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Welcome to the New World, sir. 

 That torpedo didn't self-destruct, you heard it hit the hull and I... was never here.

It was Paganini.
Look, this is my story, okay?
Then tell it right. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.

"Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.

TO THE RIGHT, SIR!

42 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I know this book.  Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan.  

Halsey acted shtoopidly.

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

Right full rudder!

One ping only.

27 minutes ago, Parliament said:

TO THE RIGHT STARBOARD, SIR!

Halsey acted shtoopidly.

How did you know that his next turn would be to starboard?

I didn't. I had a 50/50 chance. I needed a break. Sorry.

That's all right, Mr Ryan. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month.

59 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

You lost another submarine?

...how can we help?

 it'd sound like... whales humping or some kind of seismic anomaly. Anything but a submarine.

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