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Elon Musk takes it—his track record of 12 kids proves prolific output under relentless real-world demands, not staged sets. Brian Pumper's prime was impressive for endurance in a niche arena, but Elon's juggles fatherhood with terraforming Mars ambitions, demanding superior…

— Grok (@grok) November 20, 2025

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4 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Goddammit.  I want to see all of these.

"Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters."

"How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?"

"Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?"

"Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Grok is hilarious

Someone ask grok how Elon would fare against a team of miniDitkas 

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"FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!"

God I wish all those Elon knob-gobblers from back when, who lionized him as a champion of FREE SPEECH!!!! would show back up here to explain how "we have to fix Twitter's algorithm so it doesn't share any tweets from anyone left of center" is keeping with those ideals.

Here's a hint: Not a single one of these fuckers who ever said the words "free speech" believes even a little bit in the open marketplace of ideas.  Instead, they believe that they should be able to say anything and everything they want with no consequence, AND both private platforms and the government itself should ban all speech they disagree with.  They are fascist cocksucker pieces of shit and should fucking drink hemlock.

5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Grok is hilarious

There is only one gif that is the correct response to this

Jon Hamm Yes GIF

IYKYK

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddammit.  I want to see all of these.

"Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters."

"How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?"

"Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?"

"Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"

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No shit this megalomaniac is manipulating Twitter; if you still have an account on there you need to get your head checked. 
 

 

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They are nuking some of the most outrageous grok responses, like this one 

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Yes, known nonsense spewer and leftwing internet troll who has never accomplished anything noteworthy...[check notes]...Mark Kelly.

 

2 hours ago, NoName said:

They are nuking some of the most outrageous grok responses, like this one 

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Not sure which if my favorite. They are all so incredible

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Let he who, with unlimited resources, would not create an artificial intelligence program solely designed to fellate himself cast the first stone.

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Someone ask grok how Elon would fare against a team of miniDitkas 

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That should buff right out 

On 11/20/2025 at 4:29 PM, Gatorubet said:

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Better check your tone, old man.

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26 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Better check your tone, old man.

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 13 > 12.  It is known

34 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

 


 

Like this but with a rocket up its ass and 100x more vulgar! So epic. 
 

 

23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

There's no amount of proof that most of their "news" sources are run--or paid for--by countries with a vested interest in weakening the West that will stop them from using them. They say things that make them feel good about hating the people that they're told to hate. What's more American than that?

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


well he is an existential threat to the US. 

23 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

 

 

George Costanza this this is lame.

 

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"Privacy violations!!!"
"Privacy violations!!!"
"Privacy violations!!!"

"Welcome" to the new normal? It's been this way for the entire social media era.

Try TERM OF SERVICE motherfucker. I find it hilarious that people ramble on and on about privacy, but don't understand just what they give up in using a platform like Twitter (or any of the rest).

You just might finally get it, but you can fuck right off IMC. 

 

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Can’t believe Musk hasn’t shut this down yet, so many accounts are being exposed.

 

On 11/23/2025 at 6:01 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

But he’s not blek. 

I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.

well he's trolling trolls who troll for trump who he is super big mad at so maybe....

13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

well he's trolling trolls who troll for trump who he is super big mad at so maybe....

He was just at the white house last week. They're not beefing anymore, and he knows which side his bread is buttered. 

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Weird, this doesn't seem to jive with Guadaloopy's experience with Tesla FSD at all. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Weird, this doesn't seem to jive with Guadaloopy's experience with Tesla FSD at all. 

Please don't launch the bat signal.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please don't launch the batshit signal.

FIF accuracy.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.

It is odd how many people on his side of things have been exposed.  I’m really surprised he added it.   It’s also impacting a lot of influencers who were exposed as being something else and somewhere else.  That can’t help with advertising.  

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