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26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yeah Elon isnt besting trump in this spat. All the money in the world is nothing against trump’s aura. On social media most are already calling Elon a joke and a loser.

 

It's not even aura. Trump is the president - the guy has real power. A snap of the finger Musk's life becomes VERY difficult. All the things he has made the threat over, contracts, credits, subsidies, etc - those can really come to pass.

 

12 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Anyone know where I can bet my life savings on Elon getting Trump impeached and removed from office? 

 

The toilet? Because that isn't happening.

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6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

The toilet? Because that isn't happening.

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You may have missed who he was replying to.

We're gonna be outsourcing DOGE operations to Russia, aren't we?

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Yeah Elon isnt besting trump in this spat. All the money in the world is nothing against trump’s aura. On social media most are already calling Elon a joke and a loser.

Trump just got helo'd. Someone alert secret service.

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

She doesn't LOOK like she eats live bats for breakfast?

Katie Waldman and Stephen Miller Wed at Trump Hotel - The New York Times

 

Lunch and dinner too.

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

Yeah, you don’t outright say someone is in the Epstein files just for a made-up fight. 

Well, it's not as if Elmo doesn't have a record of unfounded pedophilia accusations that cause him to lose defamation suits.

And Trump loves him some defamation suits.  But the risk of discovery in this one is pretty high.

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thats what we in the public sector call double dipping. A big no no. 

they’ll have the top men investigating it

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19 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thats what we in the public sector call double dipping. A big no no. 

Oh, she's been double dipped alright.

32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

She doesn't LOOK like she eats live bats for breakfast?

Katie Waldman and Stephen Miller Wed at Trump Hotel - The New York Times

That dude is definitely and this is not the first time.  And not the last time either.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Can’t believe Elon hasn’t called him poor.  If he needs help pushing buttons I’m right here.  LFG

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Yeah Elon isnt besting trump in this spat. All the money in the world is nothing against trump’s aura. On social media most are already calling Elon a joke and a loser.

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

It's not even aura. Trump is the president - the guy has real power. A snap of the finger Musk's life becomes VERY difficult. All the things he has made the threat over, contracts, credits, subsidies, etc - those can really come to pass.

One of the financial networks said yesterday was one of Leon’s largest single-day net worth losses.

That is the kind of thing that gets Trump off, and the kind of power he loves to wield.

 Musk is in the Finding Out phase,

50 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thats what we in the public sector call double dipping. A big no no. 

Like anyone anywhere cares about no nos anymore

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Like anyone anywhere cares about no nos anymore

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4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Like anyone anywhere cares about no nos anymore

back in our gilded age crony capitalism era there are no no no's 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Elmo called Trump a pedo.   Trump is scared and yet to reply.   

Trump is extremely sensitive about the Epstein stuff, so Elmo definitely crossed a line that he won't come back from.

And man is he entitled - he posted this yesterday afternoon when responding to Trump saying he knew what was in it:

False, this bill was never shown to me even once and was passed in the dead of night so fast that almost no one in Congress could even read it!

12:25 PM · Jun 5, 2025

And when he mentioned the Epstein stuff, he followed up with this:

Mark this post for the future. The truth will come out.

Musk does not understand that Trump is not some random Asian guy he can accuse of being a pedo.

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is extremely sensitive about the Epstein stuff, so Elmo definitely crossed a line that he won't come back from.

And man is he entitled - he posted this yesterday afternoon when responding to Trump saying he knew what was in it:

False, this bill was never shown to me even once and was passed in the dead of night so fast that almost no one in Congress could even read it!

12:25 PM · Jun 5, 2025

And when he mentioned the Epstein stuff, he followed up with this:

Mark this post for the future. The truth will come out.

Musk does not understand that Trump is not some random Asian guy he can accuse of being a pedo.

I'd guess that Elon taking credit for the election victory pisses off Trump way more than the Epstein list stuff. 

 

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd guess that Elon taking credit for the election victory pisses off Trump way more than the Epstein list stuff. 

You're probably right and Trump did fire back about that.  The fact that Musk did help him get elected and everybody knows it probably pisses him off to begin with, and then Musk rubbing it in his face.

18 hours ago, Chopper said:

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But that’s a lot of dirty laundry, a lot of legal vulnerability. And it goes way beyond DOGE. Musk isn’t in any position to criticize Trump for many of the things Democrats despise him for. But there’s a lot of criminal conduct he can hit him on. And this may be Trump’s greatest vulnerability: there’s a lot of stuff Trump is doing, hidden and in plain sight, that is not at all popular. Musk has the ability to spotlight it. He could probably make Trump’s crypto-bribery system, now in the open and yet mostly ignored, into something everyone in the country knows about.

Its amazing to me that there are still people out there who believe this shit. Trump could host a fireside chat on national tv where he details every scam he has orchestrated since 2016 and argue that a rich president makes a happy president, and a happy president makes a happy America. And he would not drop 1% in approval ratings. GQP VOTERS DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE DOES. ORANGE JESUS IS BEST JESUS! 

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Its amazing to me that there are still people out there who believe this shit. Trump could host a fireside chat on national tv where he details every scam he has orchestrated since 2016 and argue that a rich president makes a happy president, and a happy president makes a happy America. And he would not drop 1% in approval ratings. THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE DOES. ORANGE JESUS IS BEST JESUS! 

Correct.  Nothing he does or says can cause the cult to lose faith.  They just turn it into yet another reason that he is indeed the Chosen One.  That's how cults work.  Full stop.

2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

in our gilded age 2.0 crony capitalism era there are no no no's 

fify

Ain't no "back in"

We are fully in it, again. 

6 hours ago, Captainant said:

He's more like GDGD than Strong. Had everything he needed to get endzone damn near every play, but instead ran bubble screens for YEARS

Too soon.

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13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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The Million Manchild March

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17 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

The Million Manchild March

Incelibrate 2025

As far as I know, Tesla still requires NTSHA approval of FSD to launch their robotaxi service in Austin next week, and as of a couple of weeks ago they didnt have that. Trump could probably fuck with him here as that agency falls under that real world dipshit Sean Duffy. Bigger question is whether Elon even cares, of if he would just launch without NTSHA approval promising remote drivers are at the wheel observing all operations. (wink, wink)

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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ha gay GIF

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I love that they live in some imaginary world where Dems and non-MAGA opposes release of the Epstein files.  When in reality, functionally all of us are of the "awesome, release files showing bad conduct and let the chips fall where they may."

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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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This is what Grok cranked out when I asked it to turn that tweet into a gif.

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

A hissy fit on social media is now the pinnacle of masculinity to MAGAts?

Again....cult.  As long as one of those guys is Trump, two guys having an all-day session of reciprocal anal sex and blowjobs while dressed in sissy-wear would be the NEW pinnacle of "alpha male heterosexual" behavior.  None of it has to make any objective sense.  In fact, it never will.

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Trump is only posting on Truth

Elon is only posting on X

 

Yeah, VERYYYYYYY direct.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Trump is only posting on Truth

Elon is only posting on X

 

Yeah, VERYYYYYYY direct.

"Posting on dueling websites that the other person reads" = ALPHA MALE!

"Talking directly to each other and settling your differences like men" = beta cuck soy boy.

19 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

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This is what Grok cranked out when I asked it to turn that tweet into a gif.

I’m crying over this. 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

A hissy fit on social media is now the pinnacle of masculinity to MAGAts?

His name is Joey Mannarino. If that’s not an authority on testicles, who can you believe? It’s like somebody named Jenny Femalia talking about period cravings. 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

His name is Joey Mannarino. If that’s not an authority on testicles, who can you believe?

Well, I for one thought his band Mahogany Rush flat out rocked.

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I feel pretty masculine and have testicles and I’ve had arguments with other men before, but never felt like calling them a pedophile. Does that mean I’m not masculine?.

 

24 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

A hissy fit on social media is now the pinnacle of masculinity to MAGAts?

Trump is a multi-time draft dodger who was longtime friends with the Clintons and they still love him.  Musk holds a lot of views that they’d hate, and does a lot of weird shit they would frown upon and they used to love him.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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300 started. Half broke down, ran through traffic signals and crashed, or burst into flames en route.  

Elmo points out that the number of amputated fingers has been reduced by 67%, but the MSM will not report that.

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