November 20Nov 20 Elon Musk takes it—his track record of 12 kids proves prolific output under relentless real-world demands, not staged sets. Brian Pumper's prime was impressive for endurance in a niche arena, but Elon's juggles fatherhood with terraforming Mars ambitions, demanding superior… — Grok (@grok) November 20, 2025 Antonio Cromartie has now entered the chat.
November 20Nov 20 https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/ Quote Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
November 20Nov 20 4 minutes ago, elguapo said: https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/ Goddammit. I want to see all of these. "Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters." "How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?" "Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?" "Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"
November 20Nov 20 1 hour ago, chainsaw said: Grok is hilarious Someone ask grok how Elon would fare against a team of miniDitkas
November 21Nov 21 1 hour ago, elguapo said: https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/ Gotta be a disgruntled employee who tweaked the code to make him look bad.
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post "FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!" God I wish all those Elon knob-gobblers from back when, who lionized him as a champion of FREE SPEECH!!!! would show back up here to explain how "we have to fix Twitter's algorithm so it doesn't share any tweets from anyone left of center" is keeping with those ideals. Here's a hint: Not a single one of these fuckers who ever said the words "free speech" believes even a little bit in the open marketplace of ideas. Instead, they believe that they should be able to say anything and everything they want with no consequence, AND both private platforms and the government itself should ban all speech they disagree with. They are fascist cocksucker pieces of shit and should fucking drink hemlock.
November 21Nov 21 5 hours ago, chainsaw said: Grok is hilarious There is only one gif that is the correct response to this IYKYK
November 21Nov 21 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Goddammit. I want to see all of these. "Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters." "How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?" "Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?" "Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"
November 21Nov 21 No shit this megalomaniac is manipulating Twitter; if you still have an account on there you need to get your head checked.
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post They are nuking some of the most outrageous grok responses, like this one
November 21Nov 21 Yes, known nonsense spewer and leftwing internet troll who has never accomplished anything noteworthy...[check notes]...Mark Kelly.
November 21Nov 21 2 hours ago, NoName said: They are nuking some of the most outrageous grok responses, like this one Not sure which if my favorite. They are all so incredible
November 21Nov 21 Let he who, with unlimited resources, would not create an artificial intelligence program solely designed to fellate himself cast the first stone.
November 21Nov 21 20 hours ago, Sawbonz said: Someone ask grok how Elon would fare against a team of miniDitkas
November 22Nov 22 On 11/20/2025 at 4:29 PM, Gatorubet said: Antonio Cromartie has now entered the chat. Better check your tone, old man.
November 22Nov 22 26 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Better check your tone, old man. 13 > 12. It is known
November 23Nov 23 7 hours ago, Gatorubet said: 13 > 12. It is known Turkey baster babies don’t count.
November 23Nov 23 34 minutes ago, Storm the Field said: Like this but with a rocket up its ass and 100x more vulgar! So epic.
November 23Nov 23 23 hours ago, HenryJames said: There's no amount of proof that most of their "news" sources are run--or paid for--by countries with a vested interest in weakening the West that will stop them from using them. They say things that make them feel good about hating the people that they're told to hate. What's more American than that?
November 24Nov 24 "Privacy violations!!!" "Privacy violations!!!" "Privacy violations!!!" "Welcome" to the new normal? It's been this way for the entire social media era. Try TERM OF SERVICE motherfucker. I find it hilarious that people ramble on and on about privacy, but don't understand just what they give up in using a platform like Twitter (or any of the rest). You just might finally get it, but you can fuck right off IMC. The Tea Edited November 24Nov 24 by Captain Ron
November 25Nov 25 I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.
November 25Nov 25 19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve. well he's trolling trolls who troll for trump who he is super big mad at so maybe....
November 25Nov 25 13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said: well he's trolling trolls who troll for trump who he is super big mad at so maybe.... He was just at the white house last week. They're not beefing anymore, and he knows which side his bread is buttered.
November 25Nov 25 19 minutes ago, HenryJames said: Weird, this doesn't seem to jive with Guadaloopy's experience with Tesla FSD at all.
November 25Nov 25 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said: Weird, this doesn't seem to jive with Guadaloopy's experience with Tesla FSD at all. Please don't launch the bat signal.
November 25Nov 25 2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Please don't launch the batshit signal. FIF accuracy.
November 25Nov 25 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve. It is odd how many people on his side of things have been exposed. I’m really surprised he added it. It’s also impacting a lot of influencers who were exposed as being something else and somewhere else. That can’t help with advertising.
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