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I'm sorry, Smoky, you were over the line.  That's a foul.

This isn't 'Nam

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the RULES?

4 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

You see what happens Larry?

When you meet a stranger in the Alps? 

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You want a toe?  I can get ya a toe.  Believe me.  There are ways, dude, you don't want to know about it, believe me.  Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, *with* nail polish.  These fuckin' amateurs.  They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear, Jesus Christ.

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos

What the fuck are you talking about?! This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian-American.  Please.

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!

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Let me tell you something else: I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker

You're not wrong, Walter! You're just an ASSHOLE.

Inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for… necessary means for a higher education. 

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit…

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!

I use this one a lot.

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

1 minute ago, Teebox said:

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

Near the In and Out burger. 

And even if he's a lazy man... and the Dude was most certainly that; quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.

But sometimes there's a man. Sometimes... there's a man...

Ahh... I lost my train of thought, here.

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Anyway, we'll go there after the what-have-you. We'll brace the kid. Should be a pushover.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Near the In and Out burger. 

Those are good burgers, Walter.

Robin Williams won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in 1998 for his performance in Good Will Hunting. A transcendent performance to be sure, but John Goodman was better in Lebowski. 

The Academy got it mostly right that year, especially in the Supporting Actor category. Burt Reynolds for Boogie Nights, and Robert Forrester for Jackie Brown were  nominated. It seems like movies like that never got nominated in the 90s. 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

And even if he's a lazy man... and the Dude was most certainly that; quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.

But sometimes there's a man. Sometimes... there's a man...

Ahh... I lost my train of thought, here.

I love Sam Elliot, but I thought his presence and narration were the only weak spots of the movie.

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

There's a realtor near my cabin in northern Georgia named Kim Knutzen and I say that line every time I pass one of her signs.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I love Sam Elliot, but I thought his presence and narration were the only weak spots of the movie.

I loved the Sam Elliot narration, but had a hard time watching Flea attempt to act

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I love Sam Elliot, but I thought his presence and narration were the only weak spots of the movie.

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7 hours ago, South Austin said:

I use this one a lot.

My son gave me a shirt with that line on it as a gift.

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Is this your homework, Larry?

Look, Larry...  Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

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