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2024 St Louis Cardinals. Our pet's heads are falling off.

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I don't know why I even care anymore but fuck it. We are tied for 1st!  Headed to LA for opening weekend. 

I hope we can get 1 win opening weekend. Knowing these guys, they will take 3 and get swept the next series.

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Brandon crawford!  

Holy shit. Half the roster are AARP members. 

I love how they're going all in on veteran leadership while still having the 37-yo clown making out the lineup.

That'll definitely work well.

I'd go with Jim Edmonds, as it would at least get him off the broadcasts.

Speaking of that, how do you like Brad Thompson on the call? He is better than Edmonds, but I could see some people not appreciating his humor.

I went to HS with a gal who ended up living in the same condo complex with Edmonds in St. Louis.  She was completely crazy about him.  Then, they met.  She said she didn't have high expectations for intellect, but that he was dumber than a box of hammers.

I'm sure she gave it up anyway.

5 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Speaking of that, how do you like Brad Thompson on the call? He is better than Edmonds, but I could see some people not appreciating his humor.

He's better, but he's just so ridiculously sunshiny, which is worse with Captain Sunshine doing PBP.

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I'm already depressed. When do pitchers and catchers report in 2025?  I've never had a team I follow where I fucking hated the head coach. I've been ambivalent,  annoyed, given up on,  and basically everything else. But I hate oli. It's irrational and dumb but so is oli. 

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Gray pulled after 1 2/3 today with hamstring injury.  Good lord. 

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Just saw it on the crawl. I sweater God. It's like they don't even want fans. 

I actually double-checked the date to make sure it wasn't April 1.

GODDAMMOTHERFUCKERSONOFABITCHSHIT!!!!

21 hours ago, Capn81 said:

Extension for Marmol. Lol.

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I saw a tweet or whatever that was a picture of the little press conference they had announcing Peewee's extension. Peewee was sitting between Mo-tie and DeWitt. It was captioned something like "Well, it's confirmed, Oli is just a middleman."

It's as if there is a legitimate effort to destroy the franchise.  We're on year 13 since the last World Series title.  Sink us a little more and we'll top the worst span in club history -- 24 years (1982 to 2006).

It's as if there is a legitimate effort to destroy the franchise.  We're on year 13 since the last World Series title.  Sink us a little more and we'll top the worst span in club history -- 24 years (1982 to 2006).
1982 was a WS championship though.
Just now, You don't know me said:
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
It's as if there is a legitimate effort to destroy the franchise.  We're on year 13 since the last World Series title.  Sink us a little more and we'll top the worst span in club history -- 24 years (1982 to 2006).

1982 was a WS championship though.

Ya think?  Maybe that was my point?

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Carlson starting the year on the IL. Somehow I blame peewee. 

Victor Scott seems fun.

Hopefully he can get on base enough onto stay up.
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Close as we will be to. 500 all year. 

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I'm a glutton for punishment. 20240329_185213.thumb.jpg.7165e1d615ab3b2e6b8f51188fb4b171.jpg

I never expected us to win tonight's game.  Not even when it was 4-0.

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I never expected us to win tonight's game.  Not even when it was 4-0.

3 in the 8th.  Oof.  Is David Pierce moonlighting?

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10 hours ago, Capn81 said:

The next two series will speak volumes.

The last two years spoke volumes. And they extended him. DeWitt doesn't care.  Mo is regarded and oli has no clue. Whomever is in charge of the pitching farm system should be fired. We are late 80s to late 90s territory here. 

Yup, this isn't gonna turn around any time soon.

I still say we should have fired Oli and hired Yadi when we had the chance, assuming Yadi would have accepted (and there were indications he might not have wanted the job at that point).  It wouldn't have cured the player development issues but at least the in-game managing wouldn't have sucked so bad.

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Get used to it. Screenshot_20240403_164227_MLB.thumb.jpg.4247411a35fb0e131def842bee09f4a7.jpg

Fuck you, Moze!!

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"Our goal is to play deep into October," Mozeliak said. "You want to put a team out there that can compete and give you a chance to win. That's what we're here to do. When I hear people say we're not willing to spend... There's always ways to do things better, but to say we're not trying to put a winning product out there is rather insulting to someone like myself because we certainly are. We want to put a product out there that not only are we proud of, but our fans are proud of, as well."

 

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Yes, St. Louis fans are proud of a squad that went 0.438 last year.

Did every single fan leave on Sunday once the rain delay hit?

Well, at least we only got swept by the Brewers.  Could have been worse.

Wait, what?

Just went into the kitchen at work to get a cup of coffee and sitting on one of the tables is a Cardinals Hawaiian shirt with a post-it note with "free" written on it. Someone else is fed up.

I got rid of cable about a month ago and was thinking that I would miss Bally. Not so much this far.

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First sweep by the brew crew in 6 years. I smell am extension for oli coming!   Fuck 

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