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I'm dating this woman and she has me watching Lifetime movies with her. Fuck.


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Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me
Before you started dating Migs?
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I don't put it on a pedestal but she watched basketball with me so I figure I'd return the favor.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:
Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me

Before you started dating Migs?

MIG-25 FoxBats would mmmmm be really, really cool.

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

Chubby to Morbidly Obese Hearts breaking all over POF tonight.

Are they breaking or just giving up?

Netflix!  Netflix and Chill!   Not Lifetime and chill.

With one you get laid, with the other you end up helping fold the laundry.  

 

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I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.

You got off easy, sir.

Maybe twice.

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.
A cookie dough and peanut butter mix in ice cream would be a great combo.
23 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.

10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

The flour section was wiped out too...

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.
You got off easy, sir.
Maybe twice.


10 days something.

Me too.


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I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.

21 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.

You got off easy, sir.

Maybe twice.

I took two different girls to see Titanic in the theater. Worked both times.

Thanks, Leo.

 

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13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

She’s not gonna let him have one.

Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

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16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

#1 lesson from Wives and Stupid shit: Don't get married

#2 If you do fuck up and get married, don't allow her access to a gun

#3 it she is making you do something prior to marriage, it's going to get way worse if you marry her

#4 there are a metric fuck ton of slob women

 

She already has a gun. 

Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?
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Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?
Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.
12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?

Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

If a woman wants to spend that much time with you, you must have turned into a Taco Bell drive-thru.

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22 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

Yeah it is definitely not just some random POF endeavor for sure. We will see where it goes. Definitely not rushing anything at all.

that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.

33 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

that chick is going to eat a lot you.  You should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement so she has a place to store your body.

fify

20 hours ago, EE2B said:

I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.

Of the baby or the fiance?

that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.


Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.
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Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.
The chick you want me to tell her I have a friend, her ass probably weighs half that lmao.

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