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  • Parliament changed the title to I. am. an F. B. I. AGENT!

"we'll get him when he comes back in..."

You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

have you even heard the quote?  seen the movie?  don’t put periods after “I” and “am,” he doesn’t pause.  fucking amateur hour. 

Now for chrissake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?

I caught my first tube this morning....sir.

Years later and I still don’t know if this movie was intentional satire. It appears that all the actors were in on it.

Edited by South Austin

Much better QB than that poser Shane Falco 

Whoa, whoa. No way Bells is bigger than Waimea, bro!

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Both played at tosu

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Both played at tosu

Johnny Utah was quarterbacking a Rose Bowl-winning team when his knee exploded in the 4th quarter. 

Shane Falco threw 5 picks in the Sugar Bowl (couldn't even win the Big 10) and flamed out after 1 season in the NFL.

The only Johnny that Footsteps Falco should be compared to is Manziel.

Edited by aggie08

  • Pappas : [of Johnny, after the last robbery]  Don't ride him in with the black and whites like some punk, let *me* ride him in.

    Ben Harp : Yeah sure, Angelo, why not? That is why I put you 2 screw-ups to begin with. You deserve each other, don't you? You're just as bad as he is, though you're a little fatter, a little slower and a little more pathetic. For Christ sake, it's like the blind leading the blind with you.

    Pappas : Harp, I want to tell you something. I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face and jerking off with the lingerie section of the sears catalog.

    Ben Harp : Is that right, Pappas?

    Pappas : Yes, that's right "Harp", and out of all these years, I have learned something that you still haven't got.

    Ben Harp : Yeah? Why don't you astonish me, shitface?

    Pappas : [punches Harp in the face]  Respect for my elders.

Sorry, Johnny, I guess you don't get to be president. 

or

Punk, quarterback punk. 

  • Diving Instructor : Heads up, Pappas. I want to see you retrieve at least two bricks.

    Pappas : [puts on blindfold]  I've been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery. And on top of that, they got me babysitting some quarterback punk, named Johnny Unitas or something.

    Johnny Utah : The shit they pull, huh?

    Pappas : Yeah!

    Diving Instructor : Pappas... meet your new partner.

    Pappas : What?

    [removes blindfold] 

    Johnny Utah : [waves] 

    Pappas : Pappas. Angelo Pappas.

    Johnny Utah : Punk. Quarterback Punk.

Edited by closetohumping

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