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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder if you asked grok to define what “Western Civilization” is in context to Leon’s rants about it being destroyed, and if the answer would be “the ability to generate shitty AI anime porn for incels to jerk off to in their mom’s basement.”

From what I'm seeing, that's kind of the bedrock foundation of Western Civilization, per Elmo.  So...yeah.

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Goes both ways. Guess he has never read Red Dawn at Lexington. 

1 hour ago, kibbles said:

any one who says anything neg about Elon is a bitch.  yes, I am talking to you, bitch.

 

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2 hours ago, kibbles said:

any one who says anything neg about Elon is a bitch.  yes, I am talking to you, bitch.

Dude's a nazi-loving cunt 

3 hours ago, kibbles said:

any one who says anything neg about Elon is a bitch.  yes, I am talking to you, bitch.

Fuck you. Oh and FUCK Elmo. 

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4 hours ago, kibbles said:

any one who says anything neg about Elon is a bitch.  yes, I am talking to you, bitch.

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

But the girl is real, right? If not, I'm going to feel at least 40% more shame than usual.

2 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

But the girl is real, right? If not, I'm going to feel at least 40% more shame than usual.

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And since we're on the topic of Elon, I hadn't realized that there was the Humanoid Robot Games a few weeks back. This makes what Elon is doing look like toys. I mean we know Boston Dynamics already does that, but this is large scale.

 

 

The company that dominated this - Unitree - they make a robot, the R1, that sells for $6K and it is produced at scale.

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Musk going to have Grok and his incels pumping out all kinds of ant-Catholic stuff now.

kibbles self-immolated again and went after another poster repeatedly. 

7 minutes ago, blacklab said:

kibble went insane and was trolling and you idiots were engaging him 

Gotcha...never seen that poster before

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11 minutes ago, cobbled said:

I am not insane and I was not trolling.  I was trying to be like you guys!   imma knows me, kinda, and I have lurked since hornfans - every time I try to join in, I get warned and banned.   ok - I don't need to comment.  I am a jerk.  I am really smart.  I know that Texans do not trust me.   but, as AN AMERICAN CITIZEN SINCE BIRTH - I have a fucking 1st ammendment right to say what the fuck I want to say any fucking time I want to say any fucking thing.  is everyone ok with that?

Free Speech

Sorry you were sick the day they covered this in middle school civics class

6 hours ago, blacklab said:

kibble went insane and was trolling and you idiots were engaging him 

 

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

kibbles self-immolated again and went after another poster repeatedly. 

 

26 minutes ago, cobbled said:

I am not insane and I was not trolling.  I was trying to be like you guys!   imma knows me, kinda, and I have lurked since hornfans - every time I try to join in, I get warned and banned.   ok - I don't need to comment.  I am a jerk.  I am really smart.  I know that Texans do not trust me.   but, as AN AMERICAN CITIZEN SINCE BIRTH - I have a fucking 1st ammendment right to say what the fuck I want to say any fucking time I want to say any fucking thing.  is everyone ok with that?

I mean, insane might be the description for someone who gets banned for their content, then immediately returns and says "Hey, look, I'm that guy and my content was fine" while announcing his new handle. 

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And I'm not insane.  Please don't put in the newspaper that I'm insane.

29 minutes ago, utee94 said:

And I'm not insane.  Please don't put in the newspaper that I'm insane.

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13 hours ago, blacklab said:

kibble went insane and was trolling and you idiots were engaging him 

He wasn't that bad until ....

13 hours ago, mdmost said:

kibbles self-immolated again and went after another poster repeatedly. 

 

This. But hey man I get it, I'm hot, I would want a piece of me too if I was some anonymous internet poster.

 

7 hours ago, cobbled said:

I am not insane and I was not trolling.  I was trying to be like you guys!   imma knows me, kinda, and I have lurked since hornfans - every time I try to join in, I get warned and banned.   ok - I don't need to comment.  I am a jerk.  I am really smart.  I know that Texans do not trust me.   but, as AN AMERICAN CITIZEN SINCE BIRTH - I have a fucking 1st ammendment right to say what the fuck I want to say any fucking time I want to say any fucking thing.  is everyone ok with that?

 

You were trolling, just stop. The rest is blah blah blah, plus ...

 

7 hours ago, Foosters said:

Free Speech

Sorry you were sick the day they covered this in middle school civics class

This.

 

Anyway - whatever, Elon still sucks and can't make jack worth shit.

On 9/15/2025 at 6:34 AM, HenryJames said:

 

How much is the Catholic church worth? 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

How much is the Catholic church worth? 

A lot more than Tesla and Musk could ever dream of.

13 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

But hey man I get it, I'm hot, I would want a piece of me too if I was some anonymous internet poster.


 

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Tonight, on North Lamar near the Shoal Creek crossover (before MLK), while stuck in heavy traffic, we saw the following within a 5-minute timespan:

  • 11 Waymo's going both directions.  It was noticeable enough that we counted.
  • 0 Robotaxis.
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tonight, on North Lamar near the Shoal Creek crossover (before MLK), while stuck in heavy traffic, we saw the following within a 5-minute timespan:

  • 11 Waymo's going both directions.  It was noticeable enough that we counted.
  • 0 Robotaxis.

but how was the tavern?

Just now, South Austin said:

It has air conditioning.

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4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 


The money quote has to be the byline

 

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200kg of cocaine 

"Was this drug trafficking? We aren't sure"

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

200kg of cocaine 

"Was this drug trafficking? We aren't sure"

Is 400+ pounds of cocaine drug trafficking?

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2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:


The money quote has to be the byline

 

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Space-X branded cocaine? It wasn't a brand name, that was the address for delivery. 

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:


The money quote has to be the byline

 

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Sometimes the simulation entertains.

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The incels already have an OS though - it's called Linux

 

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28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The incels already have an OS though - it's called Linux

 

Prepare Season 7 GIF by Game of Thrones

Bro do you even nginx

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