this point.

From Wikipedia:

The Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977 (FCPA) (15 U.S.C. § 78dd-1, et seq.) is a United States federal law that prohibits U.S. citizens and entities from bribing foreign government officials to benefit their business interests.

Explain how this isn't exactly what our government is doing directly.

Trump is bribing foreign governments to benefit Starlink

Trump doesn't own Starlink, Elon does

LOOPHOLE

(Just ignore all the bribing Trump does that directly puts money into Trump Co)

2 hours ago, Texaskimo said:

We need to just go ahead and repeal the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, it's embarrassingly hypocritical at this point.

From Wikipedia:

The Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977 (FCPA) (15 U.S.C. § 78dd-1, et seq.) is a United States federal law that prohibits U.S. citizens and entities from bribing foreign government officials to benefit their business interests.

Explain how this isn't exactly what our government is doing directly.

 

I think technically they are extorting the foreign countries, not bribing them. 

Checkmate libtards. 

Nice video.

Videos don’t defeat fascists. Tanks have in the past. Not sure what it will take now. 

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2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Nice video.

Videos don’t defeat fascists. Tanks have in the past. Not sure what it will take now. 

Pretty easy. 

Next big UFC event... Drone bomb that fucker to dust

41 minutes ago, immamac said:

You need to stop it with this. You can't be posting this kind of shit here and not expect a knock on the door at some point. 

What?? I thought this was the party of freedom and joking around!

7 hours ago, immamac said:

You need to stop it with this. You can't be posting this kind of shit here and not expect a knock on the door at some point. 

Is this serious? We can’t be assholes and speak in hyperbole here anymore? 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

You can't be wishing death and public attacks. No. That's always been a rule. This isn't in the defense of anyone in particular,  but it is also the internet and its not like law enforcement doesn't have access here. 

In fairness I wasn't wishing it. I was just answering the question on how to defeat American fascism. 

You hear that G-Men?? Not wishing it. Not at all. I don't even have a drone

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

In fairness I wasn't wishing it. I was just answering the question on how to defeat American fascism. 

You hear that G-Men?? Not wishing it. Not at all. I don't even have a drone

If you're wishing to yourself in the privacy of your own brain, it's perfectly okay. Perhaps focus your private loathing on

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109 Stratford Reserve Place, Austin. goddammit Westlake Hills

 

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12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Those are going to look great painted  wrapped in Border Patrol colors

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Anybody ever read that Philip K. Dick story called "Autofac"?  Post industrial apocalypse brought about by automated factories that don't stop making and delivering shit no one needs, completely stripping earth of its resources. Unused worthless crap piles up as humans wage a guerrilla war on the autofacs.  Ultimately, fighting over the last few resources left, the autofacs go to war with each other and end up destroying each other. Humans investigate the ruins of the nearest autofac, and discover it is self-replicating. 

47 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Anybody ever read that Philip K. Dick story called "Autofac"?  Post industrial apocalypse brought about by automated factories that don't stop making and delivering shit no one needs, completely stripping earth of its resources. Unused worthless crap piles up as humans wage a guerrilla war on the autofacs.  Ultimately, fighting over the last few resources left, the autofacs go to war with each other and end up destroying each other. Humans investigate the ruins of the nearest autofac, and discover it is self-replicating. 

One of Amazon's early forays into Television was a show called Electric Dreams, which had Philip K. Dick stories as it tried to be like Black Mirror. This was one of the episodes. 

On 4/30/2025 at 6:50 PM, Parliament said:

 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Anybody ever read that Philip K. Dick story called "Autofac"?  Post industrial apocalypse brought about by automated factories that don't stop making and delivering shit no one needs, completely stripping earth of its resources. Unused worthless crap piles up as humans wage a guerrilla war on the autofacs.  Ultimately, fighting over the last few resources left, the autofacs go to war with each other and end up destroying each other. Humans investigate the ruins of the nearest autofac, and discover it is self-replicating. 

 

51 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Humans are autofacs too. 

That one made it into the Amazon anthology a few years back.  Was a good one.

32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

One of Amazon's early forays into Television was a show called Electric Dreams, which had Philip K. Dick stories as it tried to be like Black Mirror. This was one of the episodes. 

We enjoyed those. 

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

If you're wishing to yourself in the privacy of your own brain, it's perfectly okay. Perhaps focus your private loathing on

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109 Stratford Reserve Place, Austin. goddammit Westlake Hills

 

google maps has pics of all the cars in the cul de sac.

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On 5/8/2025 at 8:16 AM, HenryJames said:

 

His hands are smaller than Trump's 

22 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Pretty easy. 

Next big UFC event... Drone bomb that fucker to dust

 

22 hours ago, immamac said:

You need to stop it with this. You can't be posting this kind of shit here and not expect a knock on the door at some point. 

 

14 hours ago, immamac said:

You can't be wishing death and public attacks. No. That's always been a rule. This isn't in the defense of anyone in particular,  but it is also the internet and its not like law enforcement doesn't have access here. 

So can we not wish for a meteor strike next time aggy plays arky at jerryworld?

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Thanks autocorrect

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13 hours ago, Chopper said:

If you're wishing to yourself in the privacy of your own brain, it's perfectly okay. Perhaps focus your private loathing on

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109 Stratford Reserve Place, Austin. goddammit Westlake Hills

 

Someone had fun editing the Google Maps listing.  :)

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Now that would have been the most ironic way to go ever.

LOL - basically everyone cancelled their contracts. Doggie walked out the door and they just reinstated them. 44 in all that have been found (they noted it could be more). One contract was reinstated 2 hours after the cancellation. 

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Humans are autofacs too. 

I am all autofacs to give about this guy

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

 

So can we not wish for a meteor strike next time aggy plays arky at jerryworld?

Glasses No GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

When you gotta read the owner’s manual to open a door…

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Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? 

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The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) investigation found that 27 people died in Ford Pinto fires between 1970 and mid-1977 in rear-impact crashes that resulted in a fire. Additionally, 24 Pinto occupants sustained non-fatal burn injuries during these incidents

Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires? 

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While it's difficult to pinpoint an exact number, reports indicate that over 83 people have died in Tesla fires. Some sources suggest a higher number, with one Reddit post mentioning over 130 fire deaths. Additionally, a Business Insider article states that 62 people have died in incidents where a Tesla caught fire, and 95 total deaths have been attributed to either fires or Autopilot. 

 

20 hours ago, Covri said:

Is this serious? We can’t be assholes and speak in hyperbole here anymore? 

Only if it’s about taking a gun to a Clinton or an Obama or a Biden. Or Bernie or AOC. Or any Dem, really. That’s A-OK. That’s protected speech. 

5 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Someone had fun editing the Google Maps listing.  :)

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I can't even imagine behaving like such an immature twat. 

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Being a white South African, Elon probably intended that as a feature, and not a bug. Black person in truck sets off death trap.

14 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

google maps has pics of all the cars in the cul de sac.

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Can’t tell how many are up on blocks

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Christmas Vacation GIF by filmeditor

I think i may have met you once but I don't remember it. So this is what I imagine your resting face is. "Hmm, who is getting fucked here and how can I better fuck the person doing the fucking?"

6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

I think i may have met you once but I don't remember it. So this is what I imagine your resting face is. "Hmm, who is getting fucked here and how can I better fuck the person doing the fucking?"

God damn it! I'm in a lot of the tailgate pics and this is surprisingly accurate.

On 5/8/2025 at 8:50 AM, tbone_ said:

Nice video.

Videos don’t defeat fascists. Tanks have in the past. Not sure what it will take now. 

Woody guthrie’s guitar?

On 5/7/2025 at 6:34 PM, ultimaton said:

Is Ro Laren a fucking joke to you?

 

On 5/8/2025 at 4:48 AM, MissingInAction said:

6 of 9 would like a word.

I can’t be arsed to sully my pristine search history with such nerdery, but I can be arsed to lecture the both of you about board etiquette and posting supporting evidence for your offered opinions.  Shame on you both. 

22 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? 

Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires? 

 

 

didnt musk nuke the office that racked vehicle incidents on day 1 ?

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

I can’t be arsed to sully my pristine search history with such nerdery, but I can be arsed to lecture the both of you about board etiquette and posting supporting evidence for your offered opinions.  Shame on you both. 

Put a quarter in your ass because you played yourself. 

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