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39 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

A hissy fit on social media is now the pinnacle of masculinity to MAGAts?

And they say women are too emotional to be president….

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Dinesh is a special kind of stupid

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

A hissy fit on social media is now the pinnacle of masculinity to MAGAts?

Getting called a "girl" by AOC would be the most erotic and special thing that's ever happened to them.

This seems good? Is it good?

 

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I hope I'm not the only one who had to read that about five times before I figured out what it actually said.

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I hope I'm not the only one who had to read that about five times before I figured out what it actually said.

I was picturing that Silicon Valley episode when that robot head escaped and was returned to be scraped for parts.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Dinesh is a special kind of stupid

 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Dinesh D'Stupid

Dated both Coulter and Ingraham, stupid may be too kind. 

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17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

Dated both Coulter and Ingraham, stupid may be too kind. 

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Elon is continuing to attack the GOP, angry that they are against solar/EV, claiming they are idiots and can't do simple math.  Bitching about the low Japanese birthrate. Bitching about Trump/Congress selling out America.  He's not backing down.  He's retweeting a lot of Chip Roy bitching about the budget.

And then he dropped the results of his poll:

The people have spoken. A new political party is needed in America to represent the 80% in the middle! And exactly 80% of people agree This is fate

And he retweeted this

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He's making it very clear that he thinks the Republicans will lose the House next year and Trump will be investigated/impeached.  Were he to try and kickstart a tech bros political party (or take over the libertarians more than likely), he could help make that happen.

I worried that somebody might try and get the two of them to make up, but then I remember the Epstein comment, and Trump mocking his black eye and threatening his government subsidies and contracts, and remembered they'll try and hurt each other as much as they can.

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So if you deport a rich guy, and he just flys back in on his jet, what happens?

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

So if you deport a rich guy, and he just flys back in on his jet, what happens?

If they deport his ass, he won't be getting into any airports.

Ironically, he's really playing nice with Canada right now, even giving out Starlink for free because of the wildfires.

7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

So if you deport a rich guy, and he just flys back in on his jet, what happens?

Shoot the plane down.

Doesn't privilege extend beyond death?  Unless the client specifically allows something different?  

/NotALawyer

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump posted this a few hours ago.

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Happy Don Rickles GIF

"Are you still fucking underage girls like you did on Epstein's island? Its a simple yes or no question."

6 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

A hissy fit on social media is now the pinnacle of masculinity to MAGAts?

What happened to fuck your feelings? 

RIP fuck your feelings. Murdered by the most sensitive pussies on earth.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He's making it very clear that he thinks the Republicans will lose the House next year and Trump will be investigated/impeached.  Were he to try and kickstart a tech bros political party (or take over the libertarians more than likely), he could help make that happen.

I worried that somebody might try and get the two of them to make up, but then I remember the Epstein comment, and Trump mocking his black eye and threatening his government subsidies and contracts, and remembered they'll try and hurt each other as much as they can.

I'm fine with this. 

6 hours ago, Chopper said:

Getting called a "girl" by AOC would be the most erotic and special thing that's ever happened to them.

This seems good? Is it good?

 

When you ask grok to make this tweet a gif 

 

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Again....cult.  As long as one of those guys is Trump, two guys having an all-day session of reciprocal anal sex and blowjobs while dressed in sissy-wear would be the NEW pinnacle of "alpha male heterosexual" behavior.  None of it has to make any objective sense.  In fact, it never will.

Wasn’t there a podcaster who shoved a dildo his ass on a podcast to prove if he wasn’t gay?

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn’t there a podcaster who shoved a dildo his ass on a podcast to prove if he wasn’t gay?

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On 6/5/2025 at 6:37 PM, tomahawk dunk said:

SpaceX would probably do better if Musk was forced to part ways with the company and Shotwell was left alone to run it.

Tesla as well. Stock price would go down for sure, but in the long run it will be a much stronger company. 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn’t there a podcaster who shoved a dildo his ass on a podcast to prove if he wasn’t gay?

That would be one of the founders of the proud boys

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn’t there a podcaster who shoved a dildo his ass on a podcast to prove if he wasn’t gay?

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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn’t there a podcaster who shoved a dildo his ass on a podcast to prove if he wasn’t gay?

Gavin McInnes, co-founder of the Proud Boys

Spoiler

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Everyone focusing on this administration’s refusal to release the Epstein files realizes there were 4 fucking years where a Dem administration could have done so right?

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37 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lots of dems in there too. 

My father in law worked for John Tower during his first senate campaign, the 1961 special election against two-time interim Senator “Dollar Bill” Blakely, who was appointed to serve for Lyndon Johnson after he was elected Vice President. 
Tower was drunk at an event and took a woman back to his room. My FIL heard that a photographer for the Blakely campaign planned to catch them together, ran to Tower’s room, and banged on the door to warn him. Tower came to the door and when he heard about the spy, he said

”Not to worry young man, we’ve got pictures of them, too.”
 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Everyone focusing on this administration’s refusal to release the Epstein files realizes there were 4 fucking years where a Dem administration could have done so right?

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No one cares and no one will do anything to anyone on that list.

15 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

No one cares and no one will do anything to anyone on that list.

If that was the case, the files would have been released already.  MAGA was deeply pissed the Trump administration said Epstein killed himself.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If that was the case, the files would have been released already.  MAGA was deeply pissed the Trump administration said Epstein killed himself.

It’s a head in the sand thing. If the files aren’t released we can deny knowing who’s actually in the list, even though it’s likely all the names we would expect. I mean just look at pictures of who we have seen Epstein and Maxwell. You can guarantee anyone in any picture with them is on the list. We can keep our faux outrage while pretending they really aren’t on the list. 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Gavin McInnes, co-founder of the Proud Boys

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Every time the proud boys assemble and march somewhere, I guess you would be accurate in calling that a pride parade?

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Every time the proud boys assemble and march somewhere, I guess you would be accurate in calling that a pride parade?

They have a propensity to assemble in the backs of U-Haul trucks, so they aren’t that proud.

If Musk tries to create a new party, I have no doubt he will pursue them - they aren’t happy about a lot of things in D.C.

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Again....cult.  As long as one of those guys is Trump, two guys having an all-day session of reciprocal anal sex and blowjobs while dressed in sissy-wear would be the NEW pinnacle of "alpha male heterosexual" behavior.  None of it has to make any objective sense.  In fact, it never will.

Andrew Tate talked about this.

I guess I didn't realize the cameras Tesla uses are what was state of the art in cell phones 10 years ago. The robotaxi roll out in Austin should be amazing.

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I’m sure all the trans ladies would love being the loophole for these closeted gay guys to get some dick. I guess this crowd isn’t the same as the religious sex is only for married procreation crowd, yet they share the same idol?

36 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yep

 

Mr Tate’s response:

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Trouble in paradise, and lulz at the MUH FREEZE PEACH leopards eating his face

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-elon-musk-consequences-funds-democratic-candidates-rcna211605

President Donald Trump on Saturday said there would be “serious consequences” if tech mogul Elon Musk funds Democratic candidates to run against Republicans who vote in favor of the GOP’s sweeping budget bill.

“If he does, he’ll have to pay the consequences for that,” Trump told NBC News in a phone interview, but declined to share what those consequences would be.

“He’ll have to pay very serious consequences if he does that,” he added.

The president also said he has no desire to repair his relationship with Musk after a feud between the two men erupted into public view earlier this week.

“No,” Trump said when asked if he had any wish to do so.

Asked if he thought his relationship with the Tesla and SpaceX CEO was over, Trump said, “I would assume so, yeah.”

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46 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m sure all the trans ladies would love being the loophole for these closeted gay guys to get some dick. I guess this crowd isn’t the same as the religious sex is only for married procreation crowd, yet they share the same idol?

 Or do they share the same dildo? To wit: 

 

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