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4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

go stick another catheter in, old man.

We wandered the deserts, it was awful  Hell ousucks gave up the business.  

And then there was that tech game...

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

We wandered the deserts, it was awful  Hell ousucks gave up the business.  

And then there was that tech game...

When I went to school, our worst year was a 10-3 finish that still landed in the top 10. We were also the number 1 party school in the nation at that point according to playboy, and the top ranked public university. I saw Texas reach #1 in basketball for the first time ever during my time at Texas, and watched Texas win a title in Football, Baseball, and Volleyball. Fuck my time at UT was awesome, literally a golden age for the school.

I only saw us lose to OU once during my time at Texas, in 2007. I followed that up by watching us beat #1 OU at the cotton bowl the following year.

Also, drop dead gorgeous women on campus fucking everywhere. What a time. When I went to Texas, we were top in class in fucking everything.

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2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

When I went to school, our worst year was a 10-3

1992 Cotton Bowl.  Shock The Nation!  Holy crap that stadium was cold.

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

1992 Cotton Bowl.  Shock The Nation!  Holy crap that stadium was cold.

the last game I saw in person as a student at UT was the rose bowl vs bama. I had 5 years of season student season tickets through the texas athletics website at that point -- i'd get a full student season ticket every year because doing so would let you straight up buy a Red River Shootout ticket upfront without dealing with the lottery bullshit or the second hand market and I went to the RRS every year I was at UT. I was a super senior on my victory lap, so I not only got to buy a national championship ticket to the rose bowl at face value, they wound up being *insanely* good seats, 2nd row, right in the corner of the end zone. Legitimately some of the best tickets I ever had in my life. I remember me and a friend of mine went to go pick up our tickets at the box office at DKR, and they had police escort us because there was a crowd of students outside shouting ridiculous numbers at us to buy our tickets. No fucking way was I going to sell something like that, though. Shame that the game wound up being the Colt McCoy Injury game, and that's how I left UT. Probably my worst moment as a UT football fan, and it was still pretty fucking cool. Still have the ticket put up with my other UT memorabilia.

Being at that game, and then going to the game in austin and having my 71 year old mom have a heart attack at the game, it made beating Bama last year feel so insanely, amazingly cathartic. I can't wait for life in the SEC.

3 hours ago, TOR said:

1992 Cotton Bowl.  Shock The Nation!  Holy crap that stadium was cold.

91, 92.  Whatever it takes.

I don't mind Sark doing the narrating here.  I want him to become the voice of UT when it comes to excellence and football.  Might as well start now, since it's his voice the recruits are going to be hearing more than the MoC.

6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

drop dead gorgeous women on campus

pps:  this is true for decades.  

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