July 15, 20187 yr Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
July 15, 20187 yr Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
July 15, 20187 yr Frank, when Nordberg said "I love you" he was talking about a boat. I realize that. Now.
July 15, 20187 yr It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Goodyear? No, the worst.
July 15, 20187 yr "That's a red light district.. what would he be doing there?" "Sex, Frank?" "No, not right now, Ed. We got work to do."
July 16, 20187 yr "That's horrible, Frank, just horrible." "I know, Ed." "My father went the same way."
July 16, 20187 yr Author Frank: What about the guy? You know anything about him? Ed: Not much, just that he's an olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had.
July 16, 20187 yr A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way l want to go.
July 16, 20187 yr By the way, if you haven't seen the old Police Squad! TV show from the early 80s on which Naked Gun was based, I recommend checking it out.
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