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TSLA @ 250 USD

 

#dealwithit

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15 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Someone needs to turn this into a "deal with it"/sunglasses meme.

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Smoking it like a cigar. Inhale, dummy. 

I like how he tells everyone he's so integral to Tesla that he has to live at the plant.

Then he goes on a podcast and smokes weed.

9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how he tells everyone he's so integral to Tesla that he has to live at the plant.

Then he goes on a podcast and smokes weed.

He iiiiis the plant....  it's zen.

4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

So now Musk went on Joe Rogan podcast and smoked some weed. 

Yes it’s legal in CA but as a CEO of a company embroiled in issues mostly due to your own actions is this the best thing to do?

i think he’s over it, wants to get forced out by board and is acting crazy to force either a shareholder or BOD revolt. Will be interesting case study. 

I don't think he's acting.  The disaster that is his personal life isn't an act.

Watched the interview this morning.  Very entertaining, but he is one weird dude.

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

James Brown did it better.

 

JB wasn't sending dudes into space. That was more P-Funk's deal. 

Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

JB wasn't sending dudes into space. That was more P-Funk's deal. 

Looked like he got himself into the stratosphere, at least.

I wonder when all of this starts hurting sales. At some point all of this has to scare off some buyers

11 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I wonder when all of this starts hurting sales. At some point all of this has to scare off some buyers

Tesla sales recently passed up Pontiac Aztec sales (well last year) so I don't think it'll be a problem.

http://www.thedrive.com/news/23396/report-tesla-model-3-is-fifth-best-selling-car-of-august-in-the-us

The Tesla Model 3 was the fifth best-selling passenger car in the United States during the month of August. It sold 20,450 units according to GoodCarBadCar, presumably a sales figure similar to the number of vehicles Tesla could produce throughout the month, as Model 3 demand still outstrips supply. 

Tesla officially releases its own sales data quarterly, and declined to comment when asked for confirmation of this figure. Nevertheless, Model 3 sales reportedly ranked fifth among passenger cars, behind only the Toyota Camry (30,141 sales), Honda Civic (27,677 sales), Honda Accord (26,725 sales), and Toyota Corolla (26,155 sales). Strangely, it occupies a no-man's-land between the Corolla and the next-closest vehicle, the Hyundai Elantra, which is down at 15,475.

Reported Model 3 sales also beat out the combined totals of its chief German competitors in the premium compact sedan segment. In the same period, Audi moved 3,768 A4 sedans, BMW 3,751 3-series, and Mercedes-Benz 4,071 C-class vehicles, combining for 11,590 sales.

Including truck and crossover sales, however, the Model 3 slips down to 15th in the context of the entire U.S. market. Its volume is dwarfed by the Ford F-series pickup (81,839 sales) and FCA's Ram pickups (49,912 sales), as well as three crossovers each moving upwards of 33,400 vehicles each. However, the Model 3 still outsold one of FCA's biggest cash cows, the Jeep Wrangler, which moved 20,168 SUVs, a 20 percent increase over 2017 volume.

 

A common attraction for customers of the Model 3 is the vehicle's high Environmental Protection Agency mpg-equivalent (EPA MPGe) efficiency rating, allowing reduced running costs. However, the Model 3 is disproportionately expensive to insure when compared to its competitors owing to expensive bodywork and higher claim rates than average, offsetting this cost some. This may be partially attributable to frequent misuse of Tesla's "Autopilot" automated driving assist suite, though this may be in turn caused by misunderstanding of the difference between automated and autonomous.

Controversial or not, the Model 3 is already one of the nation's bestselling vehicles, and Tesla just needs to figure out how to make more of them to boost its sales.

Lol it's selling on hype and backlog.  If the model has had supply for 2 years...let's see it's sale rate

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Lol it's selling on hype and backlog.  If the model has had supply for 2 years...let's see it's sale rate

I do agree on the backlog part.  The car lives up to the hype.  Will be interesting to see what occurs in the next year when the $35k version starts being produced.

Can’t wait til he really goes Howard Hughes and starts teaming up with the CIA to raise sunken Soviet submarines and then get held prison in a hotel suite by his own minions.

On 9/7/2018 at 10:03 AM, Art Vandelay said:

Someone needs to turn this into a "deal with it"/sunglasses meme.

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On 9/7/2018 at 4:27 PM, Biff Tannen said:

http://www.thedrive.com/news/23396/report-tesla-model-3-is-fifth-best-selling-car-of-august-in-the-us

The Tesla Model 3 was the fifth best-selling passenger car in the United States during the month of August. It sold 20,450 units according to GoodCarBadCar, presumably a sales figure similar to the number of vehicles Tesla could produce throughout the month, as Model 3 demand still outstrips supply. Tesla officially releases its own sales data quarterly, and declined to comment when asked for confirmation of this figure.

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Being the 5th best selling passenger car is a bit like being the 5th best looking girl at a six contestant beauty pageant.  No one is buying cars anymore, and manufacturers have slowed production to a trickle of what it was.  That has nothing to do with the quality of the product, of course.  It's just an odd thing to crow about.

 

 

TSLA about to have a criminal probe launched on them due to Musk's comments re:taking the company private.  That's not gonna be a fun thing. 

12 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

TSLA about to have a criminal probe launched on them due to Musk's comments re:taking the company private.  That's not gonna be a fun thing. 

The shorts are conspiring against Elon!!

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He must have fucked a lot of people's wives / moms / girlfriends. That's the only reason I can think of for all these people being so mean to him. 

On 9/17/2018 at 2:20 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Inevitable. 

This suit only seeks $75K in comensation and an injunction, along with punitive measures not spelled out. It was filed in Cali. 

Unsworth plans to sue him in London too.  

Just a note, that is a federal lawsuit under diversity jurisdiction, meaning citizens of two different states (or a state and foreign country) with an amount in controversy exceeding $75k.  He is not seeking or limited to $75k.

I'm not sure what is the point of suing in London.  Perhaps the fact that they don't have a public figure doctrine, but it would seem at some point that he has to choose one or the other.

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On 9/7/2018 at 9:03 AM, Art Vandelay said:

Someone needs to turn this into a "deal with it"/sunglasses meme.

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This is what its like having "fuck you money."

 

9 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He must have fucked a lot of people's wives / moms / girlfriends. That's the only reason I can think of for all these people being so mean to him. 

I'm sure he has gone figuratively Rick James on a lot of people.

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

This is what its like having "fuck you money."

 

I'm sure he has gone figuratively Rick James on a lot of people.

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He’ll also likely find out what it’s like when several hedge funds with ‘Fuck you $$’ attack his company Stock.    

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SEC suing Elon Musk for misleading investors re: taking Tesla private.  This should get interesting. 

39 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

SEC suing Elon Musk for misleading investors re: taking Tesla private.  This should get interesting. 

So it looks like the SEC is voting Fraud.
Those guys (and gals) just don't know how to take a twitter joke.

Down 12% after hours. Market Cap still $52 billion, less 12% I suppose. Much larger actually when you add in dilution from deep in the money options.

The board was totally negligent in my opinion regarding the buyout offer. As soon as he tweeted that he was taking the company private, he no longer represented the interests of Tesla shareholders and should have removed himself immediately. I mean, you have a guy working for a rival company and he's giving away all your private information to them. How could you even negotiate?

Board has come out with a strong statement of full support of Elon. Looks like Tesla is taking the Mark Cuban approach to go on the offensive against the SEC.

Difference is that Elon has two companies to run which will cause a huge distraction given both companies are very much controlled by Elon

I’m not sure what the proposed defense is here. The tweet was very clearly false and caused direct damage to short sellers. Pretty open-and-close case from my perspective.

What is the best case outcome for Tesla?  Musk pays a fine,  and continues on as boss?

The worst  case outcome is obvious.

The SEC is useless. Surely there will be a fine to pay and that will be that.

2 hours ago, shakahorn said:

What is the best case outcome for Tesla?  Musk pays a fine,  and continues on as boss?

The worst  case outcome is obvious.

worse case is barred from being a director of a public company.

I saw a headline on my Google feed.  The SEC said he came up with the $420 price, b/c pot.  I never put that together.  Funny

I saw another headline.  The stock could take a $130 nosedive if he is pushed out.

Interesting stuff.

6 hours ago, BNB said:

I saw a headline on my Google feed.  The SEC said he came up with the $420 price, b/c pot.  I never put that together.  Funny

I saw another headline.  The stock could go to zero.

Interesting stuff.

FIFY

Settlement with SEC.  has to drop the chairman role.


And a $20m fine

So for the dumbasses in the room...is that a legit penalty or just slap on the wrist?

So for the dumbasses in the room...is that a legit penalty or just slap on the wrist?


Could have been worse imo but losing chairman role is a big deal.
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The Model 3 is now both the best selling American made car and the top selling luxury car in its size segment. 

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

On 8/17/2018 at 9:40 AM, Robin Masters said:

Who you gonna believe. A pathological liar Musk, or these tittays?

Hmm ... they do make a pretty compelling case.

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