July 15, 20187 yr Author I don't put it on a pedestal but she watched basketball with me so I figure I'd return the favor.
July 15, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said: 1 hour ago, Zepol87 said: Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me Before you started dating Migs? MIG-25 FoxBats would mmmmm be really, really cool.
July 15, 20187 yr Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem
July 15, 20187 yr Chubby to Morbidly Obese Hearts breaking all over POF tonight.Are they breaking or just giving up?
July 15, 20187 yr Netflix! Netflix and Chill! Not Lifetime and chill. With one you get laid, with the other you end up helping fold the laundry. Edited July 15, 20187 yr by Jerry Callo
July 16, 20187 yr I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid. You got off easy, sir. Maybe twice.
July 16, 20187 yr I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.A cookie dough and peanut butter mix in ice cream would be a great combo.
July 16, 20187 yr 23 hours ago, GotThatFire said: Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.
July 16, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said: I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend. The flour section was wiped out too...
July 17, 20187 yr I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid. You got off easy, sir. Maybe twice.10 days something.Me too.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
July 17, 20187 yr 21 hours ago, TexArcher said: I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid. You got off easy, sir. Maybe twice. I took two different girls to see Titanic in the theater. Worked both times. Thanks, Leo.
July 17, 20187 yr Author 13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: She’s not gonna let him have one. Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.
July 17, 20187 yr Author 16 hours ago, BurntEyes said: #1 lesson from Wives and Stupid shit: Don't get married #2 If you do fuck up and get married, don't allow her access to a gun #3 it she is making you do something prior to marriage, it's going to get way worse if you marry her #4 there are a metric fuck ton of slob women She already has a gun.
July 17, 20187 yr Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?
July 17, 20187 yr Author Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.
July 17, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: 12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase? Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post. There is some foresight in the hypotheticals. I think you may have found yourself the one. Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange. Congrats on the future!
July 17, 20187 yr If a woman wants to spend that much time with you, you must have turned into a Taco Bell drive-thru.
July 17, 20187 yr Author 22 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said: There is some foresight in the hypotheticals. I think you may have found yourself the one. Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange. Congrats on the future! Yeah it is definitely not just some random POF endeavor for sure. We will see where it goes. Definitely not rushing anything at all.
July 17, 20187 yr that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.
July 17, 20187 yr 33 minutes ago, AM Wood said: that chick is going to eat a lot you. You should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement so she has a place to store your body. fify
July 17, 20187 yr 20 hours ago, EE2B said: I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement. Of the baby or the fiance?
July 17, 20187 yr that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.
July 17, 20187 yr Author Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.The chick you want me to tell her I have a friend, her ass probably weighs half that lmao.
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