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Just now, Nivek said:

And here I thought it was because the image fell into South Austin's mom's vagina..

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Its because they block shit on their end with a cloudflare human checker thing. I can't do anything about it. 

Some people have just learned not to use fucking yarn gifs.

Tesla taxi and Optimus robot featured prominently on CNBC this morning, along with Denholm. 

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I'm surprised that the Tesla earnings didn't make more of a dent here. Despite the fact that revenue rose 12 percent, to $28.1 billion, profit fell 37 percent, to $1.4 billion from a year earlier. This was due to slashing prices on cars and the fact that there was a huge run on cars due to expiring Tax credits.

Given the expired credit, I can't see their next quarter's earning being that good at all.

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

I'm surprised that the Tesla earnings didn't make more of a dent here. Despite the fact that revenue rose 12 percent, to $28.1 billion, profit fell 37 percent, to $1.4 billion from a year earlier. This was due to slashing prices on cars and the fact that there was a huge run on cars due to expiring Tax credits.

Given the expired credit, I can't see their next quarter's earning being that good at all.

 

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Sounds like he needs a $1T pay package. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/27/tesla-musk-pay-shareholder-vote.html

Shareholders must vote to pay Tesla CEO Elon Musk almost $1 trillion, or he might not stay, Board Chair Robyn Denholm warned in a letter Monday.

“Without Elon, Tesla could lose significant value, as our company may no longer be valued for what we aim to become,” Denholm wrote ahead of Tesla’s annual meeting on Nov. 6.

The shareholder vote for Musk’s pay and other proposals closes at 11:59 p.m. ET on Nov. 5.

Musk is key to the future of the EV maker as it moves beyond being “just another car company,” with a bigger focus on Full Self Driving and Optimus, Denholm argued.

Several groups have publicly opposed the pay package in recent days, with Institutional Shareholder Services, the biggest proxy advisory firm in the world, recommending against its “astronomical” value.

Last week, a group of unions and corporate watchdogs launched the Take Back Tesla website to oppose the pay package, noting Musk’s embracing of right-wing political movements and amplifying of conspiracy theories that have damaged the brand.

Musk lashed out at proxy firms as “corporate terrorists” on a post-earnings call with analysts last week.

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Shareholders must vote to pay Tesla CEO Elon Musk almost $1 trillion, or he might not stay, Board Chair Robyn Denholm warned in a letter Monday.

“Without Elon, Tesla could lose significant value, as our company may no longer be valued for what we aim to become,” Denholm wrote ahead of Tesla’s annual meeting on Nov. 6.

Musk is key to the future of the EV maker as it moves beyond being “just another car company,” with a bigger focus on Full Self Driving and Optimus, Denholm argued.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Not if your cult are absolute fucking idiots. As long as you hate the right people, you could be Hitler. Oh wait...

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Sounds like he needs a $1T pay package. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/27/tesla-musk-pay-shareholder-vote.html

Shareholders must vote to pay Tesla CEO Elon Musk almost $1 trillion, or he might not stay, Board Chair Robyn Denholm warned in a letter Monday.

“Without Elon, Tesla could lose significant value, as our company may no longer be valued for what we aim to become,” Denholm wrote ahead of Tesla’s annual meeting on Nov. 6.

The shareholder vote for Musk’s pay and other proposals closes at 11:59 p.m. ET on Nov. 5.

Musk is key to the future of the EV maker as it moves beyond being “just another car company,” with a bigger focus on Full Self Driving and Optimus, Denholm argued.

Several groups have publicly opposed the pay package in recent days, with Institutional Shareholder Services, the biggest proxy advisory firm in the world, recommending against its “astronomical” value.

Last week, a group of unions and corporate watchdogs launched the Take Back Tesla website to oppose the pay package, noting Musk’s embracing of right-wing political movements and amplifying of conspiracy theories that have damaged the brand.

Musk lashed out at proxy firms as “corporate terrorists” on a post-earnings call with analysts last week.

Imagine another board saying that we have to give into the extortion demands of our CEO or he will quit.

 

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how would Hitler poll in 1945? I'm betting bigger than 1%...

42 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

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how would Hitler poll in 1945? I'm betting bigger than 1%...

And Elon polls even worse than 1% among people who have actually met him.

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He's such a racist,  xenophobic piece of shit.  Hard to believe people still buy into his bullshit. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

What I love is the openly endorse concept that if only the UK could be rid of everyone but the native English and such, it would be a crime-free paradise.

Yeah. 

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Those native-born white Englishmen, not a troublemaker or criminal to be found.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I love is the openly endorse concept that if only the UK could be rid of everyone but the native English and such, it would be a crime-free paradise.

Yeah. 

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Those native-born white Englishmen, not a troublemaker or criminal to be found.

They're not crimes when committed by pasty white boys, they're just little oopsies we shouldn't rush to punish them for because they've got such potential. 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I love is the openly endorse concept that if only the UK could be rid of everyone but the native English and such, it would be a crime-free paradise.

Yeah. 

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Those native-born white Englishmen, not a troublemaker or criminal to be found.

 

No shit. I'm old enough to remember when every country in Europe would have to call in the riot police whenever English soccer fans ventured onto the continent, and they still sometimes have to.

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48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

'Polizei? What the hell is that?'

Do you even Counter Strike, bro?

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

lmao Ian Miles Cheong, noted milkshake survivor

Andy Ngo survived the milkshake.
Ian Miles Cheong lives in Malaysia.
 

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Andy Ngo survived the milkshake.
Ian Miles Cheong lives in Malaysia.
 

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goddamn he doesn't even live in the US? Why tf was he getting sourced to so much doing the 2020 summer of love and election cycle then? 

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Something tells me that Elon spends a lot of his waking hours thinking about the hard men of Gondor.

On 10/27/2025 at 12:28 PM, crash_davis said:

Shareholders must vote to pay Tesla CEO Elon Musk almost $1 trillion, or he might not stay, Board Chair Robyn Denholm warned in a letter Monday.

 

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2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Something tells me that Elon spends a lot of his waking hours thinking about the hard men of Gondor.

I mean, he legit lives in a fantasy world.  Seriously, he thinks that Frank Frazetta paintings are reality.

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27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, he legit lives in a fantasy world.  Seriously, he thinks that Frank Frazetta paintings are reality.

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It's weird how the "saviors of Western Civilization" always fantasize about societal collapse.

21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought ian miles cheong was the Chinaman that acts a fool on top of the Dodgers dugout.

Dude what the hell?

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Such an ass-backwards misunderstanding of LOTR .

Elon probably thinks Moby Dick is about how to hunt whales, Lord of the Flies is an island survival guide for pre-teens...etc.

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2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Such an ass-backwards misunderstanding of LOTR .

Elon probably thinks Moby Dick is about how to hunt whales, Lord of the Flies is an island survival guide for pre-teens...etc.

animal farm is about old macdonald, etc

18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Such an ass-backwards misunderstanding of LOTR .

 

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11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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That's funny. After somehow missing out on Mythic Quest, I recently binged all 3-4 seasons. Really good show once you get past the first few episodes. /csb

55 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

That's funny. After somehow missing out on Mythic Quest, I recently binged all 3-4 seasons. Really good show once you get past the first few episodes. /csb

That end of the season during Covid was incredibly well done.  

Hey what’s going on with Twitter and its ad revenue these days?

25 minutes ago, immamac said:

A little bit of this a little bit of that. 

I have absolutely no idea what that means in this context.

It's not an exact copy of Wikipedia

Since that skeet, the Hitler entry has been "fact checked by Grok" lmao 

 

On 10/29/2025 at 11:06 AM, aggie08 said:

Something tells me that Elon spends a lot of his waking hours thinking about the hard men of Gondor.

Imagine reading TLOTR and concluding the Men are thr heroes

On 10/24/2025 at 1:30 PM, Ted Lange said:

Id this what yarn links look like to everyone else?

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They work about half the time for me. If you open image in a new tab it will do the CAPTCHA and then you can see it. What my really sucks is almost all the gifs these days are on yarn. If you exclude yarn from the search on google there’s not much in the results 

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