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Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.

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Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

 Nice beaver.

Thank you. I just had it stuffed. 

Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

It's the same old story.
Boy finds girl,
boy loses girl,
girl finds boy,
boy forgets girl,
boy remembers girl,
girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

No, the worst.

"That's a red light district.. what would he be doing there?"

"Sex, Frank?"

"No, not right now, Ed.  We got work to do."

She seemed to have breasts that said, “Hey, look at these!”

"That's horrible, Frank, just horrible."

"I know, Ed."

"My father went the same way."

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Frank: What about the guy? You know anything about him?

Ed: Not much, just that he's an olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had.

A parachute not opening -

that's the way to die,

getting caught in a combine,

having your nuts bit off

by a Laplander.

That's the way l want to go.

By the way, if you haven't seen the old Police Squad! TV show from the early 80s on which Naked Gun was based, I recommend checking it out. 

I heard police work is dangerous...


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