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7 hours ago, South Austin said:

I love Sam Elliot, but I thought his presence and narration were the only weak spots of the movie.

Well that’s because you’re an idiot. 

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I loved the Sam Elliot narration, but had a hard time watching Flea attempt to act

Needles?

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You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

On you, maybe.

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well that’s because you’re an idiot. 

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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well that’s because you’re an idiot. 

*your

Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. 

Edited by Incredulity

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude

6 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

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 uh--and also, Dude, idiot is not the preferred, uh. . . Idoit.  Please.

Oh no, no, he has health problems 

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8 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. 

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 uh--and also, Dude, idiot is not the preferred, uh. . . Idoit.  Please.

This isn't a guy who built the railroads, here. This is a guy who peed on my rug

6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

This isn't a guy who built the railroads, here. This is a guy who peed on my rug

Micturated

38 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Micturated

Oh, fuck it 

....I'm just gonna go find a cash machine

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool. I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

 Who am I? I'm a fucking Veteran, that's who I am!

 

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

 

My suggestion to you is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir!

The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight

His girlfriend gave up her toe!

She thought we'd be getting million dollars!

Is not feyah!

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors… and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors… and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

God damn you Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything's a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior. And I don’t like you, jerk off.

I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles man!

On 2/10/2024 at 1:17 PM, mdmost said:

Those are good burgers, Walter.

Shut the fuck up Donny

Calmer than you are.

Nothing's fucked?  The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!!!

On 2/10/2024 at 9:40 PM, TexArcher said:

Look, Larry...  Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

What an underrated line

13 hours ago, DixonHur said:

You, human paraquat!

You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.

Well, aren’t ya?

2 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Well, aren’t ya?

Well...yeah, but you...

How’d the drop go?

Pretty good. Dude’s car got a little banged up. 

That's my friend Sheri.  She just came over to use the shower.

43 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How’d the drop go?

Pretty good. Dude’s car got a little banged up. 

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

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