October 31Oct 31 5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Recalling over 6,000 "trucks" because they used the wrong fucking glue. Tesla Recalls 6,200 Cybertrucks Because the Light Bar May Fly Off - Business Insider The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said.
October 31Oct 31 25 minutes ago, Sawbonz said: Imagine reading TLOTR and concluding the Men are thr heroes Same ones who listen to Pink Floyd’s The Wall and think “wow, that Pink guy sounds just like me, he’s really got some interesting ideas!”
October 31Oct 31 1 hour ago, Shaddie said: The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said. Well to be fair they already gave up their dignity when they bought the truck.
October 31Oct 31 1 hour ago, Shaddie said: The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said. So like the broken brake (or was it gas?) pedal, they're re-glueing and riveting it on? Wow what craftsmanship for a 100k turd
October 31Oct 31 2 hours ago, Shaddie said: The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said. You know, for someone who fucking HATES immigrants and thinks that they're responsible for bringing about the downfall of western civilization.....Elon's fucking companies seem to make all of their repairs EXACTLY like my mexican ass would do it. Ain't nothing that duct tape, or some gorilla glue, or a drill and some screws you have in a coffee can, etc., can't fix.
October 31Oct 31 On 10/29/2025 at 10:38 AM, HenryJames said: Andy Ngo survived the milkshake. Ian Miles Cheong lives in Malaysia. Saw this happen in our run group the other day. Asian dude walked up to Asian girl, looked at her for a second, and said he'd thought she was (other Asian girl). 🤣
October 31Oct 31 1 minute ago, elfenix said: Saw this happen in our run group the other day. Asian dude walked up to Asian girl, looked at her for a second, and said he'd thought she was (other Asian girl). 🤣 In fairness, it's tough to tell what with the blurred genitalia and all.
October 31Oct 31 5 hours ago, Brisketexan said: You know, for someone who fucking HATES immigrants and thinks that they're responsible for bringing about the downfall of western civilization.....Elon's fucking companies seem to make all of their repairs EXACTLY like my mexican ass would do it. Ain't nothing that duct tape, or some gorilla glue, or a drill and some screws you have in a coffee can, etc., can't fix. Hey, hey, HEY!!! I'm from white trash, and we do those, too! Mexican's got nothing to do with it. It's redneck engineering, which knows no bounds of race, ethnicity, religion, or nationality.
October 31Oct 31 1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said: Hey, hey, HEY!!! I'm from white trash, and we do those, too! Mexican's got nothing to do with it. It's redneck engineering, which knows no bounds of race, ethnicity, religion, or nationality. This is la verdad, my friend. That said, when my wife pulled up to the house one day, and came in and asked me "what is that coat hanger sticking out the back of your car?" And I answered "you mean my new antenna?" She just shook her head and said "sometimes I forget how mexican you really are." I couldn't have been more proud. But yeah.....that's just classic working-class engineering all the way around. Which, again, is a class that Elon has nothing but contempt for.
October 31Oct 31 7 hours ago, Sawbonz said: They work about half the time for me. If you open image in a new tab it will do the CAPTCHA and then you can see it. What my really sucks is almost all the gifs these days are on yarn. If you exclude yarn from the search on google there’s not much in the results Save it from yarn to your computer then upload it here. Save the link to the uploaded file if you plan on using it again. You should do this for almost any picture you post here as we keep images forever. Nothing sucks worse then finding an old thread that answers your question and someone linked pics from a website that no longer exists and they are all gone.
October 31Oct 31 I will admit to having more than one car that had a coat hanger antenna in the past. Ah, good times... I will also admit that mexican modifications often have more style and pizzazz than other redneck engineering. To your original point, though, one would think that a major manufacturer could come up with a more elegant, effective, and professional solution.
October 31Oct 31 5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: To your original point, though, one would think that a major manufacturer could come up with a more elegant, effective, and professional solution. But then, one would be mistaken to think of Tesla as a "major manufacturer." Seriously, they fail at much of the elementary blocking-and-tackling parts of being a car manufacturer.
October 31Oct 31 On 10/29/2025 at 7:53 AM, Colonel Sanders said: He's such a racist, xenophobic piece of shit. Hard to believe people still buy into his bullshit. Ummm it’s why ppl buy into his bullshit
November 1Nov 1 4 hours ago, blacklab said: Save it from yarn to your computer then upload it here. Save the link to the uploaded file if you plan on using it again. You should do this for almost any picture you post here as we keep images forever. Nothing sucks worse then finding an old thread that answers your question and someone linked pics from a website that no longer exists and they are all gone. I would, but I can’t even get them to load on their website 95% of the time. Apple iPad Pro on last iOS 18 update. They haven’t worked for a year.
November 1Nov 1 4 hours ago, Shaddie said: Hopefully it has Tesla self driving SW. Hopefully it was designed by Elon just like the Cybertruck was.
November 1Nov 1 Popular Post https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/elon-musk-grimes-relationship-simulation-b2204948.html
November 1Nov 1 "Fuck it burns! Fuck it burns!" ”Alex, what is “things Hawkeye Pierce has said.” ”Incorrect, it is “things Margaret Houlihan has said” but we would have accepted “things Hot Lips has said”. It is still your board.”
November 2Nov 2 How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness?
November 2Nov 2 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said: How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness? BA in physics.
November 2Nov 2 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said: How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness? TIL
November 2Nov 2 1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said: BA in physics. It's a real indictment of college education that an outcome like this can be produced.
November 3Nov 3 5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness? I was told he was an engineering genius.
November 3Nov 3 On 10/31/2025 at 8:56 AM, Brisketexan said: You know, for someone who fucking HATES immigrants and thinks that they're responsible for bringing about the downfall of western civilization.....Elon's fucking companies seem to make all of their repairs EXACTLY like my mexican ass would do it. Ain't nothing that duct tape, or some gorilla glue, or a drill and some screws you have in a coffee can, etc., can't fix. Nah. The Mexicans I know would have that shit flawless... And it would only be grey after priming... It would be dripping candy or pearl or metal flake... Or all the above.
November 3Nov 3 On 10/31/2025 at 7:05 AM, atomheartbevo said: Same ones who listen to Pink Floyd’s The Wall and think “wow, that Pink guy sounds just like me, he’s really got some interesting ideas!” Well, I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think Oh, by the way, which one's pink?
November 3Nov 3 6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness? Or, and I know this is a long shot with some folk, but...just turn the toaster upside down. Let gravity do its thing.
November 3Nov 3 8 hours ago, Chopper said: That's some good fan fiction, but reality has shown us that what Tesla actually does - does not matter. Stupid, but true.
November 3Nov 3 2 hours ago, Slacks said: Nah. The Mexicans I know would have that shit flawless... And it would only be grey after priming... It would be dripping candy or pearl or metal flake... Or all the above. Ain't no redneck pulling this off...
November 3Nov 3 25 minutes ago, Captain Ron said: That's some good fan fiction, but reality has shown us that what Tesla actually does - does not matter. Stupid, but true. Maybe you mean fantastical fiction, I don't see the author as much of an Elon fan. I don't think it's out of the question that reality and gravity will catch up with tesla. Eventually.
November 3Nov 3 On 11/1/2025 at 8:48 AM, Firemans4Horn said: I searched for the pop tart story. Took a few hits to find the real story from Eric Berger's Book (Embarassed that Musk fanboy wasn my RA at Simkins) https://www.karlbooklover.com/liftoff-highlights/ But i also found this https://www.cracked.com/article_38847_three-times-elon-musk-was-more-out-of-touch-than-mr-burns.html WOW, these stories are embarassing Quote https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/elon-musk-grimes-relationship-simulation-b2204948.html I read this - HOLY CRAP, this is embarrassing for EVERYONE in this story.
November 3Nov 3 15 minutes ago, Chopper said: Maybe you mean fantastical fiction, I don't see the author as much of an Elon fan. I don't think it's out of the question that reality and gravity will catch up with tesla. Eventually. Oh, I agree this SHOULD happen, but if that was the case, Tesla would have failed YEARS ago. I just don't think it will because of how unhinged the stock price is to reality.
November 3Nov 3 21 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness? When you have had servants handle everything for you you're entire life, some things seem complicated. Someone should tell him they don't get as hot if you toast them in the bathtub.
November 4Nov 4 Elon is also paying to boost tweets to people over 18 and living in the USA instead of those in NY specifically. Genuinely, all he had to do is be the weird tech guy spending billions on weird tech guy shut and he would have gone down as basically Nikola Tesla, instead he's going to go down as a gigantic fucking moron.
November 4Nov 4 Popular Post Fuck your $1T pay package. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/04/norway-sovereign-wealth-fund-rejects-elon-musks-1-trillion-pay-deal.html Norway’s mega wealth fund to reject Elon Musk’s $1 trillion Tesla pay package
November 4Nov 4 On 11/2/2025 at 4:19 PM, Underdog said: TIL Adjust that to within the last year or two and that's today's sad story in my world. Mrs. C-Man had to point that out to me. (Never learned because I'd never really messed up loading the goddamn toaster and Pop Tarts are for children.)
November 4Nov 4 Popular Post 4 hours ago, NoName said: Elon is also paying to boost tweets to people over 18 and living in the USA instead of those in NY specifically. Genuinely, all he had to do is be the weird tech guy spending billions on weird tech guy shut and he would have gone down as basically Nikola Tesla, instead he's going to go down as a gigantic fucking moron.
November 5Nov 5 3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said: I would watch that sitcom. Here the pilot, called Pilot
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