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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How bad must you be in bed for your wife to leave you for a guy with a botched pecker implant? 

At least Elon doesn't eat spiders?

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

hahaha. people reading in the future.  haha.  

What you reading for?

We got ourselves a reader!

10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

At least Elon doesn't eat spiders?

until someone tells him the venom of a Brown Recluse is psychedelic when ingested

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Elon probably is capable of taking a larger strap on than her husband. 

It just now occurs to me, no one has ever seen Elon Musk and @NowThis in the same room together...

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6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Miller

If you go to this page right now, the name over the pic is "Katie Musk."

 

It's gone already but I did learn something.

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She was found stealing newspapers when the endorsement of a rival party's candidate, a popular football player, by the UF coach, Will Muschamp, was front-page news.[5][6]

 

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How bad must you be in bed for your wife to leave you for a guy with a botched pecker implant? 

Meanwhile, how many of us guys on Surly were sweating it when we had penis reduction surgeries.

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I mean he's not designing the rocket. But I don't disagree, I just think the project was doomed from the start because it's far too complex for something as large as it is that's supposed to be reusable. Even if it has multiple successful flights from here on I'm not sure it will ever fly as it was intended because I'm not sure it ever meets NASA's acceptable risk thresholds considering the number of failure points we're dealing with here.

NASA's acceptable risk thresholds will change - Musk got some of his people into top positions within NASA.

DOGE was never about government efficiency, it was about shutting down investigations into his companies while at the same time trying to get his companies in to take over a lot of government stuff or take contracts from other companies.

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I mean he's not designing the rocket. But I don't disagree, 

I've been on more ground up design projects than I can count.  When the guy at the top is prone to making calls from the hip then things tend to go sideways.  Musk strikes me as that kind of guy.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

NASA's acceptable risk thresholds will change - Musk got some of his people into top positions within NASA.

DOGE was never about government efficiency, it was about shutting down investigations into his companies while at the same time trying to get his companies in to take over a lot of government stuff or take contracts from other companies.

don't forget the data theft! 

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, how many of us guys on Surly were sweating it when we had penis reduction surgeries.

on the other side of the tracks

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3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How bad must you be in bed for your wife to leave you for a guy with a botched pecker implant? 

It is now a load-bearing wall in my mental construct of reality that Miller’s wife got entangled with Elon. Whether true or false, it’s now part of my core belief system.  

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

It's gone already but I did learn something.

 

Live look at Katie in college

 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

NASA's acceptable risk thresholds will change - Musk got some of his people into top positions within NASA.

It doesn't matter, astronauts are not going to be fooled if he makes a push to nudge the thresholds a few percentage points. This is a hard stop because he can't coerce, threaten, or pressure anyone to get on that vehicle. There is no leverage.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've been on more ground up design projects than I can count.  When the guy at the top is prone to making calls from the hip then things tend to go sideways.  Musk strikes me as that kind of guy.

Yeah of course.

4 hours ago, Chopper said:

Looks like it was a left handed hook. Hmmm...

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Veeerrry sinister.

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Veeerrry sinister.

Miller is the type to either use the government to squeeze his companies, or make it clear that he’s very close to being shipped off to South America in handcuffs.

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Golly! Maybe it is bullshit. Let's take another half century to figure out what we need to do to balance a budget. 

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7 hours ago, Born to Run said:

What you reading for?

We got ourselves a reader!

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6 hours ago, Chopper said:

on the other side of the tracks

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13 hours ago, Born to Run said:

What you reading for?

We got ourselves a reader!

Isn’t that supposed to be

Whatchew readin’ fer?

(Ok I took liberty on the fer part, Bill didn’t go THAT hick). 

Dibs on "Dark Mental Hole" as a band name. 

6 minutes ago, tomahawk dunk said:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/am-not-taking-drugs-musk-225133428.html

In a post Saturday on X, Musk said: "To be clear, I am NOT taking drugs! The New York Times was lying their ass off."

He added: "I tried 'prescription' ketamine a few years ago and said so on X, so this not even news. It helps for getting out of dark mental holes, but haven't taken it since then."


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The first rule of Trump Club is dont take attention away from Trump. 

"I temporarily took some prescription drugs that got me out of some dark mental holes. But I haven't dabbled in drugs since."

- No one

I had a ‘prescription’ manhattan this afternoon, followed by two prescription margarita with floaters and a half bottle of prescription champagne. Hopefully the other half will get me out of this mental hole. 

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I had a ‘prescription’ manhattan this afternoon, followed by two prescription margarita with floaters and a half bottle of champagne. Hopefully the other half will get me out of this mental hole. 

Sounds like you should top off with some weed and Vicodin. 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Sounds like you should top off with some weed and Vicodin. 

Well I don’t have any Vicodin but 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Mental Hole:

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I was always more of a Veruca Salt guy, but still image.thumb.png.249c96b79d4b20ba84a38818721f79a0.png

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3 hours ago, tomahawk dunk said:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/am-not-taking-drugs-musk-225133428.html

In a post Saturday on X, Musk said: "To be clear, I am NOT taking drugs! The New York Times was lying their ass off."

He added: "I tried 'prescription' ketamine a few years ago and said so on X, so this not even news. It helps for getting out of dark mental holes, but haven't taken it since then."

Musk is so roasted, he hasn't even threated to sue.

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On 5/30/2025 at 5:08 PM, Brian Fantana said:

It doesn't matter, astronauts are not going to be fooled if he makes a push to nudge the thresholds a few percentage points. This is a hard stop because he can't coerce, threaten, or pressure anyone to get on that vehicle. There is no leverage.

Dude, we're going to have a six week reality TV show to find the replacement astronauts that are hardcore and not a bunch of coward ass pussies like the current group.  Got it?

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dude, we're going to have a six week reality TV show to find the replacement astronauts that are hardcore and not a bunch of coward ass pussies like the current group.  Got it?

You kidding me? The visionary Michael Bay has already shown us the best place to get new astronauts - oil well drillers, DUH! 

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Incredibly awkward. And deeply revealing.  So many people cannot comprehend that an interview with a credible journalist is designed to do more than just promote you on your terms. That’s the difference between credibility and PR, and a trade off you have to make. 

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https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-legal-places-store-unsold-cybertrucks

 

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Tesla is seriously struggling to find enough room for all of its unsold Cybertrucks.

In a particularly dramatic example, the increasingly unpopular pickups have been piling up in the parking lot of a shuttered Bed Bath & Beyond store in a Detroit suburb shopping center, Automotive News reports, in a violation of local code.

 

 

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The landlord was notified that the vehicle storage was not "permitted," and local officials have started the "enforcement process," per Automotive News.

It's yet another sign that Tesla's Cybertruck has been a major flop. Earlier this month, Electrek reported that Tesla had amassed over 10,000 units worth a staggering $800 million of unsold Cybertruck inventory.

The EV maker has also reportedly slowed down production and moved workers from the line entirely at its manufacturing facility in Texas, indicating massively waning demand and growing anti-Tesla sentiment.

 

 

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What to do with all of these unsold Cybertrucks has seemingly become a major issue. A video that went viral on Instagram last week showed rows of the stainless steel-clad vehicles sitting in the otherwise deserted parking lot.

"Look at what you're missing," a person in the video joked. "Need a Cybertruck? We got you."

Tesla's sales have fallen off a cliff worldwide, largely a result of backlash against Musk's embrace of far-right idealism and a surge in cheaper — and often better — alternatives, particularly from China.

 

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The Cybertruck has become the poster child of the burgeoning anti-Tesla movement, resulting in frequent vandalism and outright mockery.

And top top it all off, used Cybertruck prices are cratering, making it an extremely costly and unwise investment.

 

 

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…piling up in the parking lot of a shuttered Bed Bath & Beyond store in a Detroit suburb shopping center, Automotive News reports, in a violation of local code.

Abandoned shitbox pickups at an abandoned B, B&B in and abandoned city. Set piece for Robocop 3.

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49 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Abandoned shitbox pickups at an abandoned B, B&B in and abandoned city. Set piece for Robocop 3.

I wouldn't buy a Cybertruck for a dollar. 

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