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58 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Who will he get as his candidate? Who would want to work with him? 

Are you suggesting that he will have trouble finding a wannabe President who's shameless enough to hitch his wagon to Elmo?

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

He doesn’t even see his children now!

Yeah, that was a don’t throw me in that briar patch comment

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you suggesting that he will have trouble finding a wannabe President who's shameless enough to hitch his wagon to Elmo?

I ALREADY VOLUNTEERED, GODDAMMIT!

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I ALREADY VOLUNTEERED, GODDAMMIT!

Unless you start seeding your social media with dramatic readings of "Mein Kampf" in blackface, you will not be qualified.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Unless you start seeding your social media with dramatic readings of "Mein Kampf" in blackface, you will not be qualified.

I, uh, thought we didn't dox around here....

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I, uh, thought we didn't dox around here....

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Well shit, Brisketaryan 2028 then.

If Meta is giving out $100 million for AI nerds, then Elon can hire me for his new political party at $101 million.

30 minutes ago, pacman said:

If Meta is giving out $100 million for AI nerds, then Elon can hire me for his new political party at $101 million.

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2 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The big shit bill is going to completely fuck Tesla.  Should be some good fireworks over the 4th of July weekend.

Coal baby! None of that woke solar shit that kills all the birds.

Wait! That’s  the windmills.  Still, God’s anthracite over woke bird killers.  

5 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The big shit bill is going to completely fuck Tesla.  Should be some good fireworks over the 4th of July weekend.

He has been bitching about the bill, about it attacking solar energy, he's pushing SpaceX stuff.

Oh, and retweeting pro-Tesla tweets that with 7,400 cars sold in Turkey, it's the best-selling car there (in June) and with 520 or so cars sold in Ireland, it's the best-selling car there (in June).

And he's retweeting polls and people calling for him to start an America Party. 

 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He has been bitching about the bill, about it attacking solar energy, he's pushing SpaceX stuff.

Oh, and retweeting pro-Tesla tweets that with 7,400 cars sold in Turkey, it's the best-selling car there (in June) and with 520 or so cars sold in Ireland, it's the best-selling car there (in June).

And he's retweeting polls and people calling for him to start an America Party. 

 

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

 

What the hell, I'm in.  Can I work from ho..er, a remote location?  

I offer my services at a modest $1 million per annum plus 2% of all media buys.

 

 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

I'm ready for change. All this Make America Great Again bullshit is a real ass-beating. Let's Make USA Fucking Fantastic. Those hats will sell like hotcakes.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm ready for change. All this Make America Great Again bullshit is a real ass-beating. Let's Make USA Fucking Fantastic. Those hats will sell like hotcakes.

You may have a future as my third assistant director of merchandising and selling cheap chinese shit falsely labeled as made in america because fuck the rubes.  Sure, it's a long title, but you can see that it has lots of responsibilities.

50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I offer my services as a candidate, consultant, coffee boy, whatever, to the America Party.  Due to my extensive posting history on the internets, and the fact that my meme game is strong, I think a $50 million compensation package is appropriate.  And I will take whatever political positions the America Party chooses to adopt.  Because I am embracing this era of grift and absolute amoral whoredom.  If you can't beat em, join em.

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54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You may have a future as my third assistant director of merchandising and selling cheap chinese shit falsely labeled as made in america because fuck the rubes.  Sure, it's a long title, but you can see that it has lots of responsibilities.

Shit, if things keep going the way they are going with AI and everything else, you might be able to get real Americans making cheap shit again.

Maybe that'll be enough to break their meme status and send their valuation down to that of a struggling car company?

56 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Maybe that'll be enough to break their meme status and send their valuation down to that of a struggling car company?

That would be in the low $20s per share.

That would be in the low $20s per share.

Damn that would be hilarious. I know people who were gleefully dumping all kinds of money into Tesla earlier than year. They’ll take a bath on it. (These are not savvy market investors — they’re MAGA dipshits and I’m here for it, even though some of them are friends.)
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23 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Damn that would be hilarious. I know people who were gleefully dumping all kinds of money into Tesla earlier than year. They’ll take a bath on it. (These are not savvy market investors — they’re MAGA dipshits and I’m here for it, even though some of them are friends.)

That’s where you and I are different.  Nobody in the category of MAGA dipshit is a friend of mine.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Damn that would be hilarious. I know people who were gleefully dumping all kinds of money into Tesla earlier than year. They’ll take a bath on it. (These are not savvy market investors — they’re MAGA dipshits and I’m here for it, even though some of them are friends.)

A lot of investors probably have no clue about the carbon credits and tax breaks stuff.  I’ve known multiple people who bring up how successful Tesla is and I tell them that a big driver of that is the American people giving them tax breaks and other companies buying the credits and they get confused..

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

That’s where you and I are different.  Nobody in the category of MAGA dipshit is a friend of mine.

They're more acquaintances at this point, one or two are former newspaper industry colleagues (the few who aren't liberal anyways). They were so giddy to be buying Tesla at "the bottom" and were proudly gonna ride it back to the top!

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So I half expected something like this today

Musk: We happen to have a few CyberTrucks on hand, and we have a lot of CyberTruck owners in Texas, we are going to Kerr County to do some rescues

Kerr County Emergency Management: We appreciate the offer Mr. Musk, but we only want trained first responders operating in the area.

Musk: We will still send some CyberTrucks that you will use.

Kerr County Emergency Management: Again, Mr. Musk, we appreciate the offer, but in many areas, power is out, and there is a massive amount of rain still forecast. We looked into it and your CyberTrucks may be liked by their buyers, but we have concerns about their suitability in wet conditions and with their heavy weight, they may become more easily stuck in muddy areas.

Musk: Pedophiles.

Lol they’ll just drive into the river 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

A lot of investors probably have no clue about the carbon credits and tax breaks stuff.  I’ve known multiple people who bring up how successful Tesla is and I tell them that a big driver of that is the American people giving them tax breaks and other companies buying the credits and they get confused..

Elon is so stupid. How can he be a visionary prodigy scientific mastermind genius and not see it coming that Trump was going to stab him in the back? I can’t think of one person not related to Trump that was a successful business partner with him after Trump got what he wanted. 
 

Elon could’ve rigged this election for Kamala for way cheaper and gotten more in return in terms of subsidies and favorable legislation. I have no doubt in my mind Trump will go out of his way to make Elon suffer for publicly bringing up the Epstein files. 

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Such a messy divorce.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Lol they’ll just drive into the river 

Then use the cybertruck. It can be a boat too! 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It’s just getting started.

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Elon is so stupid. How can he be a visionary prodigy scientific mastermind genius and not see it coming that Trump was going to stab him in the back? I can’t think of one person not related to Trump that was a successful business partner with him after Trump got what he wanted. 
 
Elon could’ve rigged this election for Kamala for way cheaper and gotten more in return in terms of subsidies and favorable legislation. I have no doubt in my mind Trump will go out of his way to make Elon suffer for publicly bringing up the Epstein files. 

But … she’s bleck

I'm imagining there's some on the Texas legislature who would want a mulligan on their votes:

 

 

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I do not know for sure that this is real, but Elon has apparently filed for a new political party.

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It’s real. His won’t have the wealth to support shit in a few months when Trump finishes grinding Tesla into dust. 

Plus why is he going to care what happens here when dear leader deports him

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