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2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Now Mars makes sense. 
 

Dad you’re going on an extended vacation. 

Mars?

 

Now Elon throwing pedo accusations around like candy makes sense.

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45 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Now Elon throwing pedo accusations around like candy makes sense.

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Between his dad’s anccusations, and grok generating this stuff, and SpaceX not being able to get the job done on time, the time is ripe for him to get raked over the coals.

Elon Musk’s Father Accused of Child Sex Abuse by Multiple Family Members: Report

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One of the alleged victims includes Errol Musk's then 4-year-old stepdaughter, with whom he later fathered at least one child when she was an adult, per a New York Times report published Tuesday, Sept. 23

The report, published on Tuesday, Sept. 23, alleges the 79-year-old businessman sexually abused the family members beginning in 1993 in South Africa, where he lives, and California. The investigation cited police and court records as well as interviews with family members and social workers.

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Other family members also reportedly accused Errol of abusing two of his daughters and a stepson. In 2023, Errol’s 5-year-old son claimed his father groped his butt, per the report.

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In a statement to the Times, Errol denied the allegations, calling the reports “false and nonsense in the extreme.” He further said that the family members fabricated the allegations and that they were trying to extort Elon, per the report.

Elon is Errol's oldest child and one of three he shares with his first wife, Maye Musk. According to the Times, the investigation found the child sex abuse allegations could be why the two have an acrimonious relationship. The Times reported that a family member wrote Elon a five-page letter around 2010 asking for “advice, help, and guidance” regarding the claims, though it's unclear if Elon is aware of the letter. Elon declined to comment to the Times, they reported.

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In a 2017 interview with Rolling Stone, during which he reportedly cried, Elon called his father "a terrible human being" and "evil."

"You have no idea about how bad. Almost every crime you can possibly think of, he has done," Elon said. "Almost every evil thing you could possibly think of, he has done … It's so terrible, you can't believe it."

The Tesla founder also said there was no way to repair his relationship with his father. "In my experience, there is nothing you can do," he added.

Ummm..Tesla was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, but regardless.

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Elon still upset his father didn't find him attractive enough to molest. 

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Elon still upset his father didn't find him attractive enough to molest. 

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38 minutes ago, Deej said:

Elon still upset his father didn't find him attractive enough to molest. 

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38 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

That whole Elephant Graveyard video was posted elsewhere by someone a few weeks ago, and it was really great. Highly recommend viewing. Whoever it was, I think I might owe them a Hook'em. Here it is for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

'Twas me.  Love all the Elephant Graveyard stuff. 

 

I hadn't heard of them before, but after watching that one, I've watched some others. Really, really good stuff. Thanks for the introduction.

On 9/24/2025 at 4:53 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Pushed down the stairs and beaten because he was being asshole and mocking a kid, whose father had recently committed suicide, about the suicide. Poor Elon. He FAFO.

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23 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its also what you are flushing ad dollars down the toilet on. 

It's an open secret that social media impressions are bullshit, and yet it's the basis of the most valuable companies traded on the open market. God, I love living in economic bubbles

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I imagine this is what Derka's living room looks like, except each phone posts from his account simultaneously on the same thread. 

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On 9/23/2025 at 10:53 AM, Captain Ron said:

Mars?

 

Now Elon throwing pedo accusations around like candy makes sense.

Hmm ...

 

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Yeah unsurprisingly the guy who likes to call people pedo turns out too frequent an island that was known for rape of young women.  Release all the Epstein files.

On 6/5/2025 at 3:28 PM, C-Man said:

You want to get nuts?! Let’s get nuts!

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Oh he look Elon, SO ARE YOU!!!

 

  

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hmm ...

 

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16 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hmm ...

 

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I figured Elon didn't actually sleep with any of his baby mommas because he suffered from a case of dickwreck. I never considered the possibility that he simply couldn’t get it up because he’s only attracted to children.

I would like to see Leon and his merry band of Incels go to war against the GWAR fanbase.

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3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I figured Elon didn't actually sleep with any of his baby mommas because he suffered from a case of dickwreck. I never considered the possibility that he simply couldn’t get it up because he’s only attracted to children.

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5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Bingo.

As I said before, from this FBI and DOJ -- and its partner entity, X, you will only hear the following narratives about any act of violence committed: (1) ANTIFA! OR DIRTY IMMIGRANTS RUN AMOK!, or (2) absolutely nothing.  Silence, no words at all.

Elon is fucking human poison.  His mere existence harms humanity incalculably. 

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If you see a Cybertruck parked outside an art show, that art show is gonna suck.

13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you see a Cybertruck parked outside an art show, that art show is gonna suck.

Unless...you get to artify the Cybertruck.  Ton's of possibility there.  With the surplus, there's definitely the possibility of a new Cadillac Ranch.  

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4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Unless...you get to artify the Cybertruck.  Ton's of possibility there.  With the surplus, there's definitely the possibility of a new Cadillac Ranch.  

 

I will say this, having seen some damn good looking wrap jobs on the Cybertruck - the vehicle's biggest failing, for reasons beyond: Staining, Corrosion, Need for constant cleaning/polishing/maintenance, The need for specialized cleaners, Fingerprints, Smudges, Difficulties to Repair, and Appearance Variations, is the fact that you can only get it in that stupid silver. If they offered that thing in colors - they probably have a hit. The last few times I've been visiting my folks in Dripping Springs there is a red CT and an Army green CT and they look really good. I wouldn't buy one, but they aren't the eyesore that stainless CTs are.

 

Just saying.

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I will say this, having seen some damn good looking wrap jobs on the Cybertruck - the vehicle's biggest failing, for reasons beyond: Staining, Corrosion, Need for constant cleaning/polishing/maintenance, The need for specialized cleaners, Fingerprints, Smudges, Difficulties to Repair, and Appearance Variations, is the fact that you can only get it in that stupid silver. If they offered that thing in colors - they probably have a hit. The last few times I've been visiting my folks in Dripping Springs there is a red CT and an Army green CT and they look really good. I wouldn't buy one, but they aren't the eyesore that stainless CTs are.

 

Just saying.

While I don't own a cybertruck, I have owned a Samsung refrigerator so I can relate.

Electric vehicle tax credit ends today.  That explains why Tesla was trying to clear inventory out over the last two months.

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

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That car was ass, and no color was going to save it.

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Not to derail too much, but it was ahead of it's time as a CUV, even if it was ugly AF. If you squint, you see the silhouette of every third car on the road nowadays. 

Back on topic, though, between the tax credit ending and the shell games between Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter, and xAI, I am hopeful the Musk charade can end in the next year or two.

17 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Unless...you get to artify the Cybertruck.  

[RDC hisses like a vampire caught in sunlight]

I am not here to express myself artistically. I am here to sell the shit out of weird little cartoons.

12 hours ago, Covri said:

Counterpoint:

 

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25 minutes ago, Player said:


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Exactly why I took the picture, it was that color yellow. 

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