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Womp womp. 

4th minute goal with minimal effort for Belgium. John Stones is so unbelievably shitty. 

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De Bruyne super sloppy so far. Should be 2-0. 

Just now, sidis said:

De Bruyne super sloppy so far. Should be 2-0. 

Sterling is contagious

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On the other hand, hazard appears to be bringing it. Lukaku fucked that touch up. Should be 3-0. 

Belgium has had ten diffferent scorers in World Cup. Pretty wild. 

This is a stupid match. No one remembers who got third or fourth, and I'm sure most of the players just want to return to their clubs. 

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Seriously, what does Kane do usefully beyond pks and lie about goals?

perhaps it is just because it’s a meaningless game but nice that there have been exactly zero flops or unnecessary hard fouls so far...just playing. 

Painful to watch England just not care.




Should have started their whole bench
22 minutes ago, sidis said:

Seriously, what does Kane do usefully beyond pks and lie about goals?

perhaps it is just because it’s a meaningless game but nice that there have been exactly zero flops or unnecessary hard fouls so far...just playing. 

And he'll still probably win the Golden boot

English Brod next to me has a 2 face but 10 tits.  Jesus, I’m buzzing and horny 

Just now, Spartan52 said:

C'mon Koops, you know the rules

Acting like he is new here and shit. 

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

English Brod next to me has a 2 face but 10 tits.  Jesus, I’m buzzing and horny 

Can you finish better than Sterling?

2 minutes ago, Spartan52 said:

C'mon Koops, you know the rules

Lol. Bruh, it’s a 2 face. Swear. 

2 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

Can you finish better than Sterling?

I’m sure he finishes quicker. 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Lol. Bruh, it’s a 2 face. Swear. 

Uh, we’re not asking for a pic of her face.

Lol. Bruh, it’s a 2 face. Swear. 

As a wise man once said
'You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire'
13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I’m sure he finishes quicker. 

So only 1 or 2 dribbles?

They should have given Stones a red card for taking two tries to get a yellow.

Just now, Goo Punch said:

wow lukaku. that's twice.

His 1st touch has been horrible this morning

At this point I am more interested to see if Koopa nails one of these broads.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

At this point I am more interested to see if Koopa nails one of these broads.

Going to depend on his first touch.

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Hopefully koopa isn’t wearing a red shirt. 

For a game that don't matter, there is a lot of hustling going on toward the end of this game.

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That was a pretty coast to coast there. Nice save Everton. 

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