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2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

New at the Grok gift shop:

 

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

Looks like someone used to pause Street Fighter II on SNES to look up Chun Li's skirt.

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I can’t stop thinking about how many gallons of water were used to make Grok talk about foot jobs. How we have a computer more powerful than all of NASA in 1969 in our hands and we use it to sexually harass animated goth girls.

We are itching for an encounter with an enraged Old Testament deity. Zeus was right and Prometheus was the bad guy, the Olympians saw this coming. 

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I can’t stop thinking about how many gallons of water were used to make Grok talk about foot jobs. How we have a computer more powerful than all of NASA in 1969 in our hands and we use it to sexually harass animated goth girls.

My favorite one of these comparisons is that a 90's era Furby holds more computational power than the Apollo guidance computers that landed man on the moon. Heck, the phone in my hands right now is significantly more powerful than the laptop I got my degree with

16 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Zeus was right and Prometheus was the bad guy, the Olympians saw this coming. 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I can’t stop thinking about how many gallons of water were used to make Grok talk about foot jobs. How we have a computer more powerful than all of NASA in 1969 in our hands and we use it to sexually harass animated goth girls.

We are itching for an encounter with an enraged Old Testament deity. Zeus was right and Prometheus was the bad guy, the Olympians saw this coming. 

@Zeus congratulations!

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

can’t stop thinking about how many gallons of water were used to make Grok talk about foot jobs. How we have a computer more powerful than all of NASA in 1969 in our hands and we use it to sexually harass animated goth girls.

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Really love this explainer which makes things worse in every way:

”Grok doesn’t have a surname and so when it got asked “what is your surname,” it searched the internet and found a horribly offensive meme and chose that name.”

”Who made the meme?”

”Well, Grok did. But that’s neither here nor there and so let’s move along and explain why it always checks with Elon Musk first before answering a question.” 
 

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12 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It’s time to unplug the universe and plug it back in again. 
 

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When the product is free, YOU are the product.  Grok is taking all the perversions of his fans and rolling them into his algorithm.  Cool cool.

42 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What a fucking loser. 

Didn’t have him being into softcore Mormon erotica on my bingo card, but here we are.

Didn’t have him being into softcore Mormon erotica on my bingo card, but here we are.

Friend, we don’t kink shame around here.
Well this is horrifying 
 

Grok will be bragging about how it does this best within a week.
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Grok will be bragging about how it does this best within a week.

I will have to do some testing of this to see how well it stands up to the others.

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12 hours ago, Js1 said:

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We saw something on the news about people (dudes, of course) having actual emotional affairs with chat bots.  We were like "What...the...fuck?"

I looked at my wife and said "You know he jerks off to it, right?"

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We saw something on the news about people (dudes, of course) having actual emotional affairs with chat bots.  We were like "What...the...fuck?"

I looked at my wife and said "You know he jerks off to it, right?"

Hey man, let's not cast stones. As a 12 year old when AOL Instant Messenger launched, I was ready to believe someone's answer to a/s/l? without a second's hesitation.

15 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There have to be better ways of telling the world you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.

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Waymo, Uber expand service in Austin: Here’s where | KXAN Austin

 Waymo and Uber said the companies would expand their service territory in Austin beginning Friday.

According to Waymo, fully autonomous rides will soon span across 90 square miles from North Austin to South Austin and will include new neighborhoods, as well as destinations like The Domain and McKinney Falls State Park.

“We’re proud to offer the only fully autonomous, 24/7 experience for anyone in Austin, and are excited to offer more destinations across the city – no waitlists or caveats,” Waymo said.

The company said there were currently more than 100 Waymo vehicles on Uber in Austin. It also hoped that the number would grow to hundreds over time.

“With recent growth in Austin and California, plus opening in Atlanta with Uber, Waymo now serves more than 700 sq mi across the US,” the company said.

According to Waymo, it has driven over 100 million fully autonomous miles without a human behind the wheel.

“We’ve doubled our mileage in just six months while expanding to new cities like Atlanta—all building on our historic connection to Austin, where we completed the world’s first fully autonomous ride on public roads,” Waymo said.

With Leon doubling down on attacking Trump over the Epstein files, he's going to find that the Texas government is not very friendly to him.

36 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Hey man, let's not cast stones. As a 12 year old when AOL Instant Messenger launched, I was ready to believe someone's answer to a/s/l? without a second's hesitation.

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We saw something on the news about people (dudes, of course) having actual emotional affairs with chat bots.  We were like "What...the...fuck?"

I looked at my wife and said "You know he jerks off to it, right?"

And Musk is the kind of guy who decides he needs to jerk off, excuses himself, goes in the bathroom, turns on the exhaust fan, stands at the sink, pulls out his phone, pulls up his favorite spank material in whatever notes app he uses, and starts doing the deed. Based on his personality, you would think he's the type of guy would open the mirror or put a towel over it so he doesn't see himself, but sometimes he might forget, and then he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror jerking it, freezes up, and loses whatever erection he had.  He's not like the rest of us who, if we caught a glimpse of ourselves in the mirror, would quietly look ourselves in the face and say "are we going to do this" "fuck yeah we're going to do this" and continue on with our business.

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Waymo, Uber expand service in Austin: Here’s where | KXAN Austin

 Waymo and Uber said the companies would expand their service territory in Austin beginning Friday.

According to Waymo, fully autonomous rides will soon span across 90 square miles from North Austin to South Austin and will include new neighborhoods, as well as destinations like The Domain and McKinney Falls State Park.

“We’re proud to offer the only fully autonomous, 24/7 experience for anyone in Austin, and are excited to offer more destinations across the city – no waitlists or caveats,” Waymo said.

The company said there were currently more than 100 Waymo vehicles on Uber in Austin. It also hoped that the number would grow to hundreds over time.

“With recent growth in Austin and California, plus opening in Atlanta with Uber, Waymo now serves more than 700 sq mi across the US,” the company said.

According to Waymo, it has driven over 100 million fully autonomous miles without a human behind the wheel.

“We’ve doubled our mileage in just six months while expanding to new cities like Atlanta—all building on our historic connection to Austin, where we completed the world’s first fully autonomous ride on public roads,” Waymo said.

New expanded Waymo map:

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I'd like to point out that Waymo in 2025 now covers the entire area that Project Connect's rail system may cover in 2035.

2 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

I'd like to point out that Waymo in 2025 now covers the entire area that Project Connect's rail system may cover in 2035.

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Didn’t have him being into softcore Mormon erotica on my bingo card, but here we are.

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A hypothetical. If Elon’s creation of the American Party were to cause the Republicans to lose the Presidency in 3.5 years to either a Democrat or American Party candidate (you won’t know until Election Day) would you contribute to and support the American Party?

48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

A hypothetical. If Elon’s creation of the American Party were to cause the Republicans to lose the Presidency in 3.5 years to either a Democrat or American Party candidate (you won’t know until Election Day) would you contribute to and support the American Party?

Musk understands that throwing money at politics can get him a long way, but then he seemed shocked when he got booted out (while most of us saw it coming well in advance), so his political awareness is really bad. If he became hell-bent on an American Party happening, I don't think he realizes the GOP would destroy his companies, and therefore his ATM machines. NHTSA would wreck Tesla and NASA dropping SpaceX contracts and Starlink probably getting in deep shit for any number of reasons (Musk's ties to Russia/China could be looked at and pushed front-and-center in the news). Hell, Stephen Miller will probably get his ass deported.

in terms of the AP, if Musk actually made it happen, Vance probably couldn't win in 2028, so the AP gets a little help right off the bat. Musk doesn't have the money and followers to flip Congress to the American Party though, and Republicans in Congress would be looking for revenge and would happily team up with Dems to minimize any damage that an AP President could do (so that it's a one-term-and done thing).

 

As the man who has volunteered to be the AP Presidential nominee, I do not appreciate your post.  Mostly because my "volunteer fee" of $50 million is really important to me.

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As the man who has volunteered to be the AP Presidential nominee, I do not appreciate your post.  Mostly because my "volunteer fee" of $50 million is really important to me.

Musk was able to wreck shop as a bull in a china shop, but this is a bull in a bullfighting arena, and it will never end well for the bull.  And Musk would probably run a really sketchy candidate.

I predict Musk will just throw money at Republican candidates/politicians who support him.  The alternative is that he'd have to get an entire political party off the ground in less than 6 months (gotta go through the primaries next year for Congressional candidates). I don't think he could pull it off. It's easier to throw money at the Republicans that Trump is pissed at.

I also think that if Musk really tries, his net worth by this time next year would be far, far below what it is now.

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And Musk would probably run a really sketchy candidate.

Oh.  So you DID know I was angling to be the nominee.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh.  So you DID know I was angling to be the nominee.

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There have to be a large number of people who have made a shitload of easy money off of Musk (Linda Yaccarino being the latest).

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh.  So you DID know I was angling to be the nominee.

I hear this in the Betty Blackwell commercial voice.

Musk posted this yesterday.  Here is hoping he gets on some binge and really goes after Trump and Trump wrecks his companies as a result.  

The old:
1. Admit nothing
2. Deny everything
3. Make counterclaims
But it won’t work this time
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The alternative is that he'd have to get an entire political party off the ground in less than 6 months (gotta go through the primaries next year for Congressional candidates). I don't think he could pull it off.

He could always just buy an existing third-party that already has ballot access. 

On 7/15/2025 at 7:23 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

It’s time to unplug the universe and plug it back in again. 
 

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

He could always just buy an existing third-party that already has ballot access. 

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20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What a fucking loser

 

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And Musk is the kind of guy who decides he needs to jerk off, excuses himself, goes in the bathroom, turns on the exhaust fan, stands at the sink, pulls out his phone, pulls up his favorite spank material in whatever notes app he uses, and starts doing the deed. Based on his personality, you would think he's the type of guy would open the mirror or put a towel over it so he doesn't see himself, but sometimes he might forget, and then he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror jerking it, freezes up, and loses whatever erection he had.  He's not like the rest of us who, if we caught a glimpse of ourselves in the mirror, would quietly look ourselves in the face and say "are we going to do this" "fuck yeah we're going to do this" and continue on with our business.

Oddly specific. 

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He's not like the rest of us who, if we caught a glimpse of ourselves in the mirror, would quietly look ourselves in the face and say "are we going to do this" "fuck yeah we're going to do this" and continue on with our business.

Maybe ten years ago. Most of the Shag olds fapping in the mirror. 

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