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It's not a question of who picks their nose.   It's who eats the boogers

Damn right.

When I can’t get the dried mess out of there the old Booger Hook (index finger) goes to work.  Damn satisfying to start breathing clearly again.

1.  Pick my nose

-or-

2.  Walk around with a nose full of boogers

 

Are there really people who choose 2?

No. I kept the one I was given.

But I have a question-- how come when I shower in the morning I can blow a bloody booger out of the left nostril, but nothing out of the right? I'll dig and blow, dig and blow, nothing coming out of the right, then I'll have to stop because the bloody booger from the left nostril has started to slide down the tile wall leaving a trail like a slug on its period. And how come that bloody booger tastes so salty? I didn't put no damn salt up my nose.

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

No. I kept the one I was given.

But I have a question-- how come when I shower in the morning I can blow a bloody booger out of the left nostril, but nothing out of the right? I'll dig and blow, dig and blow, nothing coming out of the right, then I'll have to stop because the bloody booger from the left nostril has started to slide down the tile wall leaving a trail like a slug on its period. And how come that bloody booger tastes so salty? I didn't put no damn salt up my nose.

Because you snort coke in your left

 

picker here, but only when I think my wife isn't looking. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

picker here, but only when I think my wife isn't looking. 

She doesn’t care when I do it in front of her.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

It's not a question of who picks their nose.   It's who eats the boogers

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

25 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Snot rockets, baby

Second. Picking is last resort but no shame. It's like a good shit. If you produce a big one, you feel a real sense of accomplishment.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

 

 

 

Can't get a kid to eat broccoli.

51 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Second. Picking is last resort but no shame. It's like a good shit. If you produce a big one, you feel a real sense of accomplishment.

Among the most satisfying personal events one can experience, 2 of them are booger related:  A quality snot rocket (which is only eclipsed by a quality wet one in the shower & into your hand  where you can perform a post mortem & see what was going on in there) & digging out a long stringer that comes with what feels like a solid 12 inches of green slime that would put a Nickelodeon game show to shame & you have no idea in the world how you had been able to breathe before that..

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In public of course not. But yea, in private I do and in the winter when I have a cold or spring with allergies i will hold a nostril and engage a snot rocket.

I'm a guy.

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

No.  I have staff.

you have staff that pick your nose for you?  are you rich as fuck?

Pick me out a winner, Bobby...

7 hours ago, Hate said:

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

Challenge accepted.

10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

It's not a question of who picks their nose.   It's who eats the boogers

I don’t eat them. They just get caught under my finger nail sometimes and I have to pry them out with my teeth. 

Damn booger police 

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

I’m two knuckles deep right now

how does the nostril take that length?

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

I’m two knuckles deep right now

No judgment, but this thread is about nostrils.  

No. I kept the one I was given.
But I have a question-- how come when I shower in the morning I can blow a bloody booger out of the left nostril, but nothing out of the right? I'll dig and blow, dig and blow, nothing coming out of the right, then I'll have to stop because the bloody booger from the left nostril has started to slide down the tile wall leaving a trail like a slug on its period. And how come that bloody booger tastes so salty? I didn't put no damn salt up my nose.

A lot of posters are glossing over the fact that you admit to eating bloody boogers.
1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


A lot of posters are glossing over the fact that you admit to eating bloody boogers.

It's a gooey green zone halfway between eating and drinking.

"If I did, I'd certainly have picked a smaller one" -Things NWBuck's Dad Says

55 minutes ago, woohorn said:

What do comatose people or people without arms do?

 

 

I don't like to do it with my fingers so I use cotton swabs. I also do the nasal irrigation thing regularly.

Why pick your nose when you can power wash it?

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6 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

All the time! ALL. THE. TIME. 

New Shag handle:  Booger One.

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

I pick my nose as much as I masturbate.   

Do you put a sock over your schnoz?

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